>your clothes will smell of bacon all day!
He has the exact same speech patterns as my little brother
I worry for his future
For the love of fuck don't check is other videos out
It will kill you inside
>butter in cold pan
>pre grated cheese
>awkward knife handling
>busy mom tehehehehehe
>knife in pan
>"cluck cluck goes into the pan" tehehehehehe
>smiling like she's won the lottery at chopping parsley
The food is not as bad as I thought. It's not great but hardly on par with that Pinoy-bonara or Ja/ck/ tier. The main horrible thing is her shitty voice and ott attitude
What gets me about this shit isn't his horrible cooking, his sheep-bleat attempt at Spongebob's laugh, or the way that his voice sounds like he's being held at gunpoint. He's a kid, and obviously not a neurotypical one, so I'm not going to hold any of that against him.
What fucking gets me is that there's someone filming him, and from the perspective, it's probably an adult. This adult - probably a parent - is watching him fucking fumble about with knives and eat basically raw meat, and isn't doing a goddamned thing to stop him. What the fuck is going on over there?
Leave it to Herzog to find soulcrushing depression in a fucking penguin.
oh fuck I remember that. now I feel bad for posting the link. that was fucking brutal, didn't she just stop doing videos altogether because of LITTLE BABBI TAMPON BOY? man, fuck 4chan.
this thread is probably gonna die anyway. no worries, pal.
it really is odd though. /ck/ allows people like Jack to prosper, /mu/ feeds views into Fantano like no other place on the internet, yet the people that are actually skilled or passionate about their hobby are ridiculed and mistreated.
I should just stop coming here..
that's not what I was saying, man.
the point of my rant was this:
why do people that clearly are passionate about spend hours upon hours trying to find out more private information about someone they barely know, watch every single video, follow him/her religiously even though he doesn't know shit about cooking, doesn't seem very passionate about anything but stuffing his face and in general seems to be a little braindamaged? there are so many unknown people that would need the support, people that can actually cook, people that are passionate about their hobby.
why would we (I hate to talk like this) as a community support someone like jack with tons of views instead of some completely unknown youtube channel of someone actually talented, make him/her blow up?
why does 4chan always complain about toxicity and then feed right into it?
it's the same on every board - there's fantano for /mu/, reviewbrah, I'm sure there's a /v/ equivalent, too (I never go there)
I realize both jack and fantano were popular before they were "discovered", but that was not my point
this is the perfect example. why, just why?
she seemed nice. enthusiastic, actually cared about literature in a non-pretentious way and all of her ambitions just got completely crushed.
why is 4chan always a destructive force? is it because of highschool-tier edginess? is it the /b/-mentality? I don't know. I'm getting too old for this shit.
>stuffing his face and in general seems to be a little braindamaged
That's the POINT of his videos. People don't watch Jack because he's skilled or because they want to learn something, they watch it because it's a fucking trainwreck. It's no different than people rubbernecking at an accident.
Why do some people like that sort of thing? I have no idea. I suppose there's no accounting for taste and everyone has different preferences as to what they find entertaining.
Last night I had a cast iron pan drying in the oven for literally five minutes and the gf comes home and starts yelling at me and turns the oven off because she's hot and flustered. I explain to her that iron needs to be completely dry to prevent rust and she says "Not if it's oiled it doesn't!"
Why are women such bad cooks?
I realize that people don't watch Jack for his "merit".
It's the same reason people watch shit like Jersey Shore while acting upset and feeling superior.
I just thought 4chan was a little smarter than that. That's all.
If you look at >>7258404 it becomes clear a single board actually has a decent amount of "power" if you want to name it that. So why not use it for something positive? That's what I'm saying. It seems to me 4chan, or rather, the collective subconscious of the 4chan users, is inherently destructive.
haha I started watching more after making the comment too, I'm impressed by how straight he plays it. I'm more and more sure that this is beyond trolling and reaches performance art
That's not funny.
>why is an anonymous image board full of toxic shitheads
Because they can be. It's that simple, people are assholes and pieces of shit and if you divorce them from accountability (to an extent) they will act that way because they cannot do it IRL.
r9k meme, weird how ck is getting more autistic than usual over the last couple months. At least the tripfags are long gone.
Speaking of, whatever happened to this french canadian fuckboy?
>They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.
I guess it was more of a rhetoric question.
>r9k meme, weird how ck is getting more autistic than usual over the last couple months.
to be honest it is not merely "getting more autistic", it's that /r9k/ and /pol/ are leaking HEAVILY into every single board.
they're among the biggest boards so it's no surprise. the smaller boards just die off, rot slowly and painfully.
