>tfw cant enjoy icypoles or icecreams on a stick out in public without looking like a faggot
>tfw you have to rush it and bite it
As opposed to what, lovingly sucking on it? Get a Lolipop bruh.
>bite off small chunk
>let sit in mouth
If you cant eat a popsicle that way you are garbage
You know, now as I think about it, a Popsicle dildo would be an AWESOME way to break up with a girl who is getting "clingy".
Imagine the reaction of shoving a ice-pop upin the bitch.
It would be worth the restraining order.