Lawry's seasoning salt and shredded potatoes
Sausage = meat in tube form
Hot dog = ground up pork meat in a tube form.
Get a large box fan and place it on the floor facing up (direction is important).
Halve your potatoes and drop a half at a time into the box fan. Don't do too many at once!
If you don't have hardwood, place some paper towels down to make cleanup easier.
man FUCK those "hashbrowns"
pic related is a hashbrown. I ordered hashbrowns at a diner once and they gave me that shit in pic related, felt lied to. those kinds of wannabe hashbrowns are shit, SHIT
this is how you fry potatoes
sliced not grated
liberal salt and pepper with a nice covering with franks red hot for flavor and color
add a few heaping tablespoons of bacon grease