You have 10 seconds to name anything edible that is not improved

water

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>>7252722
>being threatened by a weeb
Fuck off, kiddie fiddler.

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>>7252736
Time's up, onii-chan.

>>7252722
/Thread

milk

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>>7252754
>chocolate milk not superior to regular milk

anime

>>7252754
>garlic milk not superior to regular milk

Bacon. Do not tell me you actually like chocolate covered bacon.

salmon stew

Oatmeal.

>>7252770
Dude. Garlic goes perfect with salmon.

>>7252722
garlic bread

makis

ass

Salmon niggery.
Sashmini/niggery in general.

>>7252722
Garlic is savory.
Chocolate is heady.
But both can be sweet.

The correct answer is bubble gum.

>>7252722
weetbix

chocolate

garlic+chocolate=yuck
chocolate+chocolate=more chocolate, but not better chocolate.

also, kiwi fruit.

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>>7252843
>>adding more chocolate to chocolate doesn't make it better
shut up you basic eater faggot.


Op i have a hard time believing garlic or chocolate will improve tea.

turkey

>>7252843
chocolate mousse + chocolate shavings on top, you can even use different combinations of chocolate, white, milk...

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>>7252722

>>7252722
Lutefisk
Ain't nothing that can save that shit

If you put chocolate or garlic in my scotch I'll literally kill you.

Uni


And that's just the first thing that popped into my head.

>>7252772
Steel cut oat pilaf with garlic, spinach, and parmesan is delicious.

>>7252722
mayonaise

>>7253036

>implying garlic mayo isn't the fucking top

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>>7253044
ISHYGDDT

any sour / citrus candy

>>7252792
>Not eating chocolate covered ass every day
Get a load of this faggot.

pumpernickel

>>7252765
>Bacon
Garlic.

Most breakfast foods.

>>7252722
Grapefruit. Game over.

>>7252722
Frickles.

>>7253478
chocolate

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Sushi

Horseradish.

>>7253382
that ain't chocolate my man

>>7253553
Go felch the goat cum from your dad's ass, faggot.

>>7253028
I cut my oats with brass tbhwy fampai

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>chocolate
>garlic

>>7252892
1. Put chocolate next to lutefisk
2. Throw lutefisk away
3. Eat chocolate

There. Improved with chocolate in 3 easy steps

>>7253619
I'm pretty sure it would function perfectly as wasabi replacement and taste better... I should try this.

>>7253726
Yeah, tofurky tastes just as good as the real thing too, right?

Dashi

>>7253766
No really, think about it - get some garlic, press it, then put it in the soy sauce. That's genius right there. Perfect marriage of European and Japanese cuisines.

Raggmunk

>>7252722
Jacket potato
Suck my ass weaboo cunt

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Chocolate. Adding extra chocolate doesn't improve a chocolate. Adding garlic makes it worse.

Garlic. Adding extra garlic doesn't improve the garlic. Adding chocolate makes it worse.

Cola, Spearmint Gum, Lemon.

>>7252722
ch-chocolate

>>7253831
>Adding extra chocolate doesn't improve a chocolate.
>Adding extra garlic doesn't improve the garlic.

>being this wrong

>>7253785
I'd rather eat it without wasabi than replacing it with something. Sushi isn't something you can mess with desu

>>7253844
baka desu senpai

>>7252722
OJ
Rye bread
Cucumber

dragonfruit

water content is too high to be enjoyable with chocolate

fried eggs

Sushi

>>7252858
chocolate blended chai teas

>>7252722
>Apple pie
>Flan
>Horchata
>Rice pudding
>Fresh warm biscuits or bread
>Those super americanized spicy sushi rolls
>Any sushi, really
>Fruit candy

Lemons

>>7256125
That's all just plain wrong

Sorry to inform you

Fruit candy is the only one I would think debatable

>>7256125
>chocolate drizzle
>chocolate drizzle
>chocolate shavings
>chocolate shavings
>Garlic butter
>You got me there
>You got me there again
>Dipped in chocolate

>>7252726
Thread should have ended here.

>>7252722
bacon

>>7252722
Fresh fruit.

