Brought an english guy in my house and he is still sleeping. Do I bring him some tea or something? He was very drunk last night.
I don't have tetlyes or wp tipps. Just bigelow and lipton.
If you don't cook him a full English brekky, expect violence.
I believe vampire rules apply to Britts. Your first mistake was inviting one into your home, but the damage is already done so blend him up some fish and chips into a smoothy and keep him out of the sun.
Brtis can't have pigs in their country because of muslims and because their tusks are longer than 3 inches long, which poses grave danger to the common britbottle
CAN YOU DIG?
BIN THAT PIG
I didn't fuck him but he invited me out to dinner and I didn't realize it was a date so when he paid I think he was expecting me to put out, which I didn't but felt pressured to, but we got drunk and he tried it on with me and I awkwardly defused the situation by turning on the game cube and we played smash brothers while he got more drunk and sullen then went to bed because he couldn't drive home.
When did you discover he was a brit? AFTER you let him into your house? Do you not have the proper wards, talismans and incenses?
Leave it an offering of tea and crumpets (scones if you can't get crumpets where you are) and hope it goes away. Make sure you have a picture of the queen somewhere in a prominent location, failure to do this will inevitably lead to disaster. If it offers to take you out and have curry for lunch, POLITELY DECLINE AND SAY THAT YOU HAVE A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT. May god have mercy on your soul.