Alright bros what's the best way to serve spam?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and spam.

>>7261500
>le original and funny response xD

Kill yourself shitlord.

>>7261501
Not a fan of Lobster Thermidor? How about egg, bacon, sausage and spam?

A quick fry with lard, some hash browns and a couple fried eggs on the side.

>>7261508
>a couple fried eggs on the side

So spam, spam, spam, egg and spam?

>>7261509

Yes mother.

This thread suddenly inspired me to attempt deep frying spam in tempura batter.

Op here

I just ate 3 times the amount of sodium a body can handle and will quite literally rest in pepperoni

>>7261497
Fried, served between two pieces of toasted seed bread, with a runny egg on top with a spurt of HP and crack black.

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MUSUBI

>>7261550
this

Spam, potato and cheese pierogi.

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>>7261543
rihgt there with you bro. my breakfast. half a spam in the eggs. Had the other half the night before, spam egg cheese sandwich

>>7261497
in kimchi fried rice

Bake raisin cookies with entire cuts of spam hidden in the center. Do not tell whoever you are serving them to about the spam.

thin slice pan fry
with an over medium egg
on an english muffin

>>7261550
HNNNGGGG

Spam Masubi is the best option

>>7261497
In the trash can

Sliced and grilled spam. On Italian bread with Velveeta. then the whole thing panini grilled. Delicious!

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>>7261497
in budae jjigae

>>7261543
>literally

>>7261497
Why do people use spam? Couldn't you get all the quality from ham or anything else actually appealing than congealed meat product?

>>7262210
Because when I eat spam its not because I don't have a choice and can't afford other quality meat products its because I want to eat fucking spam

>>7261497
Disguised as a message from someone's friend

>>7262210

It's a comfort food for many people.

I personally don't think it's that great other than in musubi, and I grew up in HI.

Last meal I ate was a couple of slices of spam fried with a couple of eggs, with beans on toast. Hot sauce on the spam and eggs, cayenne and garlic paste in the beans.

I put some salt on the eggs out of habit and smoked a cig afterwards, all while arguing on 4chan. I think my blood pressure hit a new personal best.

>>7262210
Comfort food for me.

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Spam fried rice

>>7262210
because it doesn't taste like ham

>>7261497
Spam fritters, nigga.

>>7261540
please deliver

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Make a glaze and put some cloves on it then bake in the oven.

>>7261497
pretty shure the trash can doesn't care how I would serve it.

>tfw took part in some dumb Jackass/CKY shit as a youth
>had to eat dog food (thankfully prior to Youtube being a thing)
>literally tasted better than Spam (it was the "gourmet" kind)

I haven't eaten Spam since 2002.

>>7261497
There are only two ways.

Spam fried rice and fried with american cheese on white bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>>7261616
those are eggs? disgusting

>>7261503
If pigs laid eggs you'd have nothing but pork on your plate.

>>7261550
muh fuggin dik

Do you faggots always have spam in your cupboards.

spam and coke stew

>>7262990
what a savage cunt.

>>7261497
Kimbap or GTFO

>>7261543
>http://whs.rocklinusd.org/documents/Science/Lethal_Dose_Table.pdf
>12357 mg/kg
>average american male weight = 196lb=88.9kg
>1098 grams or about two and a half pounds of table salt

How did you eat this much salt?

>>7261508
You do realize spam had lard in it? "Fat fried in fat fried in fat"

I don't eat it unless it's spam musubi. So tasty

>>7262126
Mah nigga
Love me some army stew

>>7261616
Dude, you don't know how to cook eggs. I know they're really hard, but at least cook your shit. Ain't no sunny side scramble

>>7262210
Some times you just want a hamburger.

>>7261509
You forgot the pickles.

>>7261497
On the shelf in the supermarket.

Slice em thin thin thin, and fry em

Best way is cubed and fried, then scramble with egg. Serve on a bed of rice with grated chedder on top, sliced tomatoes on the side with black pepper. Add tobasco if wanted.

>>7261501
>Shitlord
I seriously hope this is ironic

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>>7261497
Samoan style with coconut creamed spinach.

I prefer Celebrity Bacon Grill, but SPAM will do as an expensive substitute.

Cut two thick slices, grill or fry and serve between two toast slices with a good dollop of Encona Hot Pepper sauce or Sriracha if you have to.

>>7261497
Not at all. That stuff costs $5 a can where I live, when deli meat tastes better and costs less.

>>7263323
A mans gotta eat

>>7265153

It's $2.50-$3.00 here, unless if it's on sale (which is rare).

>>7265182
That's it's sale price here. Goddamn jew grocery store.

I like serving it cut up raw and cold straight from the can but only when paired with original lays potato chips. I dno why but they go really well together.

Other then that just fry them in a bit of oil and eat like bacon by itself.

Sliced thinly, fried in a bit of oil, and eaten as is.
>preferably teriyaki spam if I can find it

>>7262117
how fat are you eating all that processed shite?

Spam.
Slice thin.
Pan nice and hot.
Fry.
Let them get crisp.
Out.
Egg. Fried. Over-easy.
Season.
Spam over fresh steamed white rice.
Top with egg.

DONE.

>>7266445
I giggled

Feed it to a pig along with various other slop. Wait until pig has digested the spam. Butcher pic, salt cure ham. cook and eat ham.

>>7266434
>processed
>making you fat
>I can't into nutrition

>>7261500
What kind of lobster can you only cook using a thermador

>>7265163
Yeah, but not that much sodium.