If you paid for the pizza and made "Piss on it" a special instruction... would they?
once, after papa johns had gotten my order wrong for the 5th or 6th time I pissed all over the wrong order and gave it to the driver when he brought the right order. I told him that there was nothing wrong with it and they could have it if they wanted. i was pretty drunk
I asked for a dragon drawn on the box from Dominos a few years ago, got this. tried to get them to do it again, but obviously not all delivery drivers have such artistic skill
>Used to work as a pizza hut delivery driver
>Always wanted something like this to happen
>Wanted my moment to shine
>Wanted to show everyone I am funny
>One day we get an order through with the special instruction 'draw the mona lisa on the box'
>I get excited
>tell me manager I will do it just before I arrive
>don't have a pen
>quickly stop outside of a supermarket and run in to grab some crayons
>people looking at me but I don't care
>buy them and get back to my scooter
>quickly drive to the apartment complex
>manage to sneak in while somebody else is entering
>take a seat on the stairs
>draw for 5 minutes trying to do the Mona Lisa from memory
>looks like fucking shit
>feel fucking awful
>open up the pizza and take out a garlic dip
>pour it over the mona lisa to get rid of it
>go and deliver the pizza
>they take the box and look visibly pissed
>'s-sorry haha, I just had a little accident'
>they scold me and call me a bunch of names
>then they wipe the garlic dip with their hands
>'holy shit bro, you did draw a mona lisa! Shame she looks like a retard drew his version it so he could have a wank on it'
>pays me but doesn't pay enough
>I don't want to say anything
>have to pay the rest out of pocket
>never got posted on reddit.
Zelda is mainstream as shit, and everybody who works at fast food pizza chains is under the age of like 25.
And your description is fucking stupid and unhelpful.
"cut pizza into 1 large triangle and then cut that triangle into 4 smaller triangles"
it's as clear as you can get without telling them to google "triforce"
Also, most people aren't gamers.
On time I had a friend over and while we were getting blazed I ordered a pizza without telling him and put "bang on the door like a cop" 20 minutes later when he came he went all out saying police open up and shit and ofcoarse I had forgotten about it so my heart dropped for a second and my buddy flipped out and hid in a closet
How deluded do you have to be that you think that everyone else is even aware of some games that haven't even had a movie about them? The only reason even I know what the Triforce is because newfags can't Triforce.
>Work at le chipot, last week before quit
>Customer is getting something for his friend
>Asks the Salsa 2 to write a very vulgar insult on the burrito wrapper
>She says she can't because of company policy etc.
>I say "well I won't be working here next week so let me see that"
>Write "cocksucking fag nigger"
>Got a $5 tip in the jar