fml

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Starting to rain

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About there

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Forgot to oil the grating oh boy

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Dem weak grill marks, should have used the cast iron...

>I just took a pee on my porch because reasons

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This habenaros plant has more peppers wtf I already harvested it

Climate change is not real

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Lost a lot of temp had to change the tank, this steak may be dicked boys

>also refreshed pic related

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Steak felt a bit too done, may have farmed this one big time

>>7221893
>This smells a bit off
throw it away

I've seen fresh steaks that will turn brown like that from touching each other but they smell fine

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Fuck it op, eat it.
>pic related

Steak N Taters

If you ran out of gas during the searing process, it's probably fucked. But it seems to be a thicker slice of steak.....did you cut it yet?

Did OP die?

did you pee on the porch because of too many PBRs?

>>7221999
I pee in my backyard all the time. Sometimes I even manage to do it outside of my jeans.

Op said screw the steak, and went straight for the
>'chos

>>7222007
I once peed myself in the car. I thought I could make it home but probably a 1/4 of a mile from the house I just let loose in my pants and couldn't stop the flow once it started.

>>7222014
You could've just stopped the car and gone into a bush. Even if you're a girl, anything is better than soaking your pants and carseat in urine.

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>>7222014
That's a great story. I liked it.

>>7222016
Jeb Bush?

I once had a game hen that tasted like super poultry flavor. I got sick from it.

>>7222024
What does
"super poultry" taste like?

>>7222016
eh Im a guy but I thought I could make it home I think I hit a speed bump in the parking lot near my house and started pissing my pants from that.

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>>7221984
Too deep at this point bro gonna roll with the punches, I deserve this

>>7222027
it tasted like chicken over 9000

>>7222045
>wtf
Does "that" taste like?

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Not as well done as I thought it would be

>>7222037
is that sour cream or ranch?

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>>7222032
>thinks he hit a speed bump

>>7222055
it looks fine to me but you could go back light the grill throw the steak on and chug a few more beers while your waiting for it to cook.

>>7222062
I know I hit a speed bump but I wasn't sure if that's what set me off pissing

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>>7222057
Sour cream fucking love sour cream

So like half of it is well done, probably killed all the bacteria at least. ..

>yes steak sauce

>>7222066
Why would he do that? He's clearly already drunk. Let this man eat in drunken peace.

>>7222072
is that a A1 knock off steak sauce?

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>>7222071
>set me off pissing

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Well it was a fatty enough cut that even though it was well done it was pretty decent still

>>7222081
Quality thread op.

>>7222074
I usually assume most people are moderate drinkers

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Allow me to get autistic

>>7222001
Yeah the gas thing threw me off

>>7222004
No

>>7222006
Yes and I'm lazy

>>7222024
Unfortunate bro

>>7222066
Lol

>>7222077
Yes, it's like half the price and I only use it when I fuck something up, which appears to be often

>>7222087
Thx
OK SO FEEL FREE TO POST ANY OC FOOD OR DRINK PICS HERE THAT DON'T REALLY DESERVE A THREAD

I'll be going to a bar and grab some more food later will be back maybe

>pic semi related

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But does OP like small deer?? I only personally shot one of these

>>7222270
never had deer but I bet the small ones are more tender

is that legal though to kill a babby deer?

>>7222286
They are more tender. And yeah it's legal regardless of age. These are about 2yrs, so a year older than Bambi

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>>7222270
I would eat baby deer I had to kill one with my bear hands long story

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Shit tex mex

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going on a little road trip with a friend to pick up concrete blocks, bringing this as a snack im sure it can be nothing but delicious

Does any texasfags know a good place to eat in the somerville/college station area?

>>7222286
It's legal, but very frowned upon, especially if they still have spots. It's mostly young hunters who are eager to shoot their first deer that kill small ones, nearly everyone else will let them pass

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Mediocre pulled pork sandwich and potato salad

>>7222270
looks delish, one per person right?

>>7223243
>>7223320
what restaurant is that?

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do you guys have that new pick 2 thing yet at your mcds?

I got a mcdouble and small fry for 2 bucks which is like a dollar cheaper than before

you could also pick from the mcchiken and 3pc mozzerella sticks and maybe one or 2 more things

>>7225131
do you have to order a side like fries or mozzarella sticks? We don't have it here yet.

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>>7225146
I think you get get 2 of the same or any combination but not sure

looks like it rolls out offical jan 4th for a 5 week trial before they change the terms

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>>7225131
fuck off

>>7225131
friend, you're making me mighty hungry.

Though I'm making my own tendies tonight. Because fuck McJew.

>>7225131
No, but Wendy's has the 4/$4. Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, 4 piece nugget, Fries, and a Drink.

Will be keeping my eyes peeled for the McDonald's deal.

