Fake food you wish actually existed.

Or chicken fried yogurt with the consistency of steak

Sausage

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>tfw no anchovy an' peanut butter pizza

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>>7244840
Pinsky's famous family salami

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>>7244840

>>7244861
THIS

>>7244860
But you could make this in real life.

>>7244840
The Krabby Patty. I want to know if it's just an ordinary burger or a burger that tastes so fucking good that it literally makes people who don't like burgers like burgers.

>>7244861
Everything in this show looked good to me. Especially grubble gum

>>7245705
>eating the lobster, shell and all
The absolute madman

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tangos, they let you eat a whole tree to heal yourself

i bet they taste like how grass smells after it rains

>>7245809
Salves probably taste like apple juice + grass smell.

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>>7245809
>Now watch me moon glaive
>Now watch me Selemene

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runescape's Braindeath 'Rum'

>it has to be called 'rum' in quotation marks due to waste disposal legislation
>the guy who made it used to be a bleach salesman, then pirate, then brewer
>is so corrosive it eats through metal and glass
>is legally a drain cleaner
>when you drink it, the players reaction is "you try very hard not to die" and screams
the recipe is stagnant water from a nearby volcano lake, "blindweed", the corpse of a diseased spider and crushed sea slugs, the mixture is then fermented and distilled using brass equipment because steel dissolves in the 'rum' too easily

somebody should try making this
i don't know why but i really want to try it

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the greatest cracker in existence

>>7245874
runescape has some pretty good lore im not gonna lie

i wish i could play the game and enjoy it like i did when i was younger ;-;

>>7245824
thanks for the chuckle

>>7245814
and enchanted mangoes taste like sweet mangoes but carbonated and fizzy

>>7245874

My liver! My liver is melting!

>>7245721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
say no more senpai

>>7245970
You can carbonate fruit. I haven't tried it, though.

>>7245874
don't forget that when you get the 'rum' from the output tap if you try and use a beer glass to collect it, the item melts, and so you have to use a bucket - you end up with "bucket of unsanitary swill"

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>>7245705
>an entire fish
>pasta
>peas
>carrots
>a goddamn lobster
>fucking bananas

>>7245923
you fucking know it

>>7245721
holla at swee

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The "Sinners Sandwich..."
Self inflicted punishment to atone for past sins.

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I would kill a man for Jo-do Jo-do Chicken Ranch Drizzles.

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Ever since I was young I wanted to eat a tree star. They look so fresh, crisp and delicious.

>ctrl f
>ambrosia
>0 results
Come on, niggers. No one named the legendary mythological food only gods were allowed to eat?

I think there was also some legendary spice in greek mythologic.

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>>7246194

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>>7246199
>snail soup
Could be delicious.

I'm still looking for a good recipe for cinnamon and butterscotch pie.

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muh sweet roll

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>>7246093
but that does exist

>>7246233
That's not the green gelatin from Xena.

>>7245874
that quest was silly

>>7246075
this

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all this shit from Hook

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this and pheasant from fantastic mr fox

>>7246299
Bangorang Peter!

>>7245705
That's one happy fish.

>>7244860

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA2w2Ncp_fo

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>>7246299

>>7246503

That's retarded. They just ordered a bunch of cheese pizzas and hazardously threw on ingredients.

You'd think if you get that many people together someone would know how to cook.

>peanut butter and clams
>literally just dump 5 cans of clams all over the pizza

>butterscotch, onion, anchovy
>actual butterscotch candies instead of sauce, raw onions

>chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce
>literally just poured the juice from the canned clams over the pizza

I didn't even watch after that point.

Next time I make a pizza I'm going to try making a peanut butter sauce base and add anchovies.

>>7246553
A pizza with a peanut butter sauce and anchovies would still taste like shit. Its like you're trying to fail.

>>7246560

What if it's being served to a pregnant woman?

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>>7245723
Loved the ending of that episode.
The Cinnaminnie Monster creeped me the fuck out.

>>7245705

>a whole fucking fish and a lobster with claws/shell still on

u wot m8

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Star Trek booze!

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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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>>7244840

Harry Potter sauce

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Butterbeer

>>7246209
you could modify any grasshopper or pumpkin pie recipe, or a chocolate tart? and sub out flavours you don't want for flavours you do.

also you have shit taste in video games, undertale is terrible

>>7246209

These fucks are cringe as hell, but the recipe is alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCFI9_4kOnc

>>7246607
I bet your spawn has allergies and is a picky little shit.

Bob's Burgers in general. The place doesn't look that clean, but he uses a lot of fancy ingredients.

