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Yeah. You literally dump a bag of 11.4KG Flour and then mix in Egg and Milk mix (powder), the spice mix which is just a 700g bag of spices and pepper that makes everyone sneeze, and then a bag around the same size of salt.
Shit's nasty, I sneeze nonstop at work all over the flour and chicken and no one cares. They know how it is.
I'm convinced we are the worst KFC. A mall KFC, no one cares about anything. I sometimes put dead flies in the cookers for no reason at all.
One time me and my buddy got one of the shitty burrito's and put it in a bag of water, and then wrapped it in 2 more bags then left it under the postmix machine for 2 months. Why? Fuck knows.
Shit was nasty when we took it out. The mall is only busy during the day, and it is very quiet at nights so there is nothing to do and no one cares about their job. Even the managers complain about how shitty head office treats us. One time I got wasted the night before and had an open shift, first thing I did when I got in in my still incoherent state was took a shit, but the toilet is nasty so I never sit on it.
When I stood up I had shat all over the toilet seat, I took a photo of it and then left and the manager had to clean it up when she found it. They thought it was a customer.
I still have the photo and I can post it but it's on my phone and I can't really be fucked.
i am 33 years old, german and just went to kfc for the first time in my life. i had 3 fatty chicken parts with way to much batter, soggy fries and mediocre cole slaw for 7,90 €. i will never come back.
I went for the first time in like 10 years about 2 months ago.
those little fucking sporks are USELESS.
literally could not cut the chicken at all. I broke like 5 of them.
and fuck you I'm not eating with my hands.
when I went to college there was a KFC Express in the food court and they didn't even have the actual fried chicken, just popcorn chicken, potato wedges and those gross-ass bowls
sadly it was the better option compared to the Taco Bell Express we also had
aus still has popcorn chicken
which brings me to the crux of my argument. american kfc sucks balls. you have original chicken, wedges, slaw, MAYBE a spicy chicken piece set as promotion. australia has not only spicy chicken year round, we also have popcorn chicken, wicked wings, wraps, zinger burgers, and probably the best fast food fries you can get around here.
pic related is the zinger stacker. it has two spicy chicken fillets, cheese, chili mayo and relish. don't you want this beautiful thing in your mouth?
KFC in US is shit, much like most fast food in the US. Abroad it's a little more tolerable because other countries won't tolerate the same slop.
Bojangles is much better, as is popeyes. Fuck, even over-rated meme Canes.
Bojangles > Popeyes > Zaxby > Chickfila > Canes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KFC
I haven't eaten there in about a year but when I did get it, it was great. I kept going back. There is another KFC in the opposite direction from my house. It is absolutely terrible. They are the same restaurant within 5 miles of each other serving the same menu. One is great, the other is vomit inducing.
>get mashed potatos from KFC
>there's hardened chunks from it sitting out under a heat lamp in it
Its widely speculated that the secret recipe actually has 11+ ingredients. Nobody has ever been able to recreate it with only 11 but people have made nearly exact copies with 12 or more
Unfortunately my favorite bar is right across the street from a kfc. On Fridays I usually get dinner and a few beers at the bar then head on over and get some chicken for when I get home. Usually the sauceless hot wings. Damn I love those.
tl;dr: Flour, salt, MSG, and black pepper. That's it, there are no more spices.
>See they have KFC all over the place
>No mashed potatoes
>3 sauces. All of them taste like plastic
And to think someone actually tried to tell me that Dutch fast food was better than American
At least their Burger Kings have 10/10 curly fries
>I still have the photo and I can post it but it's on my phone and I can't really be fucked.
Post it please.