>>7225221
I haven't seen that deal for wendys and missed out on getting the frosty keychain thing

guess I'lll have to go down to see if they have the 4/$4 near me sometime soon

>>7224906
Yep. On two different properties in TN about an hour apart. Last weekend of the season so had to harvest w/e was possible

>>7225268
god, nicholson is seriously the worst joker.

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Beef jerky selection at bucees

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>>7225268
you dont get to delete me janitor. I can tell a tripfag to fuck off whenever I want to

>>7223320
What did you order Spickardo?

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>>7225026
El Reys on 1960 in the champions area, its' only worth going to when you are drunk late at night, they are open till like 2 or 3am.

>>7226097
Me and a friend both had the San Antonio which is a cheese enchilada, a crispy beef taco, some fajitas rice beans and tortillas,
I also got a side of shit guac and a pastor gordita that was so shit i gave it to my garbage disposal friend. We also had like 3 baskets of chips and tomotilla salsa and shots of jameson


Ate more tex mex tonight, this was a bit better but not great, margaritas were on point tho

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This shit right here, if you don't know about beaver nuggets I feel bad for you son

>>7227478
>>
aare you ok?

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>>7222124
My first attempt at a rib roast for Christmas. Turned out better than expected, although it wasn't ready until 5min before midnight...

>>7228714
Ewwww

>>7228747

Shut your fucking whore mouth that is god damn delicious

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>>7228714
yeah that looks pretty damn good bro id fuck with it for sure

went to rudys a while ago, BBQ thread got me hungry for some 'cue

>>7228714
It looks like it didn't get actually ready all the way through. Did you cut around it? How did you not cross-contaminate the thoroughly cooked parts from the raw parts?

>>7228778
...memes aside a rib roast should be rare, especially on the center cut. The ends should end up just at done.

>>7228778
pls go to another thread with this lame attempt at trolling

>>7228820
>>7228821
sure thing. raw food isn't unsafe. that's why we always cook everything. i swear you guys would find a cat that's been hanging out in the sun for 10 minutes and say it's too well done

>>7228837
>i swear you guys would find a cat that's been hanging out in the sun for 10 minutes
personally I would pop a squat and hang out with the cat in the sun for a while sounds cozy af desu senpai

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get on my level

>>7228988
>he rides a scooter
faggot

>>7229002
thats just my whip for beer runs when Im too drunk to ride the motorcycle

>>7229002
>he doesn't try to save money and look great doing it
Faggot.

Actually I believed all of you faggots so I threw it in the trash and just ate dirt instead. Thanks for your sound advice.
For the non-faygos, it was pretty dank. It was cooked enough, but I did have to nuke the "inner-cuts" so they would be warm enough.
7/10 would do again
Leftovers were cash as fuck

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This is what I have resorted to.
No other option while I'm chilling at the lady's work
Not too shabby to complain

>>7229364
dont listen to haters on here man shit looked good, ive been wanting to try a rib roast soon too, I want to perfect it by the next holiday because my family is boring as shit with turkey and ham, theyd shit bricks if i brought something good to the table

>>7222568
I want to know the story

If you're interested, follow AB's recipe. Of course I didn't do the weird ass Terra cotta shit. But it was still tasty. Needed salt and pepper after I sliced it on the bias though

>>7229385
cant go wrong with alton, will look into it later

>>7229383
im about to go return some clothes and maybe grab some cook ware and some groceries, will probably stop by the bar on the way home and ill try to tell it, was one of the most fucked things ive had to do

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Who /sardines/ here?

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>>7229378
It's actually pretty damn good considering I have nothing else

>>7229430
Forgot to include the song
ONE BOURBON ONE SCOTCH ONE BEER

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Do what it does

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Got one bourbon and one beer, I'd get a scotch too but the bartender would probably call me a fag.

>>7229703
Two thirds is enough my man

>>7229703
I would've thought you were a fag 100%. It's one of those things that sounds cool to do for like one second until you realize you're dumb for thinking it.

>>7229423
sardines are the tits.

some salt, a ton of black pepper, some balsamic

>>7229723
Dude you are 2 dope 4 dis thred

you eat a lot of steaks man

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>>7229383
Ok so I was like 17 or 18, at the time I drive a 76 impala and I was driving at night on a road that had a lot of forest. If you can picture a 76 impala you'd know it's a giant boat, looks pretty gangster but it doesn't do anything fast, especially stop.
So out of fucking no where there is a cute as fuck small baby deer in front of me, like Bambi. Tried to stop but ain't happening as fast as Bambi was hoping. Hit it, come to a stop and Bambi just slides on the road 10-15 ft.
Road is dead as fuck so I get out and go assess the damage, not a ding, car was like a tank, but then I see poor little Bambi, dude is rekt. Keeps twitching, trying to move but it can't, can tell is back is broken or something but this little fella is conscious and suffering.

