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Roommate keeps drinking my personal stash of milk, i keep in my own fridge.
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and instead of cumming into the bottle, you tell your internet friends about it

truly a cuck
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>>7277914
Exactly. Just pour some fucking hot sauce in your milk.
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>>7277909

Keep poison in the milk container, put your milk in a mustard bottle. Problem solved.
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>>7277909
Your roommate could be a nigger if that makes you feel any better
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>>7277909
I think that means you're gay
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>tfw no roommate to share milk with
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>>7277909
Poison it.
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>>7277909
>>7277909
HE WANTS YOUR CUM
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>>7277927
Please tell us about this white hot sauce you have that won't instantly discolor the milk
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>>7278654

they actually make that
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>>7277909
Put lemon juice in it. I forget the proportions but it works as a buttermilk substitute.

>OR

Man up and tell him to fuck out yo milk
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>>7278654
Just add capsaicin powder
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>>7277909
And after kicking his ass he still does it?
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>>7277909

When I was at uni a cunt used to do that to me, 5 of us shared a fridge, I knew full well who was doing it. I spat in the milk a lot and put it back.

Fucking cunt.

Cum is a little bit too far though.
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>>7278702
>Not wanting to smugly laugh as you watch your friends slurp up your delicious cum
What are you, gay?
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>>7278705

He wasn't my friend pal.
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Put a shit tonne o salt in it
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>be in uni
>eating delicious shrimp ramen
>go out to smoke a joint
>high as balls
>get a coffee from the dining hall
>come back
>hear one of my roomates through the door "when anon comes back, he's going to be high as fuck, this is gonna be funny"
>walk in
>huge muscular black roomate pins me up against the wall
>my coffee splashes everywhere all on both of us
>NIGGA YOU BEEN EATING MY SHRIMP RAMEN??????????????????????????? YOU A LITTLE BITCH, NIGGA
>he couldnt find his shrimp ramen stash
>thinks i stole it
>explain to him it's a misunderstanding
>he's suspicious, but eventually believes me
>to this day i don't eat shrimp ramen
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>>7278714
I'm not your pal, buddy.
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>>7278916
btw im not memetexting this is a true story
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