>eat lots of broccoli every day for several months
>my shits are basically teflon-coated, rarely need to wipe more than once
>get tired of broccoli, stop eating it
>whenever I shit it's like I'm wiping a marker
>increase fiber intake from other sources
What other foods can I eat to obtain the same effect broccoli had on my bowel movements?
a spoonful or two of olive oil with your meals
I eat it almost every day with either carrots or pumkin and I poop two or three times a day and they always get a clean exit. So I'm'guessing that spinach is doing the trick.
Plus oats for brekky. Try oats.
>finally going to get laid
>take off underwear
>shit streak down the middle of them like my ass went offroading earlier
Also I can imagine a poorly wiped bungus can get somewhat unsavoury after a whole day.
Bananas are cheap and good for smooth happy bathroom time.
Maybe if you were peeping over the stall divider at the next guy, but it's really not gay if you're looking at your own shit. You made it, own it.
>take massive dump at Arby's
>waddle over to sink, pants around ankles
>sit ass on edge of sink
>break sink off wall from 150 pound man sitting on it
>wipe gross feces off with bare hand and tap water
>no soap in dispenser to wash hands after
How the fuck am I going to finish my sandwich, ya dingus?
This isn't europe where bidets are common.
Maybe you shouldn't be sitting on sinks, and instead carry a collapsible ass washing cup like a normal person.
metamucil (or another brand of fiber supplement). all the benefits that you're used to but you don't actually have to alter you diet drastically, just drink a glass of the stuff (very low calorie in the sugar-free versions) 1-2 times a day.
>not doing kegel exercises to achieve glorious tone of pelvic muscles
yo I use my fusion pro glide for my face and ass and everything else. Had it for years but it's too weak now to deal with my hair forests.
I'm in the market for a beard/body trimmer so any suggestions?
>What other foods can I eat to obtain the same effect broccoli had on my bowel movements?
you want the ultimate in shitting food?
holy shit it's the shit's shit. you'll be shitting huge logs, won't feel them and never have to wipe again.
>>holding your shit in all night so you can take a huge dump at work in the morning
if you take a shit break at work every day, say a regular 15 minute one, you'll end up with a full week and a half of pay every year for nothing but shitting.