I don't hunt, I'm not into killing stuff, if I had to for food id do it but I don't have to so whatever. I needed to finish poor Bambi off tho as quick as possible, I had nothing on me to kill it with besides some potent ass dank. I look over and see a road sign.
I pick Bambi up by his hind legs, and I do a babe Ruth with it, smacking the back of his head/neck into the metal pole hard as hell. Homerun. Surprised its head didn't fly clean off, it was dead as possible. Sat in my car for like 5 minutes stunned at what I'd just done.

I still look back on it like wtf but I'd have done it again had to end is misery asap. I guess I could have tried running over its head but fuck that.

>>7229423
i like to get the mustard sardines and mush them up in the tin and then put them on a sandwich.

>>7229809
should have used your potent ass dank

>>7229836
We weren't tight like that

>>7229721
George Thurgood gets me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

This link may not work

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k, so not a great haul but i got plans

prrobably do a cook a long in a bit

I got the knives and the little cutting boards at a good price at ross so calm yer jimmies

>>7227478
buc-cee's is the shit
if you ever travel long distance and pass a buc-cee's, pull over and check out their bathrooms
best public restrooms in the world, guarenteed

>>7228837
you're right, raw food isn't unsafe
its the bacteria on the surface that's unsafe, that's the reason we cook it
but if you trust your meat and your cook then you don't have to obliterate the flavor away cause you're scared

>>7229423
the brislings packed with jalapenos are top tier
>and eat them with chopsticks because there are standards of cool that need to be met

>>7229809
at no point in this story did you explain how you got bear hands, wtf
>overrated post

>>7230307
ive always had bear hands, there's a reason i get hit on by gays constantly

waiting for the cook along pics

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>>7230395
getting proper drunk first m80

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>>7230421
>PBR

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>>7230516
if that triggers you then stay tuned because it will only get better

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ok im waiting on a load of dishes to finish

I want to take a moment to say RIP Charlie, he was a friends stray, he managed to stumble onto the best kitty farm in all the land, he was abused at one point and couldnt let a human touch him. after finding my friend he lived a good life until he went blind around 3 months ago, and a week ago he stopped eating, and yesterday he was put down.

RIP Chuck

Pic related was the remainder of his food supply which was donated to my strays, and I will be relocating a few hobo kittys to the kitty farm to take ol chucks place

this is only vaguely food related but im drunk and sleep tight chucky

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these new knives are much nicer than what im used to, and by that i mean i just realized there will be a small sliver of my finger in this dish

>>7230733

Are you the guy who is going to make salami out of ground beef and curly parsley?

>>7228756
I'm sure I'd still eat it but it doesn't look right.

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>>7230750
no i dont think so, im the guy who gets drunk and cooks and other stuff

smoking's still /ck/ right?

>dat battle wound

>>7230770
DUDE

WEED

LMAO

>>7230773
That's just a rollie family member.

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concocting

>>7230770
'check out my smoke'

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>>7230773
>>7230834
i know fellas contain yourselves im 2edgy4u

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bread crumbs, i was planning to make some fresh from some french bread i have but no

>>7230851
>how 2 crak eg lol????
fucking idiot kill yourself

>>7230859

He drank half a pbr tallboy. Give him a break.

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>>7230859
i punched that egg open i am a texan

>>7230866
Don't you EVER reply to one of my posts again, retard.

>>7230891
Doing it now. Problem?

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omg guys i only had around 1 drinks please dont argue/samefag

>>7230909
are dese som balls?

>>7225221

>mfw that would be ten bucks in Canada.
Went to Wendy's tonight. First fast food I've had in a while. Got a double cheeseburger for 7 bucks.

>>7228714
fuck that looks good. Hope you made some au jus to go with it. Shit's too expensive in Canada. Will probably never have one again due to this shit dollar and unbelievable inflation/wages still the same as 8 years ago
>>7229012
>tfw ride my bike while wasted to the liquor store and fall over 3 times on the way

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>>7230910
yessir

set oven to 420BLAZEITFAGGOTS

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i do not claim to know what i am doing fyi

>>7230950
I wanna see them cooked

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>>7230966
i will probably deliver

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lol

>>7231010
too early

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these things taste pretty good and have more heat than i thought from those chile de arbol

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mysterious marinara out of no where

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simmer simmer

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>>7231010
Looks good OP

>give me a bowl of rice & some radish I'll murder these cows all over again

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k meatball sub and apple fries yay

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think imma watch mike tysons mysteries and sleep, shit was good and i got meatballs for later cool, goodnight probably

>>7231013
undercooked in the bottom.
for ground fucking beef lol

>>7230709
;_; rip Chucky

>>7231076
Looks delicious.

>>7229725
>adding salt to the saltiest food in existence

what the fuck is this thread

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>>7231128
sardines arent the same as anchovies...

