After reading all about it for a while online my grocer finally

>>7254907
brown rice is a food that makes you sad to eat.

there are other rices you can choose from.

i like my rice like i like my women

>dirty wild and boiled with butter and salt

>>7254917

Doctors been saying for years I need to eat whole grains though. I switched to enriched white and eat popcorn everyday. Looking to make my rice consumption a little healthier.

I can't get wild rice here anyway.

>>7254907
I'd eat brown rice more often if I could get over the aroma. It doesn't taste as bad as it smells, but there's that whole "smell is 90% of what you taste" so no getting away from it.

>>7254907
mayo?!?!...
dude dont rape it..
lime yes avocado yes and some grilled shrimp. or pan-fried with two eggs, like fried rice

>>7254941
i'll bite.

Popcorn isn't a grain you moran

>>7254999
>durr

>>7254999

Popcorn is 100% unprocessed whole grain you fucking nigger. It's probably one of the healthiest snacks you could ever eat.

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The secrets to brown rice are:

1. Getting fresh rice that doesn't have "that brown rice smell" (protip: it should smell nutty, not rancid, but most people think rancid smell is normal)
2. Soaking it if you're a faggot and don't like texture (most people don't). Or, having a rice cooker that has a brown rice setting (all self respecting Asians have one)

Also if you're in it for a lifestyle change you should look into multigrain mixes, they are found at any legit Asian grocery store. A lot of better educated Asians have switched to this stuff for some time now, think of it as a meme, but for your squinty-eyed superiors.

>>7254941
Where do you live, anon?

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>>7255076

Missouri. Flyover country is a special kind of hell. We got yogurt only a few years ago.

>>7255489
Are you serious? Wtf?

Although I guess I could believe it. Been to Missouri once, the produce section.... was rather depressing.

>>7255489
>we got yogurt only a few years ago
How the fuck, thats not even exotic

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>>7255489
jesus fucking christ
why can't the federal government fix this goddamm country