Who /kfc/ here???

Kenesha Fraaahd Coonshits?

KENNEDY FRIEDS CHICKENS?

GIBS ME DAT HONKEY HYWHITE CRACKA

Looks yummy, OP.

I'm a Popeyes man.

>>7259436
You eat spinach?

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>>7259440
Do you not?

>>7259457
I'm american

>>7259457
It's the only reason I fight to the finish.

Real Kentuckian reporting live from the hoe down: KFC is fucking garbage. No one here even likes it.

What are the eleven secret herbs and spices, anyway? I've tried working it out, but all I can detect is salt and oil.

I had some yesterday
I was startled at how fuckhuge the breast was. I don't think Ive ever seen a chicken breast as big as the one in the bucket

me, 4 piece and slaw with tatos

>>7259483
You were the last state for KFC to be introduced to because they were afraid of retaliation.

In the UK, they pronounce herbs with an H.

They are literally that stupid.

>>7259321
I'm from Bowling Green, Kentucky and everyone here loves KFC.

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>>7259548
That's fucking racist

Fuck KFC.

Popeye's is leagues better.

mediocre chicken and terrible biscuits

give me bojangle's, popeye's, or even lee's 2bh

>>7259321
KFC is shit. I stopped going when they got rid of popcorn chicken, but then I went once to try the popcorn nuggets. Not the same.

I just make my own chicken now.

>>7259539
I feel that Americans are a walking parody at this point.

I work at KFC. Ask me anything.

>>7259927
Is salt one of the secret spices?

>>7259539
mfw I keep repeating the word 'herbs' with the 'h', but Americans act as im speaking in a different language

>>7259949
Yeah. You literally dump a bag of 11.4KG Flour and then mix in Egg and Milk mix (powder), the spice mix which is just a 700g bag of spices and pepper that makes everyone sneeze, and then a bag around the same size of salt.

Shit's nasty, I sneeze nonstop at work all over the flour and chicken and no one cares. They know how it is.

I'm convinced we are the worst KFC. A mall KFC, no one cares about anything. I sometimes put dead flies in the cookers for no reason at all.

One time me and my buddy got one of the shitty burrito's and put it in a bag of water, and then wrapped it in 2 more bags then left it under the postmix machine for 2 months. Why? Fuck knows.

>>7259958
Shit was nasty when we took it out. The mall is only busy during the day, and it is very quiet at nights so there is nothing to do and no one cares about their job. Even the managers complain about how shitty head office treats us. One time I got wasted the night before and had an open shift, first thing I did when I got in in my still incoherent state was took a shit, but the toilet is nasty so I never sit on it.

When I stood up I had shat all over the toilet seat, I took a photo of it and then left and the manager had to clean it up when she found it. They thought it was a customer.

I still have the photo and I can post it but it's on my phone and I can't really be fucked.

What's a good substitute if you're in the UK and not situated in London but you want some moderately priced not expensive fried chicken?

>>7259982
Buy chicken, flour, eggs, and oil
Fry chicken

>>7259982
read a few recipes and watch a few videos

what you make at home will be better than 90% of the chains

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i am 33 years old, german and just went to kfc for the first time in my life. i had 3 fatty chicken parts with way to much batter, soggy fries and mediocre cole slaw for 7,90 €. i will never come back.

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>classic kfc chicken and potato wedges dipped in FLG sauce

yes I KFC. Original 12 piece bucket.

>>7262453
>>7262510
You guys must be eating this stuff wrong, it's absolutely gross. Soaked in grease, made by dirty hands, what isn't super greasy is too sweet. My potatoes and gravy shouldn't be sweet.

>>7262514
>Soaked in grease, made by dirty hands, what isn't super greasy is too sweet
just the way i like it

>>7262520
You need to work on eating correctly.

>>7262528
nah senpai, just gimme them potato wedges and some FLG sauce and i am a happy happy man

honestly I just go there for the big crunch. it's cheaper and tastes better than any nearby burger place.

>>7262514
What's wrong with a little greasy fatty chicken? It isn't gross. It taste great.

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It seemed like a good idea at the time.

>>7259321
> disgusting, overcooked chicken
> mashed potatoes worse than store bought powdered mash
> bland gravy
> potatoe wedges would be ok if they weren't so dry

>>7262558
Shame they tasted like shit.
Imagine if they had the secret herbs and spices...

