Food sayings you live by

>stay clear of Pajeet
>he shits in the street

>>7276423
Top zoz

>>7276423
K E K
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>>7276423
>tfw this is the reason I will never try Indian poo in the loo food

>beer before liquor, never been sicker
>liquor before beer, never been sicker
I can't mix proofs, period.

>>7276456
It's really just about suits your palate

If you're going back and forth between beer and shots of something disgusting, it's going to leave a uniquely shitty aftertaste that's going to make your stomach turn

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If I had all the money I ever spent on beer throughout my lifetime, I'd buy beer.

Drink a fever, drink a cold.

>>7276471
...and then I leave her, on the side of the road

>>7276423
lel

The nose knows

When in doubt, throw it out.

Beer is god's way of showing the world he loves us.

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Never buy green bananas for anyone over 70.

>>7276423
top kek

>>7276418
kek

>>7276461
not even, as you get older and have been thinking longer you sort of figure out its just about how much you're drinking more then anything. I used to think it was about mixing, but its not. These days I can go from whiskey to vodka to wine, and then back to vodka again all in one night and nothing bad happens so long as I don't drink too much.

>>7277822
This guy has wisdom

You only borrow beer.

(You realize that when you get up and head to the pisser every 15 minutes.)

>>7277890
You only borrow life desu...

>>7277896
Ahh... I got one upped.

Never put off tomorrow what you can eat today. It also applies to alcohol. If I drink as much as I want, then wake up and still have more? That's a great feeling.

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>>7276418

gonna do my best to top you OP, and yes I laughed

>liquor in the front, poker in the rear

the wisdom here is you need to taper off, which is true. if you are finishing with liquor your stop is sudden, but if you have the beer last you are coming down more slowly

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>candy is dandy, but liquor is...aw fuck it...where did I put the roofies?

>>7278356
Ok let me try now
>Liquor in the rear poker in the rear

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>>7276418
praise scooby

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>No wine before its time.

>>7276418
This one's for when it's safe to just scrape off mold
>Green or white? It's alright
>Brown or black? Stay way back

>>7278968
That's an old one. Rest assured, there are 40 year olds on the chan who appreciate the humor.

>>7278968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

kek

>>7279348
>cut

>>7276456
>>7276418
The two are more about tolerance than anything.

Beer before liquor lowers your inhibitions and sensitivity, hence you overdrink. Hangover, ergo you're sick.

Either way you want some potassium and some water. The two will help you put a huge dent in your potential hangover.

>>7276418
>Shut up and throw up like a man
Is usually what my friends and I say when someone uses that line.

>eat food

>>7276418
Dont fake the funk on a nasty dunk