>>7246696
Hello reddit

>>7245967
NO
NO

>>7246700
I just found out about these guys while looking up the cookbook recipes that are found in Skyrim. Pretty unique channel I have to say.

something savory

Slurm and Popplers

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farm raised jackalope roasted on an open spit

>>7246089
Especially with the water on it, goddamn

>>7246681
Oh baby

Slurm and popplers

>>7245923
MOTHERFUCKER. I BECAME A FAT KID ADDICTED TO BUTTERY CRACKERS BECAUSE OF THIS NIGGA.

>>7246607

Please ban this worthless fucking bitch

>>7246230
Isn't that just a cinammon roll...

>>7244860
whenever i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich my grandpa used to always ask me if i wanted anchovies with it, then he would open the can and eat an entire anchovy by itself

>>7246230
I once tried to make these but the icing ended up looking like semen.
They were essentially semen-stained mountain tops.

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Always wanted one of these.

>>7246230
Isn't that just a miniature panettone?

>>7247043
oh god fuck yeah
I want dat green tongue

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I want some goddamn popplers

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I'd like to try all of the potions from Zelda.

>>7247086
God yes!

Homer's Skittlebräu !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipg3XYz7f9Q

Apu: such a product does not exist sir, i think you must have dreamed it.

although i might go with mountain dew and skitltes instead of beer.

>>7244863
>>7247043

Mah niggas

>>7247086

I agree, this needs to happen.

>>7247453
>Water, piss n blood

>>7247086
>>7247499
>>7247804

What is popcorn chicken for $100 Alex

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I think the Fizzy Lifting Drink from Willy Wonka would be kinda cool.

Any of the food from the first two Paper Mario games. Also Estus Flask.

>>7246301
yes, keep your wine, keep your cheese - Asterix and Obelix is the greatest thing to come out of France.

>>7246681
>like a lemon peel wrapped around a gold brick.
We didn't deserve Douglas Adams.

>>7248205
>Any of the food from the first two Paper Mario games
Even the Mistake, anon?

>>7246607
>I didn't have pica so noone else does

>>7248176
Poplers are better, and they're low in fat!

>>7245923
Omg this so much

>>7245923
CREME DE LA CREME A LA EDGAR

>>7246695
Butterbeer has been made a hundred times over, but not very well, from what I've seen.

I'm imagining something like a traditionally-brewed root beer (fermented so it's just barely alcoholic) with some kind of gentle butterscotch flavor.

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Kotomi's apricot rum pie

>>7247043
I could never fucking picture what it would actually taste like but I always wanted it.

Maybe a shitty chocolate bar with a bright-green-dyed filling made of probably corn syrup and nothing else.

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Idk why, but the mushroom cream looked so good when I was little

>>7246089
fucking this

as a kid I would just eat straight lettuce and pretend it was tree stars

>>7248350
how did your survive?

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Krabby patty with jellyfish jelly.

>>7248359
Lol I worded that weird, sorry. I meant lettuce straight from the head with nothing else, just munching on the leaves as a snack

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the giant pancake from ed edd n eddy

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>>7246083

>>7248338
Universal studios, anon.
It was pretty great. I skipped lunch and just drank three of them.

Quoting you too>>7246695
>>7248571

>find really good website that makes recipies for shit from vidya
>last post was over a year ago
>same for their twitter
God fucking dammit.

>>7248583
What was the website?

>>7248596
http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com
I remember it used to use a .co.uk URL, but that one seems to be gone.

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Lickety splits

I imagine the stuff inside kinda tastes like wafer filling with sawdust

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Blurberry bar

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>>7249541
this is exactly what this thread made me think of, i spent like 10 minutes googling 'angry beavers delicious log' and didn't find it.

for some reason i imagine it to taste exactly like milles feuilles

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>>7249541
The jalapeños or whatever they eat always looked awesome too

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>>7245923
That fucking cracker

>>7249541
I always think of that when I eat Combos.

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>>7244840

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>>7246950
2nd for Slurm

also pic related

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This.

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>>7245923
god DAMMIT

>>7249666
At least looks like mazamorra or canjica.

>>7249657
I'm sure it taste amazing, but the rads wouldn't really be worth it.

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>>7244840
this.

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>>7249684

YOOOOOOOOOO

I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN

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this shit right here

>>7246075
http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com/post/6561253714/deadly-premonition-red-seeds-profile-sinners

steamed hams

>>7245705
>an entire lobster

OVER THE LINE, DAGWOOD

>ywn eat popplers with honey mustard sauce

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This whole scene.

