Pizza Hut Special Instructions

probably not

They're an international food franchise corporation, of course they're not going to allow food safety and sanitation levels to reach that point just because a customer requested it.

>>7261407
once, after papa johns had gotten my order wrong for the 5th or 6th time I pissed all over the wrong order and gave it to the driver when he brought the right order. I told him that there was nothing wrong with it and they could have it if they wanted. i was pretty drunk

Where I order, I'm pretty sure I don't even read that part. I've asked for the pizza cut into 10, sauce on side for wings. I even asked in triangle as a joke and my pizza was normal.

>>7261407
piss might actually improve pizza huts nasty ass pizza

>>7261407
i was able to get them to draw a batman symbol on the box with some writing scribbled out claiming they didnt want to get sued by WB

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I asked for a dragon drawn on the box from Dominos a few years ago, got this. tried to get them to do it again, but obviously not all delivery drivers have such artistic skill

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>>7261581

>>7261595
>trogdor
holy fuck thats amazing

>>7261599
KEEK

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>>7261599
Nice.

>>7261595

dem consummate v's

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>Used to work as a pizza hut delivery driver
>Always wanted something like this to happen
>Wanted my moment to shine
>Wanted to show everyone I am funny
>One day we get an order through with the special instruction 'draw the mona lisa on the box'
>I get excited
>tell me manager I will do it just before I arrive
>don't have a pen
>quickly stop outside of a supermarket and run in to grab some crayons
>people looking at me but I don't care
>buy them and get back to my scooter
>quickly drive to the apartment complex
>manage to sneak in while somebody else is entering
>take a seat on the stairs
>draw for 5 minutes trying to do the Mona Lisa from memory
>finish
>looks like fucking shit
>feel fucking awful
>open up the pizza and take out a garlic dip
>pour it over the mona lisa to get rid of it
>go and deliver the pizza
>they take the box and look visibly pissed
>'s-sorry haha, I just had a little accident'
>they scold me and call me a bunch of names
>then they wipe the garlic dip with their hands
>'holy shit bro, you did draw a mona lisa! Shame she looks like a retard drew his version it so he could have a wank on it'
>laughs
>pays me but doesn't pay enough
>I don't want to say anything
>have to pay the rest out of pocket
>never got posted on reddit.

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>>7261599

lel

>>7261681
I only relate to one part of this.

>"Sir, you're short $5.."
"What's that, little man?"
>"H-have a good day."

>>7261441
Can you demand a refund?

>>7261681
Jesus Christ.

>>7262455
>Can you demand a refund?

No I just RRRREEEEEE into my pillow

Every time I order a pizza online, I put "cut into Triforce" as a special instruction, but nobody has done it.

>>7262565
"cut into 1 large triangle and then cut into 4 smaller triangles"

you don't have to be autistic
not everyone knows what your nerd shit is

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>>7262840
Zelda is mainstream as shit, and everybody who works at fast food pizza chains is under the age of like 25.

And your description is fucking stupid and unhelpful.

>>7262917
"cut pizza into 1 large triangle and then cut that triangle into 4 smaller triangles"

it's as clear as you can get without telling them to google "triforce"
Also, most people aren't gamers.

>>7262945
How under a rock would a normie have to be to not know a Triforce?

On time I had a friend over and while we were getting blazed I ordered a pizza without telling him and put "bang on the door like a cop" 20 minutes later when he came he went all out saying police open up and shit and ofcoarse I had forgotten about it so my heart dropped for a second and my buddy flipped out and hid in a closet

>>7263269
If you had video of this, you would be a one hit wonder on youtube.
But you don't.
It's ok, anon. I'll still eat your ass out.

>>7263240
How deluded do you have to be that you think that everyone else is even aware of some games that haven't even had a movie about them? The only reason even I know what the Triforce is because newfags can't Triforce.

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>>7261407
>Work at le chipot, last week before quit
>Customer is getting something for his friend
>Asks the Salsa 2 to write a very vulgar insult on the burrito wrapper
>She says she can't because of company policy etc.
>I say "well I won't be working here next week so let me see that"
>Write "cocksucking fag nigger"
>Got a $5 tip in the jar

>>7263269
lel