If you were to describe each one like drinking a fine wine what

"I wish I'd bought two buck chuck."

>Too sweet too little acidity
>too sweet, too dry, too much acidity

guess which is which

"I'd rather be sober."

>>7254547
I'd throw them both in the trash and get a cream soda, the only decent tasting pop.

>>7254597
>Pepsi
>Coke

>>7254597
sweet and dry are mutually exclusive

>>7254605
wew lad

>>7254547
I like carbonation, and Coca Cola seems to have the most of all the Colas I've tried. I think it has more to do with their success than people give it credit for. It's the reason people think Pepsi tastes too sweet.

>>7254824
No they aren't you fucking idiot.

>>7254845
When tasting whine, yes they are.
Get some culture.

>>7254838
I completely agree. I actually prefer pepsi purely due to this.

>>7254824
Coca Cola found a way to combine them

>>7254850
Good thing were discussing pop

I think Pepsi has a more watery and over carbonated mouth feel, coke is more balanced, it has an almost syrupy texture and the carbonation seems more balanced.

I'm in Australia though and I think a different recipe is used here for both beverages.

>>7256757
Yeah in america I find it to be the opposite. Pepsi is sweeter, good carbonation level, not too acidic
Coke is more carbonated and very acidic. Don't like it

>>7254824
> go to wine shop
> try to look for this white wine I had last night at a bar, and quite enjoyed
> clerk asks if xe can help
> "yeah, I'm looking for this sweet dy white wine"
> clerk gives me the dirtiest look ever
> realize my mistake
> let out a whimper and sprint out of the shop with my tail in between my legs

Never again.

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>>7256803
>go to wine shop
>ask clerk for a nice peanut nore
>watch them have an aneurysm

>>7254547
Mm, yes. Pepsi seems to have quite a fresh, clean swallow. Coca-cola however, very harsh, extremely and perhaps overly sugary, there is no refreshing finish. Mm yes indeed.

>>7254850
>get some culture

you're like 22, shut the fuck up.

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>>7256811
>pie not griggy-o

>>7254597
this is actually the best so far.

Coke: Bright nose with hints of caramel and toasted cinnamon, pin-sharp acidity bursts on the tongue and gives way to crisp apple and citrus tang given depth by subtle vanilla and honey undertones. A long, slightly astringent apple peel finish keeps each glass refreshing.

Pepsi: Rich, sweet nose hinting at baked pineapple and cherry blossom, a creamy blanket of bubbles cut with sherbet and citrus peel, notes of pineberry. A comforting finish that leaves the memory of ice cream on the tongue.

>>7254547
appearance: dark brown molasses color, no sediment, carbonation appropriate for style (high), no signs of contamination/oxidation
aroma: dominant caramel tones, noticeable spice additions (vanilla, cinnamon) and some background citrus fruit aromas (lemon, lime)
taste: full bodied, significant residual sugar. lingering sweetness on palate. light acidity.
overall impression: cloyingly sweet. would appreciate some hop bitterness and a lower mash temp to increase fermentable sugars. likely a stalled fermentation/underattenuation issue.

rating: 15/50

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Now rate them as if you were on beer advocate

>describing a wine as anything other than eh I this ones pretty good
>I dont really like this one

>>7257831
Neither of them are hoppy enough for me

>being this insecure about wine

>>7256738
>>7256845
but hes not wrong

>>7254597
>too dry
that one is Coke for sure.

"MY DIABETES, FUCK."

>>7254547
one has a rounder, sweeter flavor
the other has a more acidic bite, with subtle tones of nutmeg and citrus