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Some fuckin Slurm

>>7249842
on the one hand slurm is objectively disgusting, on the other hand WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE

>>7249842
didnt mtn dew already come out with that ? just called it somethin else ?

>>7249703
Let's be honest, Miyazaki's food porn is always top notch, but Spirited Away raised the bar on that one.

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Jelly Donuts!

>>7249835
A FAAAAAAAAAAIR IS A VEEEEERITABLE SMORGASBORD
ORGASBORD
ORGASBORD

>>7246089
same

>>7249684
fuggin nostalgia

>>7244840
Venezuelan beaver cheese.

>>7249703
this whole fucking movie reminds me of a childhood book I remember reading, basically about some mysterious world/school/building beneath the stairs of a kids house but I cant remember the name

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The pizza from A Goofy Movie. Alternatively the nachos from the sequel.

>>7248418
>not Canada Cakes

>>7249541

whenever i would eat those little rolled cakes that come in packs of 2 i would pretend they were these

>>7250146

watching this movie as an adult was a fucking trip

>>7250317
Max is an asshole

>>7247528
Tried it with a 40oz of Mickeys, wasn't terrible.

>>7246194
>>7246199
Are these from Dragon's Crown?

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>>7249546
>blurberry
I get it

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I don't know if any of you played Pikmin 2, but anything in Louie's notes sounds fucking delicious. For example, the Pileated Snagret:

You haven't lived until you've tasted a mint-braised snagret shrank! Or if you're feeling especially saucy, stuff a bird with a can of your favorite savory nectar, throw it on the barbeque, and let the juices mingle to make a mean beverage-canister snagret!

>>7247003
kek what a legend

>>7246695
Go to Universal Studios. They have some that the lady who wrote the books sanctioned as real butter beer.

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Pretty much everything from this manga.

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>>7244840

>>7246656
that whole show was scary as fuck

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Wumpa fruit. You know it in your heart to be true.

>>7246656
Step One: Roll the dice
Step Two: Retrieve dice

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The fucking kanker burger tho

>>7250091
You basically describing harry potter because it consists of. Being under stairs, Mysterious worlds as well as schools

>>7251031
It's just their turds on a bun with a sauce of their own menstrual blood.

>>7251117
Fuck off cuck

>this thread

Can reddit just fucking leave?

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Always wanted this. Looks so good in all the shows

>>7249916
Hot dogs!

>>7249718
I will eat this every day to atone for my sins.

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This and Cluckin Bell

>>7250146
Great movie anon. Underrated.
>>7250339
At least he learned not to be.

>>7249669
minus the sundried tomatoes.

>>7249835
fuck yes

>>7250386
my favorite was the cubed bulbear-tounge stew

top-tier stuff right there

>>7246553
>hazardously threw on
You mean "haphazardly." As in, they threw on ingredients at random. "Hazardously" would mean they threw them on in a manner that is dangerous, which could only be true if they fired the ingredients at the pizza from a cannon.

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I'm going to clarify by saying that I mean an actual Ultimeatum, not a video of some autistic neckbeard deep-frying a McDouble.

>>7245874
>>7245990
Rum Deal was one of my favorite quests from back in the day.

so...that's it huh

/ck/ is reddit now?

holy shit you faggots are annoying

>>7251994
I don't know. Maybe. I'm not the least bit familiar with reddit. What's it like?

>>7251997
like this thread,shitty

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>all these posts
>nobody posting DA GOAT

>>7250938
>.gif

I'm pissed the fake fruit isn't rotating.jpeg

>>7250091
I read a YA novel from my local library once when I was a YA. I remember thinking it was a really pretty story and conveniently pandering to my developing emotions at the time. I want to go back and re read it, mostly, because I remember it as being cool - conceptually, but also want to reevaluate it now. Thing is: only thing I can remember definitely about it now is that one of the side character's name is Mercutio. That's it. And not enough related info comes back to memory, yet, to define it.

Sush is life. I,, guess. . Good luck in your search: I guess is what I wants'd say

>>7252257
It was Romeo and Juliet.

>>7252034
Those are actually real. They just don't look like that.

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I'm serious.

>>7251031
I'd eat 2 of these cunts

>>7252314
Also a real food.

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This.

>>7245961
RS3 is a pretty decent modern MMO. About to get a brand new fancy client and graphical update as well. And this is coming from someone who's played since 06, the new combat system is great.

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this whole movie

>>7252314
It's called a Guinness.

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>>7252369

>>7248347
I thought it was sherbet, not cream.

>>7248571
Nah, being American it wouldn't have the alcohol the name implies because thing of da chilluns!

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>>7246301
And that one.

>>7251802
Only 10% guano!