Something really gross and cheap when you were desperate/lacking ingredients/poor
This is my first thread, sorry if I misinterpreted the rules in any way
>you can't undo the waffle taco
Taco bell will never be able to live that shit down. You can bring back the frito burrito, I don't give a shit. Trying to make a waffle into a tortilla should have made the CEO forcefully take a football in his ass.
>This is my first thread, sorry if I misinterpreted the rules in any way
OMG OP don't be such a fucking faggot.
Anyway what the fuck is wrong with the waffle taco? Shit was a perfectly fine idea... Just more of the feigned outrage of outspoken idiots.
Why is it such a bad idea? McDonald's has a breakfast sandwich that consists of eggs, sausage, pancakes, and pancake syrup. Waffle taco seems like an easy way to get a lot of food into your body fast, which is the whole point of fast food breakfast. Sure, the idea is gimmicky, but gimmicks are taco bells niche. It's probably nasty, but no more than the other greasy value engineered shit these companies put out.
when I was so broke I was struggling to eat I used to live off weet-bix for breakfast,
I made stacks of chinese pancakes with just rice flour, herbs and chilli.
sometimes I would buy a crate of ramen for my friends who were doing it tough, they admited afterwards ramen was all they ate for three weeks
when I was in eastern europe I lived off soup, bread and scrambled eggs
when I was in paris I made it on just rice and seaweed flakes
in spain I cooked for about 50 people in a squat, we boiled pasta on the balcony on an open fire with some kind of metal satellite dish, which was the only thing large enough I could make clean
I had two homeless guys who were not on drugs or loosed sick to cut up the tomatoes and onions for the sauce, I boiled the knife and the chopping board and made a charcoal filter in a clean section of pipe because I did not trust the water from the bath tap to be safe even when boiled
it was hard to get everyone to wait for the food, many were on hard drugs, and the ones coming down often hadn't eaten in days
once in germany I was so broke I had to sleep on the streets eating cold tinned beans, I bent the lid of the tins into a spoon and asked the people at macdonalds for serviettes and water; that was the closes I've ever come to getting charity, I'm not sure if they even suspected I was homeless
if I did not know how to cook, and keep food safe to eat I would have starved
I done got confused after.using a toilet and accidentally cooked up my own shit long onto the grill and I breaded it and feel.fried it my own shit.
I noticed it was a shit log when I bit into it with my mouth and shit came out onto my face and all over my clothes and house and it got on all of my clothes.
My mom and her boyfriend come walking on in rite as I bite it the shit and they see it too and taste.it also cause they thaut it looked tasted good.
It was a day that destroyed our family.
I have never had this but I would eat it, what makes it any different from other fast food breakfast? Do you feel like hot shit when its horse meat sausage in an english muffin instead?
There was an earthquake in my city and I ran out of food for a while
Some cheap processed chopped ham, with a hotdog(boiled) and a slice of kraft cheese on bread.
Fought to keep it down. Was about 14 and didn't really know how to cook anything else besides ramen and hotdogs because I was a sheltered little shit and mommy did all the cooking.
I had just moved with my roommate and we had one bag of food ingredients with us
I used peanut butter, mayo, garlic salt and red chili flakes to make a thai-like sauce, and cooked some farfalle pasta. mixed the pasta, a can of mixed vegetables, and the sauce and topped with smashed up baked lay's potato chips. my roommate was so mad that that was all we had and refused to eat it for half an hour, but then she ate it, and then she came back and asked for more.
it was actually decent. better than eating a pb&j sandwich every meal of the day.
We've never really run out of food as far as I can remember, but when I'm lazy I'll just microwave a whole bowl of frozen vegetables and eat that.
>Have no friends at work
>Eat my lunch in the toilet cubicle
>Gets bad because the stink gets into my mouth when I open to chew
>Realise I need a food that I can put into my mouth without opening it
>Take some spaghetti strands
>Marinade them in a hot sauce overnight
>Snap them in half and put them in my lunch box
>On my break I go to the toilet cubicle and suck dry spaghetti into my mouth
>People come in and shit and piss constantly
>accidentally choke on one while someone in the cubicle opposite is shitting
>spit it out
>it hits the floor between the cubicles
>person in the other one is probably looking at the dry spaghetti on the floor wondering what is happening
>I bend over and pick it up
>don't say anything
So glad I am NEET again
The worst was a white roll with ketchup and nothing else.
Second worst was probably chick peas with mayo, pickles and some spices I threw in to make it edible.
Both times were just before going on holiday, having deliberately emptied the fridge but needing a bite to eat while packing.
I ate beans out of a can with added taco seasoning. I almost died.
>McDonald's has a breakfast sandwich consisting of eggs, pancakes and syrup
And it's fucking disgusting
probably one of those rich kids who thinks it's cool to be a hobo. I knew a girl like that in college, she lived in europle like that for a while. she was fun to hang out with but my god her snatch smelled nasty. having sex with her was like having sex with a lot of plastic bags of lukewarm half-spoiled meat in a woman-shaped sausage casing. I thought she'd help me get over my sexual aversion to women with tattoos and piercings, but it had the opposite effect indeed.
grilled popcorn sandwich (no cheese, just bread, popcorn and butter grilled in a sandwich maker)
grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwich
not myself but when I was like 20 I lived in house with a bunch of druggie roomates. nice people mostly but prone to really stupid shit.
