What is the GOAT vegetable and why is it the onion?

>>7244649
Goats like all kinds of veggies, anon.

all crucifers

.. yeah i fart a lot

>>7244651
I feel like I'm on reddit.

>>7244668
upvoted for clarity

>>7244649
I love onions, I just wish they didn't kill my breath. The same applies to garlic.

>>7244649
Onions are used in 90% of dishes across the entire world.

They of course win. if salt was a vegetable, onion would still beat it.

>>7244673
Invest in a tongue scraper.

>>7244649
I love onions, but they make me fart up a storm for some reason.

>>7244913
Could just be all the dicks you take up the ass.

>>7244913

I'm supposing you're vegan.

Have fun with inferior digestive flora.

i thought so too but then i ate them daily and made myself and possibly others cry in the gym

Do mushrooms count? If so them.

what is the SHEEP vegetable hehehe and why is it garlic hehe

>>7245414
Vegetables are technically defined as "any edible part of a planet"

So, if you asked an autist, the answer would be no.

Onions win just because they are usefull in such an incredible variety of dishes.
My personal favourites would be sweet potatoes and schallots though.

>>7244673
Eat ginger, it neutralizes the odour both on breath and in sweat.

>>7245414
What sort of mushroom?
Champignon, portabello, judas' ear, chantarell, shiitake?

>>7245732
Every food is a vegetable because they are a part of Earth.

burgers and pizzas OP burgers and pizzas

turnip is extremely underrated
i also like asparagus and spinach

>>7244668
GOAT is about the most Reddit slang term. Why the fuck do you need a fucking acronym for a phrase nobody uses?

Cruciferous vegetables are fucking great as long as you can't taste the bitter chemical they contain. Carrots are damn good.

Don't overcook your vegetables unless they're onions.

Shallots are better

Garlic

>>7248613

depends on the usage. however, i'd still consider shallots an onion.

I could eat a whole one raw, shit's delicious.