/lit/, /an/, /ck/, /his/ are next
/tv/ and /v/ have long been gone 2bh
/lit/ is being flooded with reddit right now
I doubt there will be any shitposting on /an/ since it's such a slow board
/his/ get censored a lot actually. A thread about WWII 404'd because people were talking about how the war could've ended differently. Like the discussion of alt. his. isn't appropriate or something.
Nigga /ck/ has been slowly going down the drain for years now. It was just like this a year ago, even had people complaining about the exact same things. This board is long past its glory days, and yes, that does fuckin' suck.
The reddit boogeyman is such a dumb copout. I've been on here on and off since '09 (please kill me), and the quality has been consistently shit on most boards. The ones that got worse just had migrators from /b/, then later /r9k/ and /pol/.
Reddit is almost completely inconsequential, the garbage quality of these boards are on 4channers' shoulders and nobody else
I once had a tall blonde model type girlfriend. She was beautiful but dumb as a box of rocks. No matter how good they look or how good they fuck, if they aren't mentally equipped, you get sick of them pretty fast.
I dated a frumpy looking chick after that who was sharp as a tack. It was nice for a while but I began to miss the model chick's perfect ass and perky tits.
>touches spatula to raw chicken
>proceeds to stir pasta with it
you bitch you god damn bitch why are you trying to kill your family
Reddit leaks in here from time to time, but nothing major like some anons will claim.
They did however try to immigrate to 4chan during that Ellen Pao fiasco though.
As for /pol/, we're constantly flooded shitposting and things generally against the board and global rules and nothing is ever done about that.
A lot of newfag redpills will leak into other boards from time to time and there's really not much that can be done about this except informing them not to be retarded and start spewing shit without sources or at random and ruin the good time.
What really killed a lot of this site is the fappening and the mass media making 4chan out to be a scary darknet internet hacker site which caused many dimwits to try to get this shithole shut down.
At this point, this video goes without saying.
I guess you don't realize that people from Asia bastardize western food like people from Western countries bastardize Asian food.
Trying to make real Chicken Carbonara tasty to an Asian is like trying to make a century egg tasty to a westerner..
>he has mastered it, even though he's like 60 years too old for this shit.
You really think your generation was the first to invent trolling? Fuck, Andy Kaufman made an entire career out of it.
I'm going to lay down some wisdom
if you ever find yourself making one of those box macaroni packages with the cheese sauce mix and you end up using it
mix the powder and the milk in the pouch that it comes with, it gives you a sauce instead of clumps of powder
youve all seen it but it had to be posted
I'm starting to think he's so mopey since he knows how shit it is. Reading up on it he was probably made to make these microwave recipe videos and ended up regretting it once he realized how truly garbage they were
if she was hot and flustered i doubt it was 'literally five minutes', she was probably making a very reasonable request and the fact that she doesn't know the fundamentals of maintaining a cast iron pan doesn't mean she's a bad cook.
It's almost funny how the "anti-normie" board is one of the most visited. I was in this relatively new made /r9k/ chatroom and it became the most popular one on the site pretty quick, overflowed with trannys and normies saying they aren't normies, but i guess shit like that simply doesn't work.
I wonder what her poops taste like after this
Does this guy even know what that means?
>I love it when you pick on me, anon! Mind chopping the onions?
>mix the powder and the milk in the pouch that it comes with, it gives you a sauce instead of clumps of powder
I'll have to remember that.
Why? Does the existence of handsome or pretty people mean that others can't be ugly?
If you're crushing on her, it better be for her personality, or else you have bad taste.
It'd be different if I went up and made videos and posted them on the internet to be judged. I know I'm ugly, that's why I hide my face. Are you stupid?
THAT is what you are going to comment on?
NOT the fucking raisins?
Just stop being rude. That was the point. Nobody chooses their looks or their tastes, and there is no objective metric for either.
Also stop feeling bad about yourself, that's no way to live. Jesus anon.
Gay people and jazz families are the opposite to that penguin. They are hedonists.
A properly wired member of society-- one who evolved into a member of a strongly functioning communal species-- cares about his society. He cares about his society above himself. If he can't find a mate by a certain point or contribute to his society in some other significant way, he instinctively realizes he is a waste of calories and exiles himself. He does not wish to be a burden.
Gays, on the other hand, love to be a burden. They can not breed, usually choose something "creative" rather than productive for their profession, and burn extra resources with their extravagantly "fabulous" behavior.