>>7262539
This desu senpai

>>7262797
this DESU SENPAI

I went for the first time in like 10 years about 2 months ago.

those little fucking sporks are USELESS.

literally could not cut the chicken at all. I broke like 5 of them.

and fuck you I'm not eating with my hands.

when I went to college there was a KFC Express in the food court and they didn't even have the actual fried chicken, just popcorn chicken, potato wedges and those gross-ass bowls

sadly it was the better option compared to the Taco Bell Express we also had

>>7259847
They got rid of the popcorn chicken?!
Fuck, i wanted some.

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>>7263506
aus still has popcorn chicken

which brings me to the crux of my argument. american kfc sucks balls. you have original chicken, wedges, slaw, MAYBE a spicy chicken piece set as promotion. australia has not only spicy chicken year round, we also have popcorn chicken, wicked wings, wraps, zinger burgers, and probably the best fast food fries you can get around here.

pic related is the zinger stacker. it has two spicy chicken fillets, cheese, chili mayo and relish. don't you want this beautiful thing in your mouth?

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The are no bigger KFC fans than the Japanese.

>>7263558
Red Rooster shits all over KFC though.

>>7259958
>I'm convinced we are the worst KFC

If that is your approach to food hygiene skills, you should be on the street begging for small change, retard.

>>7262803
>Expecting to sit down and dine with utensils in a fast food restaurant.

>>7259327
Lol when u were bullied through hs

>>7263675
Lol another one
>>7259548

>>7263615
This, shame it's not as popular.

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>>7259321
Who /keniafriedbats/ here?

>>7259321
>Who /kfc/ here???

It mostly sucks, but their cole slaw is not bad.

KFC in US is shit, much like most fast food in the US. Abroad it's a little more tolerable because other countries won't tolerate the same slop.

Bojangles is much better, as is popeyes. Fuck, even over-rated meme Canes.

Bojangles > Popeyes > Zaxby > Chickfila > Canes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KFC

I first tried KFC the other week (as a former vegetarian) and it was very disappointing. It really doesn't taste of much, I don't know why people rave about fried chicken.

>>7263615
Expensive.
Also last time I went there(a few months ago now) they changed the gravy recipe to shit. Did they change it back?

I haven't eaten there in about a year but when I did get it, it was great. I kept going back. There is another KFC in the opposite direction from my house. It is absolutely terrible. They are the same restaurant within 5 miles of each other serving the same menu. One is great, the other is vomit inducing.

slim chickens is good. Expensive though.

>>7259321
Bojangles all day every saturday. coupon buy a 3 piece with 2 sides and get a 2 piece with one side free.

Who likes the KFC Gravy? There was a programme on BBC one about working at KFC and they shown everyone how the gravy is made.

Looked unpleasant but it tastes so damn good.

>>7265320
Second this

KFC gravy = based

>>7259321
I prefer Raising Canes.

They are more consistently good.

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>get mashed potatos from KFC
>there's hardened chunks from it sitting out under a heat lamp in it

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BREAKING FUCKING NEWS

>>7266178

Lemon as a spice?

does he mean lemon zest or something?

>>7266178
that boy can't count

>>7266178

>Pepper twice

ebin

>>7266216
Its widely speculated that the secret recipe actually has 11+ ingredients. Nobody has ever been able to recreate it with only 11 but people have made nearly exact copies with 12 or more

>Secret
Can't someone just analyze the breading mixture in a lab?

Unfortunately my favorite bar is right across the street from a kfc. On Fridays I usually get dinner and a few beers at the bar then head on over and get some chicken for when I get home. Usually the sauceless hot wings. Damn I love those.

>>7259490
http://jonathanturley.org/2014/04/21/consumer-protection-or-product-disparagement-the-secret-to-kfcs-eleven-secret-herbs-and-spices-is-that-there-are-only-four-not-so-secret-ingredients/

tl;dr: Flour, salt, MSG, and black pepper. That's it, there are no more spices.

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newflaps

>Visiting Netherlands
>See they have KFC all over the place
>No mashed potatoes
>No biscuits
>3 sauces. All of them taste like plastic
And to think someone actually tried to tell me that Dutch fast food was better than American

At least their Burger Kings have 10/10 curly fries

>>7267724

Fucking Americans everyone.

>>7267737
Dikke BMW

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Get on our level, yanks.

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>>7267749
Kennedy Fried Chicken

>>7267749

These look like restaurants in Georgia and Louisiana I've been to, not a bad looking imitation

>>7267749
I always wondered, since biscuits are cookies in bongland what do you eat with your fried chicken?

>>7267772

Chips (Fries)

>>7267803

top fucking kek

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>>7267803

pretty not bad

Shameless self bump

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>>7259321
Killer Fat Chick??

Just got some KFC in canada, no fucking biscuits though

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>>7259963
>I still have the photo and I can post it but it's on my phone and I can't really be fucked.

Post it please.