How is it actually possible for anything natural to taste as

>>7269748
figs are superior

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>>7269751
man get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. fuck you and your figs. weird tasting shit. i concede that fig newtons are good but dates don't need a cookie to be dank as fuck.

this is a dates thread, don't bring that shit around here

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>>7269748
>>7269751
let's not argue friends
figs and dates are both delicious in the eyes of the Lord
pic related the seven species of the land of Israel
shalom nigga

Protip: soften chopped dates with hot water, puree with red wine vinegar, a bit of olive oil, and salt, and put it on a burger with something tangy like goat cheese
thank me later

>>7269757
>fig newtons
>good
Figs are delicious but fig newtons are shit.
Figs are best when completely ripe on the tree, looking like a wrinkly storm with a drop of juice sticking to the outside, nice and warm from the 100 degree sunny weather.

But dates are fucking awesome too, love medjool dates.

>>7269748
>tfw you ask the cute grocer if you can have a date and she gives you a packet of medjools
Actually happened a few years ago. I was autistically hoping she would purposely misunderstand my request and we would end up going on a date.

Yeah, they're nice, but I feel a little embarrassed about the memory when I eat them.

Is this the new meme food?

>>7269803
She did purposely misunderstand your request. She very politely rejected you.

I'm with you OP, medjool dates are delicious. I use them for baking sometimes but I think they're best fresh. I don't really eat dried dates anymore cause they just don't compare to sweet fresh dates.

>>7269748
tastes better than candy when they are all mushy

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>>7269751
Agreed