because his friends will come and kill you?
looks like the japs do
They are extremely rare up here. People occasionally get them by accident when fishing. You find one maybe once in a blue moon.
This applies to all sorts of weird fish that you just occasionally catch outside of their depth. We know relatively little about a lot of them because we see them so rarely.
Man'o'wars are pretty fucking scary and they live on the surface all over the world.
Well you'll be happy to know that about a kilometer below the surface, a similar animal lives and grows to about 40 meters long.
>Often the finding of a single Portuguese man o' war results in the finding of many others in the vicinity. They must be treated with caution, and the discovery of a man o' war washed up on a beach may lead to the closure of the whole beach.
They hunt in packs, arisen.
>like any deep sea creature, or colony, they can voyage to the surface with the sole intent of fucking your shit up
Reminder that it sounds like the Meg movie is finally going to get made (by the guy who made Hostel).
Meg is like Jurassic Park, but in the ocean, and deserves to get a decent adaptation.
The last good shark movie we got was Deep Blue Sea, and I remember coming out of the theater and saying to myself, "why didn't they do a Meg movie instead?"
And then those monkey mermaids grew legs and never went back.
Oh man, I forgot about this thing.
Theyre big in japan
you can get this motherfucker on amazon for $65
Spoiler. They are in your backyard and under your rocks right now!
He probably doesn't. Fallout* is such an unknown niche game that only us true gamers would ever have heard about!
Fucking normies, amirite? lol
*3 and later. Not those dusty old ones from before gaming was cool.
Fuck now I can't not see that as some Asian version of the In the Aeroplane Over the Sea album art
>grew up in hawaii
>recently learned we shared the same toads, cane spiders, and now "blue bottles" are also just washing up on whatever shore they care to
I feel like Australians probably have to abbreviate, or otherwise come up with slang terms for all the annoying wildlife shit they have to deal with.
>young fag detected
That's how doritos packaging used to look, kid
So I guess I'm the one who has to post this now