One time I walked into the kitchen and two of them (bf/gf) are eating chicken out of the trash.i dont know why it was thrown away, but there's just a couple legs and a piece of breast meat sittin on top of the wrappers and bits of used paper towels and they're just picking it up and chowing down.
I didn't even ask. I just pulled 10$ out of my pocket, shoved it at him, and went 'dude, go buy some food'
If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the ass using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.
Idk why you ppl like it so much, again its fucking disgusting and you're fat if you want a sandwich with syrup and pancakes as buns
The noble sweet potato will get you through anything but the grimmest of times. As long as you have electricity and $10 for a microwave from the Salvation Army, you're good. If you have a stove and an oven, shit, you're golden.
I literally just finished eating a stale buttermilk biscuit out of the trash. My roommate had thrown a few of them away since they were old. I cut it in half and topped with with some chili [spoiler] that I stole from my other roommate, but she made it over a week ago and hasn't been eating it. [/spoiler]
>This is my first thread, sorry if I misinterpreted the rules in any way
During my second year of university I was long distance with my girlfriend (She's from Philly, I'm from England), so I tried to budget so that I could make trips to see her. My family's pretty poor so I just had to try and stretch what I had as far as possible.
Breakfast: Oats with a banana
Lunch: Canned tuna or egg mayo sandwich
Dinner: Whitefish (Pollock), with spring greens and sweet potato.
Worked out to about $11/£8 a week. Lasted for about 15 weeks. Grin and fucking bear it.
had a ball of near rancid mozzarella earlier tonight
it was extremely painful
I watched some anime to take the pain away while I ate it
3/4 kg of this dry, without milk, with a spoon, in bed, and its worse than you think
Sheit I was really stoned one night and I took a slice of whole wheat bread, poured sugar on top and put it into a bowl. Then poured milk on it.
I queeze when i think about it sometimes
Rice with mayo and seasoning salt.
Take a can of condensed soup and use it to replace half the water when cooking rice, would make a can of soup last 2 meals.
Left over kraft dinner eaten cold with mcchicken sauce hoarded from McDonald's
Boiled potatoes with no seasoning.
Now I have a stable home and job and I gained 60lbs, I inhale food twice as fast as I did before I starved for months.
This one time, I had some buds over and I hadn't grocery shopped in a month. Starving at 3:30am and couldn't order anything cause small town, we pan fried some store-bought croutons... Olive oil, seasoning salt, and white pepper. 0/10 would not eat again
one time I made a burrito. but instead of rice, I put spongebob mac and cheese. and for the meat, i put in general tso's chicken. then i cut open a cooked hot pocket and i put the insides of that in there. all rolled up in a tortilla, served with a glass of juicy juice. and god damn it was delicious.
I had two days to make it to pay day and all I had was flour, vegetable oil, yeast, dried herbs, parmesan cheese (in a jar), and ranch dressing.
I made a basic pizza dough and baked it. Then brushed it with the oil and sprinkled on herbs and cheese. I dipped it in ranch.
Might sound like some decent poverty bread sticks if you're in an optimistic mood, but there were a lot of other mental health issues going on like suicidal thoughts and depression. Dark days. You need a good diet to get through stuff like that. I do, anyways.
>Half a loaf of unsliced bread.
>2 Table spoons of salted butter
Either microwave until the butter has melted in or keep going until the bread toughens depending on how poor you are.
>Well it was a greasy spaghetti for 2 days.
When it was time to put the noodles in the sauce I added several chunks of meat whit to much grease.
Eating The noodles was like chewing a disgusting gum and the meat was impossible to eat.
POBS - Pieces of Bread and Sugar (in milk if lucky) Actually really nice but fucking disgusting poverty food at the same time.
Bread and dripping (not so bad) or lard (vile)
Ketchup/Brown sauce butties (for when there is no margarine, never mind lard!)
I once made an ego waffle and coated it with strawberry jam.
And then I unloaded a fucking bottle of buffalo sauce on top of it. Doused the fucking thing.
And it was faaaaaaantastic. I don't even like buffalo flavoring.
This would probably make an awesome french toast.
I've had a few sad poverty meals. There were a few days where I lived off hot chocolate mix. Once I made a meal out of just plain-ass croutons. I did two tablespoons of peanut butter and called it my meal for the day once, and stale saltines dipped in salsa verde.
Canned tuna + a little oil + salt and pepper has also carried me through some rough times between checks.
I... can't think of a time I've eaten anything near as sad as some of these posters.
When I was a child I went through a phase of demanding only mayonnaise on white bread for breakfast. Maybe this is worse since it wasn't out of need, I just really liked it.
