I'm drunk, very drunk. I have 50$ and can not be persuaded to not do what I am now planning. I am going to walk 2 blocks and buy 50$ of McDonalds.
What should I buy? I need this shit itemized. Tax can't put it above 50.
Come on friends, please. I need this.
Fuck you. Fucking christ I just want some shitty food, god fucking dammit.
Just walk in, wave the money above your head, and say "gimme $50 worth of Big Macs."
Then turn to the most attractive server and treat her to a sloppy wink.
"You can keep the change."
McDonalds premium shit is better than dollar menu shit, their chicken selects were so good but the problem was the price..you don't go to McDonalds to spent, you go there to eat for cheap
Since you are willing to blow 50 bucks, buy all of their current non value menu items plus fries
Post pics and review them
Depending on the time whenever you harem they may not have burger items yet. Large soda, bottled water, Gatorade if they have it, bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles, pancakes, hashbrowns, yogurt parfait, orange juice, oat meal, 4 breakfast burritos
That should be around $30
Buy 15 Happy Meals and get 15 toys. Save the toys and sell them bulk on ebay for $15. You'll save some dough on the food that way you don't have to regret going to McDonald's so much.
i once sent a complaint letter to mcdonalds cos they made me wait for about 40 minutes for my order. they sent me £30 of vouchers so i spent them all on cheeseburgers in one go. the woman behind the counter looked at me like i'd killed her children when i placed my order. they don't like orders like that.
Deducting what? You can't deduct mcdonalds or ebay sales unless your legitimate profit earning business centers around eating mcdonalds or selling on eBay.
Nobody was even talking about deductions here, I really don't understand where you're coming from.
Maybe you mean unreported earnings? Maybe, but the IRS has no money for audits these days and for such a small amount you would get merely a token penalty at most.
to the corporation, i just looked up their customer services address. did it by post cos i figured that makes it a bit more formal. what happened to me was the person who took my order disappeared for a bit, i waited around, then tons of other people got served and i still hadn't, and while i was trying to get someone's attention to have a moan about it the dickhead walked past me in normal clothes rather than a uniform, so they'd obviously finished their shift. feel free to reuse my story.
don't do this. i spent £20 on nuggets once and ate them all. my poos the next day were traumatic. the hardest, dryest, flakiest bricks ever, and just would not come out of my arse properly no matter how hard i pushed or relaxed or whatever. soapy finger up the anus didn't work. tons of coffee didn't work. it was an awful, awful day. it's not worth it t b h
Buy as many fish sandwiches and water cups as you can. Set all the cups on a table inside the McDonalds and pour salt packets into the cups. Tear up the fish sandwiches and put them in the cups, then announce proudly to the staff that you have helped the fish back into the sea.
>mfw I could do this at BK with their zesty sauce and never be without zesty sauce again