I had a bottle of Kraken and it burned and taste of alcohol.

>>7269991
Why don't you just suck off a few guys instead?

>>7269991
wine coolers and semen you pussy faggot

>>7269991
>drinking sweet liquor
>ever

it's almost as if you WANT to be hungover

>>7270030
I wasn't and we destroyed two fifths. I was reluctant to describe it as sweet, because my friend hates sweet liquors but he loved this. The site describes it as a "citrus" taste.

>>7270038
>deliciously sweet
>not sweet

KYM8

>>7270040
My bad, I didn't account for non-english speakers.
It taste sweet to me, but since my friend doesn't like sweet then maybe "sweet" isn't the word I'm looking for, is what that last post was attempting to convey. It was delicious.

>>7270051
you and your friend are both retarded.

also stop shilling your low quality piss juice, we don't want it

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>>7270058
>shilling

>>7269991
Try Mott's Clemato. Taste breddy gud (not sugary as fuck like most coolers), I'll bump one whenever I feel like changing shit up.

shot jagerbombs
the ones with cola, not with beer

Apparently Bounty Overproof Rum is delicious and will wreck you.

>>7269991
cannon blast sucks. If you're going to drink CM, at least make it Private Stock.

>>7269991
>these shill threads

Just mix something sweet in with your whiskey pussy

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>>7273943
>shill

>>7270007
>>7270011

>I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU BECAUSE I ENJOY DRINKING LITERAL SHIT WATER

Fuck you, alcohol tastes like shit. I only drink angry orchard because it fucking tastes good.

Bacardi Oakheart is my fav.

Fuck off, shill.

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>>7274024
Shill

An accomplice of a confidence trickster or swindler who poses as a genuine customer to entice or encourage others.

its sad that /ck/ thinks marketers come here

this board probably only has like 2k people per day traffic

If you don't like the taste of alcohol then you obviously don't like alcohol and you need to stop drinking it. Go get a weed prescription.

>>7274054
Found the marketer.

>>7274068
What the fuck am I reading.

Long Island Iced Tea: the cocktail of choice for date rapists. They can actually be made well (the most common mistake is using a cheap or, worse, golden tequila) but you have to use half the gommé specified by the IBA and slightly more lemon juice. Weirdly, it's one of the few cocktails containing where Coke works better than Curiosity Cola.

>>7274025
Is rum the only spirit that's suppose to be "sweet"? I love tequila and would go crazy for a tequila similar to my Cannon Blast experience.

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Sipping this tonight.

One last bump in hopes of a sweet tequila.

>Drinking alcohol with the only intention of getting "fucked up"
>Drinking cordials like Cannon Blast
Oh to be a minor again.

Don't worry child one day you'll grow up. You'll either learn to either go a bar with the grown ups or you'll learn how to make actual cocktails.

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>>7277632
2 oz of your tequila of choice
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lime Juice

That's your "sweet tequila" you fucking moron.

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>>7277649
>make

>>7277711
>Not knowing how easy it is to get in a girl's pants by making her a drink at your place
You got a lot to learn buddy.

>>7277716
>expecting me to read any of this

>>7277717
>implying

>>7269991
That's disgusting. You're disgusting.

Seeing as this is the only alcohol related thread on the front page at the moment, thought I might drop in to ask for some recommendations. Anybody know a good distillery that makes scotch that isn't exorbitantly expensive?

>>7269991

So you want a sweet drink you can pretend to not be drinking just because it's sweet?

Tripel beers tend to be pretty sweet (high alcoholic beers in general).

I'd say just give up pretending, admit you like girly drinks and just mix cheap booze with coke and orange juice.

>>7269991
You have to be 18 to post on this site.

Uh. Four Loko, Twisted Tea, Lime-a-ritas, Mike's Hard, Angry Orchard, vodka and orange juice. Stuff like that might be more your taste OP. Maybe Fireball but even that might be too much like alcohol for you.

>>7277798
>Mango-a-ritas
>cider
I love these, but I was hoping for hard alcohol responses. I got a few from some anons I'll try, and yeah Fireball is good but it's not a big draw for me. Sorry I didn't specify that or about tequila.
Thank you.

>>7277855
Nice dubs. I was making fun of you. But now I feel bad about it. Drink whatever makes you happy man.

>>7277798
>Angry Orchard

Fuck me that stuff is so disgusting.

>>7277871
I agree. But OP seems to go in for this sort of thing. Just trying to be helpful now I guess.

>>7276178
That's pretty gay bro

>>7277871
>>7277878
On specifically Angry Orchard, I'm content with its taste compared to beer. I hate apples, but I'm just used to consuming things that I find taste worse. I do love cider, though, and I've had a brand called ACE I found made a tasty pear cider.

It would just be nice to have more than one spirit that I can enjoy sipping without having to grit myself.

>>7277882
It's actually a really good rum, just an unfortunate name for the fratboy crowd.