I sincerely son't understand the fixation with food items that are mostly bland, sweetened dough. It just feels like too much of the same thing. The texture and flavors are always boring, particularly with pancakes. I feel people just like them as vessels for sugarsauce and butter.
Eating the corn syrup jew in the year of our lord 2016.
You can also buy a loaves of thick-cut plain white bread which are called "texas toast". Pic related.
I asked Canada and they said "Sure, do what you like, it's your syrup after all eh!" because they're nice, polite people who don't like to bother themselves in other people's business.
>life is pointless and we'll all be forgotten
>people tell this to each other unironically
>i've heard people tell each other "dying is like depression in reverse"
>you will never convince people that it's entirely possible to achieve immortality and bring back dead people through science and technology because it holds them accountable for their actions and they can't just take drugs and have sex anymore