What do you think of my Full English, /ck/?

>>7286829

10/10 an excellent plate of food

>>7286829
>Full English Breakfast
>No Ketchup

Pakistani trying to pass as englishman detected

>>7286829
While I love sardines, are you just jumping on the new ebin /r9k/ meme?

>>7286829
>tomato isn't fried or green
>no beans
Disgusting.

missing the caviar

>>7286829
>Full English
>no refried cabbage

>>7286873
Look like anchovies to me

>>7286829
Wheres the HP sauce?

>>7286873

How can you browse both a board where sardines are apparently a meme, and the food and cooking board, which has always approved of canned fish, yet somehow not be able to tell the difference between a sardine and an anchovy?

>>7286829
You need to put those eggs and anchovies on top of a weinerschnitzel, and add some capers and minced parsley.
THEN that'd be a meal worth eating.

>>7286863
The ketchup is clearly in the fridge you nonce.

>>7286888
>>7286899

Pimento stuffed olives take care of all of those.

It is rare to see an egg on /ck/ that's neither raw nor burnt.

>>7287906

>implying those aren't raw eggs

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>>7288010

Webum related is what a raw egg looks like, anon.

>>7288130

>that face at the end

Borneo probably watches a lot of porn in her free time.

>>7287082
hardly anyone on /ck/ cooks lad. this board's about shilling fast food restaurants and shitposting. you don't need to be able to recognise food beyond a burger.

>>7286829
Olives? No toast? No bacon? No beans? No sausages? No mushrooms? Saltines?

2/10 because the eggs are look decently fried.

>>7288130
What a retard.

>>7288697

That is a raw egg though.

>>7288667

Anchovies can be substituted for all other proteins.

The saddest thing about this is that the eggs were the only thing on the plate that were cooked, but they still look better than most eggs posted here, particularly in actual Full English Breakfast posts.

>>7288130
she's so fat and ugly

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>>7288639

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>>7288270

>borneo probably watches a lot of porn in her free time

Yeah, FOOD porn.

>>7288828
Why do posts of attractive women always bring in the jelly lardbeasts? I see it so often especially in celeb threads. Do you tumblrinas deliberately visit threads to complain about their content?

>>7289708

>do you tumblrinas deliberately visit threads to complain about their content

Half of the reason most people come here is to yell at people for cooking something poorly, and then tell them what they did wrong and why.

There's also nothing wrong with picking on borneo a little; she's a big girl.

>>7286888
>>7286899

I've never seen a full english breakfast with fried green tomatoes or caviar.

Is that really a thing? Or is caviar slang for something beans or something?

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>>7290578

The caviar is used as a sauce on top of everything by the upper class.