anyone have some good meat recipes? I can't digest veggies

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I'm cravin some protein somethin fierce

>>7256342
Why cant i be this american?

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I slow cooked some chicken halves in a trash can grill. I just put some oil on them and used a cajun rub on one half and greek rub on the other half. Cooked with indirect heat for about 2 hours until 155 degrees and took them off and wraped in foil for a bit. They were pretty good. It's not a recipe really but it's easy and good. I made salt potatoes to go with it and fresh green beans. Don't mind the shitty rental home in the background of the photo.

>>7256505
>couldn't agree more

Jesus just eat some veggies or you will get permanent gut rot. People like you make me sick.

nothing says healthy quite like 3 day constipation

>>7257417
;^)

just take a few shots and the urge comes

Meat+Fire. Cook till done.

That is all anon.

>>7256342
Are- you talking about the fiber that veggies have? Taking a shit once a day is a good thing, anon. Don't be scared.

You need that fiber to help push out all that delicious red meat before it turns to colon cancer.

>>7258312
i usually let my butt get as full as possible before releasing. Like two 10 lb loafs at a time; it usually causes bleeding tho which sucks

>>7258314
Anal fissures are nature's way of letting you know you fucked up.

>>7257417

>tfw my body is so efficient it doesn't even produce waste

Enjoy those wasted minutes on the toilet anon. I get to use those extra minutes getting in one last jerk off session before the ball and chain gets home