i had a few screwdrivers last night and all day today i've barely pooped and when I do take a shit its just watery slime.
I drank half a 1.75 l bottle of OJ and had about 7 shots of vodka total. Is it more likely that the alcohol or OJ caused the digestive issues today?
well im not going to the store tonight. Will tonic mask the alcohol flavor? I don't know why but tasting liquor makes my stomach feel like shit. tried jack and coke and it was garbage
Jack and coke is garbage. Jack doesn't mix well imo. If you're sticking to vodka then no, tonic will not mask the flavour (or at least, unlikely). Only use tonic if you enjoy the flavour. Alternatively you could do 1.5 ounces of vodka, 150 ml of tonic and 50-100ml of lemon/lime juice or soda.
Why not just drink beer?
>i drank half a 1.75 l bottle of
At first I thought you were going to say vodka.
That's around how much I drink every day, and all else being equal that's the only explanation I have found for my irregular bowel movements.
The reason why you had watery shits was likely because of the vitamin C, which apparently you had a lot of. By the sounds of it you plan on drinking again tonight. If you do, stay hydrated because you've had ass water all day. God speed OP.
Here's an idea, drink as much vodka as you need cut with OJ. Drink 2 liters of water before beddy bye, with another liter sitting by your bed. Throw in a multivitamin and you should be good to go.
> 1.5 furlongs of vodka to 250 gigajoules of OJ