What is the best way to cook and present water for dinner guests?

It depends what you're cooking.

Water is best served in a nice pitcher with ice.

>>7246488
i like to put mine on a double boiler at about mid-high for 8-10 minutes before straining it through a cheese cloth into a non-reactive container. then i'll cover it in plastic wrap, pressing down onto the water to create a seal so it doesn't oxidize. you can get away with chilling it in the fridge for 4-6 hours before serving, but i like to go overnight just to make sure.

I like to drink mine straight from a river stream and piss it straight into a bowl of peanuts when it's time to serve.

the best water comes from the hose in my backyard, no bullshit.

>>7246511
No it doesn't, you faggot, it comes from the fountain at the library.

>>7246504
Do you season it with any minerals?

>>7246519
i might throw in a few ice cubes while it's on the double boiler if i'm feeling experimental (or drunk)

>>7246515
truth

>>7246515
2cold4me, water hose is best water

>>7246511
Honestly, what's special about hose water compared to faucet?

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>>7246488
this is the prettiest

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

>>7246557
Its slightly warmer and in the summer is hot. There is a slight hose flavor which I find pleasing.

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>>7246566

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>>7246595

>(whale noise)

best way to cook is with heat.
best way to present water is in a carafe.

>>7246488
Where you get your water matters.

I like to extract out from an uncooked ham. If you do it right, it shouldn't taste hammy. Pigs have the most diverse diet of any domestic farm animal, so their meat produces the best water.

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>>7246697

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>>7246697

I giggled

Vacuum seal water and sous vide at 85C for 4 hours

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>>7246488

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>>7246488

My guests like to drink water from my dehumidifier bucket. It's from the air, so it's very pure and refreshing. When my guests sweat or exhale, they're contributing water towards the next meal.