Is this what bait on /ck/ looks like? Jesus. I feel like I've discovered a primitive tribe who have independently developed basic crafts.
>he can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order
Gays are the opposite of evolution. I have no real problem with them but an organism with no desire to procreate is the opposite of what's required for the species to progress. You can't argue with that.
>YER GONNA SPRINKLE IN YER PARSLEY LIKE CONFETTI
Cringe story time, happened a week ago at a bar I go to
>at bar shooting darts
>pretty heated game so not paying too much attention to anything else
>lining up my shot hear someone say something followed by a good 5 second silence followed by my friend stammering out a "n-no thanks"
>shoot my darts, mark the score turn around to see my two friends with looks pic related on their faces
>look across the bar and some dude is in there selling raw steaks, literally shoved into grocery bags
>not even vacuum sealed
>some guy bought 2
it was fucking weird, the guy selling steaks was British though so idk if that's a thing in Bongland
I'm in Australia and I've seen that happen here. It's normally crack heads that go to a supermarket and steal meat then sell it at the pub so they can buy drugs.
Some of them take orders, like you can tell them to go steal some Gillette razors or something and pay them half price.
I've never got anything from them, I don't want to help a thieving scum bag.
Sinkholes in Florida are no laughing matter! Most of Florida is a karst landscape which means that the ground is composed of porous rocks like Limestone and Gypsum. Water in these pores keep the ground firm. When groundwater is taken in Florida, the pores become filled with air instead which makes the ground considerably weaker.
He didn't say he was lusting for her, you nong. He said he was in love with her. Such feelings run much deeper than a mere regard for appearance.
But seriously, her face is highly appealing by any heterosexual male standard so you're either a contrarian twit or a fag.
i used to run into a woman while walking home from the gym who would approach me offering me some 'really good joints of beef'. she'd be like 'i went down the shop and got some really good joints of beef yesterday, you want some?' and then gesture towards an alleyway
I can not hate this woman. She's just so fucking delightfully energized.
I mean fuck, look at this shit.
She's cooking hot dogs at the fucking beach using a clothes iron.
>"We need to get our wiener out of the package"
>"He appears to be about 7 inches"
I don't even think this is an act.
I think she might be legitimately crazy.
And I'd like that crazy to be firmly planted on my cock.
Homosexuality is not justifiable from thermodynamic, evolutionary and natural laws.
Gays only exist because our society is so well off and tolerates deviant behaviour. It's a product of decadence.
Believe me, once people are hunting food to survive with their bare hands, being a faggot is going to be the last thing on their minds.
>when i put my chicken in
yeah i'll put my chicken in.
talkin bout my dick.Select all the food.
everything is great and there is nothing to worry about
oh my sweet god the amount of garlic he puts on the bread
I mean it's got to be obvious to his father figure that he was looking at porn, why harass him like this?
>what are you doing on you iPad that I can't see?
what the fuck do think he's doing the kid clearly hit puberty recently cut him some slack
but I guess I knew his father figure was a piece of shit when he let him eat that raw hamburger
4chan has never been a hugbox. Only dumb retards think that 4chan is a place that acts mean, but is really nice on the inside. 4chan is shit inside and out, if you want a hugbox, go to reddit.
>un-restricted shit that gets posted here
got me thinking and the following is just random thoughs that might not mean much but i'm posting anyway because fuck it:
anonyminity provides freedom of expression without social persecution, therefor total honesty.
conversely, anonyminity provides freedom of expression without social persecution, therefor unrestricted lies and role play are common place.
it takes some intelligence to decipher the lies from the truth and even then it's still a matter for presonal perspective and interpretation but it still forces the reader to ask questions. therefore anoniminty creates a smarter, more intelligent community that's less concerned with self-censorship for the sake of providing popular opinion. instead you get a real opinion.
so there might be a lot of 'shit' on 4chan. but it's a neccesary shit that fertilizes the field of... i lost my train of thought. sorry.
Fucking Ricky does a better job at melting cheese between carbs (tortillas in this case) than this bitch. And he's not insufferable in the process.
Dude, look how many videos she puts out.
Just look how many she did in the past month, upwards of 20.
It's a really bad tactic to flood the market, so to speak, with bait and cringy shit. The established cringe-mongers like Henry's Kitchen and Cooking with Hoarders only put out a video every once and a while, and that's why they're great.
Would eat. I didnt cringe. Her personality seems a little weird but whatever. There was nothing really wrong with what she was doing.
Would have dinner with, would have sex with her.