I have a party in a few days, and I need recommendations for

Russian Standard

>>7231932
marry
kill
fuck
kill

Sobieski

>>7231923
Yeah, just get Russian Standard or Stoli. You can't even tell the difference between those and the higher-end brands. Once you get past the Taaka level they become hard to distinguish.

>>7231967
It's
Kill
Marry
Kill
Fuck
>>7231973
>>7231970
>>7231949
Thanks everyone

moskovskaya ain't bad

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>2016
>not drinking at least a handle a week


It warms up my insides before I go freeze my nuts off

>>7231932
Kill kill marry fuck


Anyways just find something that comes in glass not plastic you'll be fine

>>7231923
I really like Titos vodka. 20 bucks and is damn smooth and just the right amount of sweetness

Go with svedka, 13 bucks a bottle and goes down smooth. Crunch up a bunch of adderall or Ritalin and add it to the punch to make the night more fun

>>7232076
Alcohol actually cools your body faster

>>7232099
i agree with your kill, marry, fuck assessment. you have passed the test

>>7232105
Seconding this. Titos is the best bang for the buck.

>>7231923
Starr Blu
$15 for a handle, 5 times distilled. Never seen anything better at that price point.

>>7232695

What they said. Tito's is about 20 here. Good value unless you can get a deal on a handle of Stoli.

Boru

cheap as fuck and better than a lot of the midpriced garbage out there

Tito's

Blue Ice

Monopolowa

>>7232717
>>7232105
>muh disgusting sweet aftertaste
>muh corn
>muh microdistilleries

>>7231970
this.

>>7231970
>>7233019

Leelee?

I'd still go for the Skol ginger.

Luksusowa.

>>7232383
>believing science and not what the liquid courage tells you
It's like you don't even slav.

is Absolute under $25? I had it and it wasn't too bad.

>>7232105
Thirding this.
>titos masterrace

>>7231923
>Skyy, Tito's, Absolut, Kettle One
>Stay away from Smirnoff, Grey Goose, New Amsterdam, Pinnacle or anything under 10

>>7232105
>>7233275
"sweetness" would be a flaw in vodka. why would you not buy polish or russian? i mean you have to actually drink the stuff, not just look at the bottle and feel great about your facebooks pictures.

>>7232111
literally recommends dosing people with speed. immoral, dangerous, illegal. you are probably joking, i hope yeah?

>>7233328
I do admit titos is sweet and sort of meme tier but it is smooth. You really can't deny that. It does give me a headache worse than say svedka the next day if i kill a fifth myself. But for under 20 dollars it's smooth, pretty versatile with mixers, and it's a talking point if you're into the hipster thing

>>7231932
Kill
Kill
Marry
Fuck

New Amsterdam is 1799 at Von's right now if you're in Cali and it's nice.

Its fucking vodka, just get whatever looks the coolest, the taste difference is negligible

>>7231923
Monopolowa
Petergoff
Sobieski
Luksusowa

You should be able to get all of these for under $25 for a 1.75 bottle. Best deal possible

>>7231923
right now, as we speak (type), I am drinking 3 fl. oz. of svendka with a no calorie carbonated fruity beverage and a 1/2 tsp of sweet n low (TM). I have 800 calories left for the day and 1 fl. oz. of svendka is 64 calories. I'm getting drunk cause nothing better in life.

Came here to say Sobieski. Honestly for the most part Smirnoff is the standard for a reason, it's perfectly priced and nobody on earth will object to it, you can't get cheaper without some stigma but you don't need to, especially for a party.

That said, Sobieski is the same price everywhere, and it's three times as good. Way smoother, more flavor straight, and mixes better.

If you see it anywhere, though, Wyborowa (or Wybo) is fantastic. By FAR the smoothest in its class, fantastic flavor straight (all rye) and mixes smoothly but has a flavor that sticks out. Love it.

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My local liquor store has this on sale for $15. Is it any good?

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Svedka is the best cheap vodka by a good margin and pretty much everyone agrees with me

>>7231932
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

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>>7231970
Came here to post this

>>7232383
mind over matter, anon.

>>7236338
Yeah, Chopin's good. And it's actually a potato vodka, which is pretty rare.

>>7237332
... but it says rye vodka on the package

>>7231923
My pet drunks prefer New Amsterdam for a cheap bottle.

Between them they do a bottle a day,

>>7237317
this

It's not actually possible to enjoy drinking vodka straight right?

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no one will say a word and they will drink it all up

>>7238419
Chopin has vodka from different starch sources.

>>7231932
marry fuck kill fuck

>>7237332
The store has the regular potato Chopin on the shelves for $25 a bottle. It's the rye that's on sale.

Everyone keeps giving the price for a bottle, but I think some people are talking about 750 ml bottles, while others are talking about full handles (1.75 l).

I usually buy my Skol handles for $11-12 each, but just went down the street to Target and got them for $15, which is about the most I ever pay.

>>7231923
Banff Ice

tito's 24.99 at my local liquor store.

I find the lacking amount of Stoli recommendations disturbing

>>7231932
what a bunch of ugly cunts

>>7236338
What are you doing here? Go get it!

If you live near a Costco, Kirkland/Kirkland French

Both are comparable to vodka considerably above their price range while their own price is $20 a handle.

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just picked this 1.75L up at right aid on sale for 19.99

anyone tired Finlandia before?
will it give me increased meme creativity?