Worst stretch of mine, when I was 19-20. For months on end, it was a can of vegetables for lunch/dinner. No breakfast. Creamed corn was the best, at least you can throw some pepper on it and pretend it was corn chowder.
The worst was one night, all that I had was rice, and a half brick of rodent chewed ramen. I ditched the noodles, and cooked the rice using the chicken/msg packet. NEVER AGAIN
Microwaved fish sticks with eggs noodles thrown on top and a can of clam chowder dumped on for good measure.
Immediately after creating this abomination I realized the sin I had committed, but I was also drunk and teebeehee it wasn't that bad.
Why is that? Because if I want pancakes, sausage, and eggs for breakfast, I fucking have it? Not some mickyds abomination?
Because those ppl should be sterilized
>he doesn't believe in eugenics
I've made PBJ's using waffles as bread.
well let me think
I walked a lot in citties, but I took the bus between them
I also got some really cheap flights by camping some websites that have cheaper flights
took a bus from berlin to frankfurt just to get a plane to santerini to ferry to istanbul once just to save money
I wasn't homeless at the time per-se, though I have been homeless in the past
the price of accommodation was so high in many places that I opted to sleep rough in order to see more
I saw the syrians/other refugees piled up on the british border, and tons sleeping rough in greece and turkey
the greeks had enough problems of their own, syrians brought misery everwhere they went, they got less like normal people the longer they were on the road, and they got help before locals in need
I took chicken wings that were already eaten (maybe some meat with sauce and bones left) out of the garbage where they had been for 2 days (don't worry it was in a plastic container still) and ate as much of the bones, meat and sauces as I could.
I HATE going to the store when I only need 1 or 2 things, so I actually end up eating a bunch of weird things because fuck it
Some of these include:
>PB & J using dry ramen
>Hotdogs and rice
>Ground beef and rice
>Pepperoni and rice
>ramen & ground beef (tried once)
and right now im thinking up ways to use jiffy corn mix without milk or egg
pretty much this --->>>7255099
it was the culmination of a few things I suppose, I wanted to see what the world was really like outside my little bubble; I wanted to see more of the world than I could really afford to.
and my bank canceled my credit cards, because they thought I was trying to join the fight in syria.
I couldn't contact them from where I was, and I didn't want to contact the embassy because they might have tried to order me home
I'm luckier than many, I stepped into it willingly, and afterwards I could just step out of it
but I got to see things with my own eyes, and for that everything was worth it
but that being said, I couldn't speak the language, had no support from family and was often totally at a loss
I almost got stabbed once, shot twice, someone tried to rob me about 6 times, I was arrested at two borders, put two guys in hospital. I didn't eat for three days in london of all places, and had to hitchhike back from my home airport
that's not even bad man, there are littereraly enough preservaives to keep one of those good for years
and it was on the bench, that's not even bad
you probably just feel bad because you put the drugs first
Are you trolling? This is an English muffin, which is what we call them.
Neither really desperate but
For about a week I lived off of stale bread I got for free from a local bakery and butter. Luckily I still had salt and pepper left so it actual tasted pretty good.
And I guess I got drunk with a friend one time and we were hungry, for some reason we wanted to make chili cheese fries. Basically slapped together fries, chillis, a boat load of cheese and canned beans and putzen that in the oven.
It was amazing.
When I was a little kid living in Ukraine, me and a friend of mine were hanging around in my house while both our parents were gone for some days. We had absolutely no idea how to cook and were afraid to operate the gas stove because of all the horror stories about irresponsible kids blowing up houses with gas. We had absolutely nothing which was ready to eat.
Then I found some glasses of marinated mushroom. We ate them raw from the glasses. It was an awful experience.
I was backpacking once, and we got a bit lost so we had to make an extra meal... I tried making a "salad" from what little wild herbs I knew were safe to eat
Keep in mind I live in Canada, so we're in a boreal forest, and it wasn't the season for berries or apples to be out.
What I ended up with, while edible, was the most bitter concoction of leafy greens I have ever eaten or hope to eat in my life
I didn't shit for two days after
>Microwaved curry rice from some japanese store which I topped with garlic bits and sriracha
>29 filipino pesos worth of burger steak, burger is made of SUPER OBVIOUS scrap meat, with some soft bones. Slathered with gravy over rice.
I had both of these twice
mix cinnamon sugar in with the cream cheese after melting slightly in the microwave
it also goes good between french toast with some fresh berries
>So glad I am NEET again
i don't get it, how does one simply 'become a neet' like its an alternative to working
how do you pay for rent and food?
if being an neet was an option wouldn't everyone do it?
A lot of people with mental illnesses can literally just go NEET with welfare if they really want to. There's also the obvious answer of them leeching money off their parents.
If you're really stubborn about not contributing to society you can become a hobo.
i used to be homeless until i got a job at a restaurant whose trash i probably frequented at some point.
the best thing i ever made was a poboy out of day-old french bread and still-hot pizza toppings thrown out during shift change at a daiquiri shop that sold heatlamp pizza by the slice.