what's the story on this?

>>7288436
its a bag of Doritos

Some anon was getting the ingredients ready to make an anchovy pizza.

It appears those Giant Isopods are eating Doritos

No need to thank me

>>7288436
I really really hate this image

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>>7288695

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>>7288911
Please stop

>>7288436
>>7288911
I bet they are delicious

>>7288436
>>7288911
These things are fucking frightening

>>7288436
They're Deepwater isopods. They're harmless scavengers.

>>7289325

I saw cloverfield I know what those fucks can do

>>7289325
>deepwater
>clearly on dry land
Now I'm terrified they're rising from the deep to conquer mortal men.
Thanks, asshole.

>>7288689
Consider spoiling your text next time bud, not all of us have reasoned what is going on in that pic. Thanks asshole.

>>7288436
please delete this post immediately OP

this wasn't meant to be seen

isopods loev doritos

it's just one of those science facts like the sky being blue. or OP being a faggot.

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would you eat this

>>7289428
I would not eat the fookin prawn

>>7289428
does it taste like lobster/crawfish/shrimp/crab? if so, sure, why the fuck not

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>>7289437
because his friends will come and kill you?

anyone else think these guys are fucking cute as shit

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>>7289478
looks like the japs do

>>7289478
I have two of them as pets. They usually snuggle up in my daughter's crib with her.

>>7288436
Some rad roaches stole doritos.

>>7289563
>rad roaches
my sides

>>7289496
please be true

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>>7289375
They are extremely rare up here. People occasionally get them by accident when fishing. You find one maybe once in a blue moon.

This applies to all sorts of weird fish that you just occasionally catch outside of their depth. We know relatively little about a lot of them because we see them so rarely.

Man'o'wars are pretty fucking scary and they live on the surface all over the world.

>>7290192

>man'o'wars

I can't even count the number of times I've pissed on myself growing up after coming into contact with those fucks.

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>>7290199
Well you'll be happy to know that about a kilometer below the surface, a similar animal lives and grows to about 40 meters long.

>>7288436
they're looking for minerals

>>7290211

Fuck that shit; underwater minefield.

As long as they don't make rebreathers that go that deep I guess it's not a problem.

>>7290224
like any deep sea creature, or colony, they can voyage to the surface with the sole intent of fucking your shit up. Also, even when dead, they sting.

>>7290230
Even a small piece can get broken off and sting you hundreds of miles away.

>>7288911

I can deal with lobsters, crabs, squid and the like. But that is too many legs. That's where I draw the line.

>>7289559
Her head is the fucking plate.

>Often the finding of a single Portuguese man o' war results in the finding of many others in the vicinity. They must be treated with caution, and the discovery of a man o' war washed up on a beach may lead to the closure of the whole beach.
They hunt in packs, arisen.

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>>7288911

How horrifying.

>>7288436
"we require more minerals"

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>>7290230

>like any deep sea creature, or colony, they can voyage to the surface with the sole intent of fucking your shit up

Reminder that it sounds like the Meg movie is finally going to get made (by the guy who made Hostel).

>>7290245
we already have megashark.
Hell, we even have harktopus.
Not that I'm complaining though, this one might actually be good :^)

>>7290239
'Tis not defeat to flee from the beach, master. 'Tis survival.

>>7290251

>the asylum

Meg is like Jurassic Park, but in the ocean, and deserves to get a decent adaptation.

The last good shark movie we got was Deep Blue Sea, and I remember coming out of the theater and saying to myself, "why didn't they do a Meg movie instead?"

I like how spanish describes seafood as "water bugs" or "Sea bugs"

man they really are ocean bugs

>>7290322
They really are. The other way around actually. Arthropods first evolved in the ocean and then moved to colonize land.

>>7290762

Same with monkeys, which we evolved from.

Some monkeys stayed in the ocean and became mermaids.

>>7288436
Looks like a limited edition kind of doritos.

>>7289437
It's a crustacean so it probably does.

>>7288695
fuck you Laurie, stupid cunt

>>7288436
Looks like /HSG/ made its way over to /ck/

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>>7290769
And then those monkey mermaids grew legs and never went back.

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>>7289072
Oh man, I forgot about this thing.
Fucking mental.

>>7289428
Why would anyone want to? They're cute.

>>7289072
What am I looking at here?

>inb4 fleshlight pro

It's like commercialism appeals to even the most primordial organism. Kinda reminds me of the extreme corporate/capitalistic vibes from vaporwave.

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>>7289478
Theyre big in japan

you can get this motherfucker on amazon for $65

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>>7289428

I would try.

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This is now an isopod thread.

>>7292417
It was never not an isopod thread you jackass

>>7289496
"my wife's daughters crib"
ftfy

>>7292377
Hng
I want one

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Spoiler. They are in your backyard and under your rocks right now!

>>7292377
Less creepy than those anime waifu pillows.

>>7288436
I guess I'm the only one that thinks these are cute as fuck

>>7293267
Guess your the only one who doesn't know how to read a thread

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>>7292463
>>7292534

http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Isopod-Realistic-Plush-Doll/dp/B00GD1JS5I

>>7290093
You know what he's referencing right?

>>7294139
He probably doesn't. Fallout* is such an unknown niche game that only us true gamers would ever have heard about!
Fucking normies, amirite? lol

*3 and later. Not those dusty old ones from before gaming was cool.

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>>7290238
fucking kek

>>7290192
Those motherfuckers are the weirdest shit. They're several separate organisms latched together into a nightmarish nature frankenstein.

>>7288911
Am I the only one that finds this adorable?

>>7288436
>We require more minerals

>>7289365
lol

>>7288436
well, some Turks decided that Doritos are tasty. This is the result of them trying to eat more doritos.

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>>7290238
Fuck now I can't not see that as some Asian version of the In the Aeroplane Over the Sea album art

>>7288436
the zerg needed extra minerals

Do Isopods like eating Doritos?

>>7290192
>Americans have to sensationalise it and call it a "Portugese Man o'War"
>Australians just call it a "blue bottle"

I do agree that they're cunts though.

>>7290192
>There are probably actual hydralisks at the bottom of the ocean and we'll never know until it's too late

>>7295574

>grew up in hawaii
>recently learned we shared the same toads, cane spiders, and now "blue bottles" are also just washing up on whatever shore they care to

I feel like Australians probably have to abbreviate, or otherwise come up with slang terms for all the annoying wildlife shit they have to deal with.

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>>7290821
>young fag detected
That's how doritos packaging used to look, kid

>>7290821
>>7295599
lmao this has to be b8

>>7288441
I see this reply everytime this thread comes up

>>7295100
No I was just thinking about cuddling with it

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So I guess I'm the one who has to post this now

>>7294152
>everyone plays video games
Calm down, autismlord.

>>7294139
I think that anon was talking about the fact that it was spelled "rad roaches" instead of radroaches.

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>>7289433
But would you fook a prawn?

>>7292355
Sick reference m8