Wa la

>shitting on a plate
/ck/ is my favourite board

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>the tablecloth matches the plate
>the place mat matches the burnt sausages with disgusting yellow grease spilling out everywhere

You should have animated it.

>>7254520
I like how all your shit logs are almost identical. Mine goes from log to diarrhea and none look the same

>>7254543
It's maple syrup

>>7254571
>syrup and sausage

You are officially my nigger. I've been putting syrup on my sausage for years and I get scoffed at everytime. Good to see someone else has great taste.

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>>7254520

c-c-come at me sausage-chan~

>>7254577

Half of the breakfast sausages out there are "maple syrup flavored"... You're not a special snowflake.

>>7254582
>this buttmad cuz he doesn't put syrup on his 'sages

>>7254593

>don't fuck with me, i was having a bro moment with the only other person i've ever met that's also thought of the crazy idea of putting syrup on his sausages at breakfast

>>7254520
It's "voila" you fucking degenerate.

>>7254618
Yeah, pretty much.

>>7254645
Everyone point and laugh.

>>7254520
Needs some tomato sauce bro.

>>7254649
It's literally like saying "diamond dozen", never reply to me again.

>>7254657
So it's a fun joke?

>>7254665
It could of been

>>7254797
>of
I can't tell if this is a double bait or not
fuck

/ck/ obviously doesn't cook healthy, with how salty the threads are

>>7255269
I'm the guy he was replying to, and it clearly is, you fucking retard.

>>7255307
i'll fucking kill you faggot

>>7254579
>still posting this fucking photo

Your plating sucks ass. My 7 year old epileptic niece could plate better if she had the hiccups.

Guys im feeling really down right now. My boyfriend just broke up with me and I need a little tlc. We went to chilis for dinner which was fine until we got in a fight and he punched me in the left eye. Then he just drove off and left me in the parking lot screaming "dont go Jason Waterfalls

>>7255403
stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

>>7255413
Thanks. He was a creep. I dont want no scrubs anyway

>>7255403
>netflix and chili's

>>7255403
There is a 90% chance you deserved it.

>>7255403
You should consider switching to cable desu

Sorry i just had to bump this thread because I'm at it's beckoning call

>>7255403
What. This was kind of abstractly clever. Is it a copypasta, or are there actually a few people with half a brain on /ck/?

>>7256419
Wow you're crazy sexy cool! Thanks for the fan mail!

>>7254577
Syrup and sausages is the best

>>7254579
Nice sausages

Nice slugs!

>>7256394
>beckoning call
The term you are looking for is 'beck and call', you fucking idiot.

>>7256587
Everyone take a look at this guy

>>7254520
Did you mean "viola"?

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>>7256762

>>7256587
and you're an idiot, gold figure