But I do agree that garlic goes a long way. I put it in almost every savory thing I make.

>>7256169
all fruit can be chocolate covered

>>7256133
>>7256134
Chocolate would not improve any of those desserts.

I'll make an exception for fruit jellies, though.

>>7256181
Daily reminder that pumpkin is a berry, and I sure love me some chocolate coated pumpkin. Yum-O!

guacamole u white cuck

>>7252722
Lemon.

>>7252722
Rice.

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>>7256401
>guacamole without garlic
Jeb pls go.

Store bought macaroni and cheese AKA kraft dinner in europe.

Before you assume that garlic makes it taste better, try it.. It tastes like ass. To say it tastes better is a long stretch.

>>7256189
Have you ever had chocolate apple pie that shit is fucking orgasmic

>>7252722
grapes

>>7252722
Candy floss.
With garlic? NOPE! NOPE! NOPEZILLA!
With chocolate? Missing the point.

Celery, very few things tho

>>7253844
Filthy japn purists >:^(
If Guy Fieri can mess than the common men can

>>7252722

a filet steak. all you need is salt & pepper.

I can think of just about a million things.

Any vegetable with a very weak taste of its own as a matter of fact.

Eggs in any way, shape or form.

Water.

Tea.

Most of Japanese cuisine. Most of Thai cuisine.

>>7252722
mint
tastes like shit regardless of what you put it near...

it's fucking enough that EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TOOTHPASTE. tastes like fucking mint.
Tastes shit with garlic and makes chocolate fucking tasteless

Garlic and chocolate (not together)

potato

>>7252722
Ice cream

You heard me, chocolate ice cream is SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Avocado
Coffee
Sausage

>>7258690
Super wrong
Wrong
Super wrong

>>7253843
If you add more chocolate/garlic to an already stable chocolate/garlic simply makes it worse.

There's such a thing as over chocolatification and over garlification.

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>>7258690
>garlic sausage isn't a thing

>>7258755
Haha you memed me good but seriously for realiously garlic sausage is fucking nasty and you like men

>>7258600
Mint chutney.

pb and j sandwich

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>>7258776
>he doesn't like kielbasa

Many cheeses
Eggs (especially scrambled)
Apricot dumplings
Most fruit pies
Dog food
Any delicate fish
Raw oysters
Most sushi
Applesauce

>>7252722
beer
wine

>>7260356
EHHHHHHHHHHHHH WRONG!!!!!!!!!

oh look more anime shitposting

>>7260380

Chocolate beers are crap.

>>7252722
garlic and chocolate

>>7259089

Sautee garlic, chili flake, and onions before adding your whisked eggs when making scrambled eggs, dumbass.. Garlic and eggs are delicious

>>7259089
>Most sushi

Think you're on to something, garlic with sushi would be kinda gross.

Neither of those would work in say....a carrot cake.

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Garlic with chocolate cannot be improved by the addition of either garlic or chocolate.

>>7253016
This.

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>>7252726
Objection!

>>7252722
honey, duh.

>>7252722
I'll one up you OP.
You now have 10 seconds to name anything which is not a sweet that can not be improved by ranch dressing.

>>7262842
All authentic Asian food.

If you actually disagree, then you're a pleb.

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>>7252722
No garlic or chocolate, just leave it alone?
I can think of one and it's watermelo'n.

>>7262859
>>7262836
>>7261320
>>7252797

correct

OP, clearly the answer is at least mildly sweet and fairly liquid foods.

>>7262836
You've obviously never had dark chocolate with crystallized honey in it.

>>7258496
What exactly is wrong with celery with garlic dip?

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>>7262836

Digestive biscuits.

>>7254684
Man fuck dragonfruits. Bought one once because it looked rad as fuck, cost me fucking 6€ for one piece when I could've bought a mountain of bananas or oranges for that money and turned out to taste like a watered weird kiwi

a) chocolate b) garlic

>>7253663
Oatmeal is cut with breadcrumbs

>>7252722
Porrige

>>7263617
Have you ever had chocolate digestives? God tier.

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>>7263607
I came a little.

>>7252722
Chocolate (croissant) plus black pudding is not that great, I've tried that

>>7252722
Skittles.