>And what wine will you be having today, sir? >I'll

>not going out to a fancy restaurant and getting water

you should be shot desu

>Not ordering a Diet Coke to pair with your French meal

Fucking kill yourself

>>7237874
>going to a restaurant
>not just drinking a shit ton of liquor alone in your house

>>7237874
a beer arrangement can be even more luxuries then wine.

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>wine pairings

>>7238726

tryhard

>>7238726
faggot

>>7238726
it's called a flight you uncultured swine

>>7237874
I'm an addict. I cannot consume alcohol.

>>7237874
I don't like the smell or taste of alcohol, so I guess there's that.

>>7239938
Maybe you'd prefer cum.

>>7239942
Since you seem to be the expert on that, maybe you could explain the positives and negatives of consuming it. Enlighten us all?

>wine with dinner

pseudo-patrician. Beer and water go better with food.

>>7237874

I'll have a couple of bottles of red wine for myself, thanks.

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>not bringing in your own cheap soda and drinking it in large gulps straight from the 2L bottle, belching loudly after each guzzle