I haven't had spam since I was a kid, my grandparents loved cooking with the stuff. Realized just how much sodium was in that shit as I got older and haven't touched it since. A quarter can of spam is more or less your entire day's recommended salt intake. Guess that can be said for the majority of all fast food too, though.
Used to eat stuff like this when I was a child, we were refugees and poor.
White fluffy sliced bread tastes like fucking nothing.
It isn't tho, it's just heavily preserved simple canned meat. Hence "preserved" it's literally bathing in salt
one time when i was a waiter there was a family of 10 that tipped me a dollar because they didn't like how their breakfast was all touching like pic related. i also accidentally called out one of their dishes having over medium eggs instead of over easy. it was the right egg its just i didnt recognize it when i called it out and the 20 year old girl i gave it to didnt touch them and she lost her appetite.
To be fair, rich haoles from the mainland have been buying up all the property and driving up housing costs, while their beachfront vacation rentals sit vacant for most of the year.