I was in a hurry and trying to buy cilantro and I accidently got a 6 bunches of flat leaf parsley. I'm fucking pissed, theres no way I'm using it for how I intended to used the cilantro. What can I even do with this bullshit? I've never bought it. FUCK
I was in such a hurry I saw it ring up as parsley and asked the cashier about it, she said it was parsley and if I wanted I could go exchange it for cilantro. I said no and since the parsely was only 65 cents a bundle I said just leave it on my tab. I'm stuck with it.
I mean, I guess now you got a good garnish for spaghetti algio olio or something to make meatballs with or some shit.
Yeah, makes those meatballs. It's a great way to get rid of a large amount of an herb.
Just explain and return it, anon. These things happen. You'll be surprised how much customer service doesn't want an explanation or will accept your explanation anyway. They just want you satisfied and returning therein with more money.