Today i'll be teaching you all how to make sriracha on bread.

Make sure you all have a piece of whole wheat bread, and a 6 oz container of sriracha

WAIT!
TEACHER
I have a question.

Do we also need a shitty beer like you have?

Did you just get a new phone or something, and found the first excuse you could to try out the camera?

>uneven keyboard

d r o p p e d

>>7252919
/Thread

>>7252919
we have the same keyboard I think.
Does yours have a card reader?
Also, keyboard general, post 'em.

File: wew.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>7252926
It is very important that you have the cheapest beer available otherwise this meal is not complete

This is the most important part, you have to pour the sriracha onto the bread

>>7252932
I am just trying to teach the world my favorite meal

File: fgs.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

Then you're fuckging done.

>>7252940

You didn't even do a good job at pouring the sriracha.

You literally had one job, OP.

File: image.jpg (591KB, 2048x922px) Image search: [Google]

591KB, 2048x922px

>>7252938

>>7252919

is this a /fml/ thread?

but wait, i'm not done yet /ck/, I'll teach you yet another one of my famous recipes

File: IMG_20160110_072651219 scaled.jpg (433KB, 1296x728px) Image search: [Google]

433KB, 1296x728px

>>7252938
Here ya go. Just made some ramen too.

File: readingfilenames.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

first you have to order parmesian bites from your local dominoes

File: itiscomplete.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

THIS STEP IS CRUCIAL TO THE PROCESS

1.) prepare sriracha
2.) CAREFULLY pour onto the dominoes Parmesan Bites

>>7252964

>giving money to a pizza joint that doesn't offer anchovies

File: hnnfg.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

And there you have it /cuck/, one of the most safely guarded secrets of cooking, all in one thread.

>>7252970
>ordering salty fish
no beuno

File: enf.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

make sure to scrap off the rest of the remaining stupid fucking sriracha off the fucking table to complete the meal.

This has to be one of the worst threads I've seen.

At least it wont get very many replies.

>>7252988
i'm honored.

thank you for another wonderful recipe Chef John!

>>7252947
Are you shaking from the need to evacuate that sorry excuse of a beer from your bladder?

File: 23420329485.png (209KB, 500x293px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 500x293px

>>7252980

>>7252988
>At least it wont get very many replies.
yeah don't count on this

File: 094905_laff (1).jpg (21KB, 265x300px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 265x300px

>>7253048
>he drinks "craft" beer

>>7252919
Bumping for OC.

>>7253055
at least I didn't download the same image twice

File: 094905_laff.jpg (17KB, 265x300px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 265x300px

>>7253060
Good comeback, faggot.

>>7253060
top fucking kek
are you samefagging or was this legit?

>>7253108
oh there's the other one

glad you have both of them saved still, faggot

File: 2016-01-10-093816_1366x728_scrot.png (122KB, 1366x728px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1366x728px

>>7253055
>craft beer
No PBR is for hipsters, and tastes like all pilsner, like piss.

Also, pic related.

File: 094905_laff2.jpg (21KB, 265x300px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 265x300px

>>7253123
indeed.

>>7253135
>>7253108
>>7253055
how many of you have the same fucking picture saved?

File: OPisafag.jpg (21KB, 265x300px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 265x300px

>>7253140
get with the meme, son

>>7253140
only one of them is optimized

>>7252933
So triggered by this right now

>>7253133
PBR has been the trash-tier 'get shitfaced' beer for decades. Not hipster, just shitty.

>>7253211

>pbr
>not hipster

I went to a pretty hipster school in Portland and PBR was basically the official beer.

>>7253133
>all pilsner tastes like piss
>not like muh traditional craft-brewed raspberry turmeric ipa

>>7253215
yeah because it was cheap. You were in school, dude.

>>7252988
Here's another (You)

File: smugpeepee.png (28KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 200x200px

>>7252988
>at least it won't get very many replies

>>7253242

>because it was cheap

That's almost never the reason hipsters flock to a particular thing.

fuck, looks too complicated for me

>>7253257
>Midwestern flyover pleb detected

>>7253254
i'm not saying that's why the hipsters drank it, I'm saying they drank it because they were in school and probably had ONE friend who had a part time job that could give money to someone who was 21 that could buy them the most beer for the most people.

>>7252948
Who told you that any of this was supposed to be good?

>>7253228
>lager and stouts don't exist
Pilsner is for people who don't like beer.

>>7253262
Yeah, but you're wrong. Hipsters like PBR. it was a real trend. In fact it raised the prices significantly

>>7253262

>they were in school and probably had ONE friend who had a part time job that could give money to someone who was 21

No, these were people who were getting cocaine and designer drugs. Money and connections weren't an issue.

File: _IMG_000000_000000.jpg (2MB, 5312x2988px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5312x2988px

>>7252957
Nice taste familia.
What type of switches?

>>7253281
>money and connections weren't an issue

PRIVILEGE ALERT

>>7253291

Who the fuck do you think become hipsters?

>>7253273
Pilsner is a lager you slack-jawed mongoloid. There's nothing wrong with it as a style per se, but its image among neckbeard craft beer types isn't helped by it being the style of most countries' mass-produced pisswasser.

>>7253302
...fair enough.

I still don't feel bad about drinking my shitty cheap beer that gets me drunk.

>>7253303
I learned something new today! Makes sense something related to the czech republic would be the worst example of its peers when appropriately bastardized by american industry.

File: SUMER.png (48KB, 500x282px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 500x282px

>>7253313
>implying PBR is owned by an american company

>>7253313
It really took you this long to figure out that literally everything America touches turns to shit?

>>7253048
>cheap beer is bad

I want reddit to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTVj5lIkxp4

>>7253283
clean your damn keyboard. look at those caps, there's probably a whole mess of hair and crumbs and shit inside

>>7253330
God even the commercials make the beer look like shit

>tfw the pabst blue ribbon is choking your neck

File: _IMG_000000_000000.jpg (2MB, 5312x2988px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5312x2988px

>>7253333
A little shake gave me this.
Nice tip mom ^_^

>>7253313
If it was easier to make I imagine the craft brewery scene would be all over pilsner because you can still hop the everliving fuck out of it and you don't have any meaningful malt characteristics getting in the way.

Unfortunately lagers in general are more difficult to brew than "let's chuck a load of shit into a bucket and if it goes horribly wrong we'll just call it a saison".

>>7252919
First time on /ck/
First thread on /ck/

that's all i really needed i guess

9/11 would eat

This is now a beer thread

>>7253371
>Americunt "beer"

yeah no

>>7253389

That works when you type, "cheese", but everybody knows that America has the best beer scene in the world at this point...

>>7253352
do that once a year and you can make yourself a nice plate of soup from the result

>>7253283
Red

File: piss.jpg (183KB, 1085x449px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1085x449px

>>7253395
>America has the best beer scene in the world at this point
Wikipedia thinks otherwise.

>>7253401
>plate of soup
> nice try Jack