>>7228759
Fuck yeah Rudy's. Had some of that when I was visiting a friend down in Austin.
I need to move my ass to Texas.

>>7231130
good shit is what it is.
gonna need some pics of turbo OP.

>>7225378
oh shit, where are you in TN? i'm in sewanee mountain area, last weekend is coming up.

>>7229809
>shiner bock
>lone star
>titos
that picture couldn't be any more texas

>>7231073
Nice work OP

>>7221893
What do you use for the potatoes?

>>7231541
I only hunt there. But I was on a lease property in Erin. I think it's north west if Nashville

>>7229703
onebourbon,onescotch,onebeer.mp3

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Taco truck beer

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>>7230210
>drinking Shiner

>>7232711

kripp subs DansGame

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Finally got around to some beer battered, bacon wrapped, deep fried tenderloin.
Eat the nature!
Also baked potato

I just started a batch of giardiniera style sichuan pickles.
I totally forgot to take photos or live post some OC.

Time to start drinking to fill the void.

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My lunch

>>7234261
Looks pretty good, what is it

>>7233682
More shots of that tenderloin, you monster?

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>>7234913
Only other one I have until next time.
I've got a ton of jerky and assorted sausages I'll be making in the upcoming weeks. Will post in this thread, of course.

>>7221922
>because reasons
>>>reddit

>>7230909
y no sear before oven?

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>>7231081
i finished them up in the sauce they were cooked dont worry

>>7231513
rudys is a chain but it's still pretty damn good, brisket is on point and the jalepeno sausage is the shit

>>7231523
i will try to sneak one in there is a strict "no cats" policy on /ck/ that I was not aware of tho

>>7231543
you missed the zeigenbach tap, we tx as fuck

>>7231553
thx

>>7231557
those are fingerling taters with just some seasoning salt, ground pepper and some italian herb mix, bought them on a whim and I really like them

>>7232711
hells ya broski

>>7233682
gee bill two taters?!
>looks damn good

>>7233858
post pics

>>7234829
just a burrito with al pastor, nothing fancy but tastes really swell

>>7234996
le reddit maymay because reasons

>>7234997
I dont actually know what im doing srry


Alright got my autism fix, thanks for any kind words, probably do a simple cook along tonight depends how rekt i get at work really

>pic is me losing faith in humanity

where the kitty pics at OP?

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Lunch

>>7236643
>bread and potatoes

wtf m8

>>7222286
depends on what season it is though doesnt it? also i love you

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>>7236646
never had a burger and fries?

>>7236705
No

>>7236748
I am so sorry anon...

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>>7235562
It's got another day of pickling to go. Just swapped the brine for some rice vinegar are chili oil.

>>7236982
looks good bro


Im a bit tired might take a nap and cook or might just pass out so mysterious wow

>>7225863

This is some reddit shit

>BACON BACON BACON BACON BEEF JERKU BEEF BERKY BCON BEEF JERKY

>>7230950
wouldve seared slightly on both sides but thats just how i like it

>>7238411
Ill do that next time

>>7238346
thats all jerky...

I like how a few of you try to use reddit as an insult when you really are just spilling the beans that you came from or still spend a lot of time on reddit

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alrighty the plan for the day is to make carnitas, gonna start it in a slow cooker and crisp it up afterwards

need to walk to the mexican market around the corner and grab a few things first now that the rain stopped

>>7225131
but both a small fry and a mc double are already on the dollar menu..

typical mcdonalds eater

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Having a beer and a smoke with hobo kitties pondering what to do with banana sauce

Started raining again but I'm about to say fuck it and go trekking in it in a minute

>>7239968
did you make them that cat house?

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>>7239981
yes lol they appreciate my advanced engineering skillz


heres the haul, i got plans, gonna get dickered and start fuckin shit up

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>>7238149
Here they are all done. That purple cabbage is giving them some nice color.

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>>7240337
nice, what do you eat stuff like that with? Ive never had it but Ive seen it and yours looks potent

>produce section at the mex mart

>>7240349
Noah are you in Bryan, TX? That meximart looks familiar! Or maybe they all just look the same lol.

>>7240353
lol no its in houston, they all look ghetto like this but its convenient right now for what i needed, my name aint noah lol

>>7240353
>Bryan

The only thing that depresses me more than having to go to BCS is going to my hometown (Caldwell). God, just hearing Bryan being mentioned makes me depressed.

>>7240349
Ive just kind of been eating it straight out of the bowl at this point.
The italian version is used as a condiment or as a little vegetable side.

Most likely will use as banchan.

>>7225863
Did you even do a road trip if you didn't stop at Bucee's?!
The dried, smoked venison sausage is good AF... But so is damn near everything in that store.

>>7240185
nice of you to make them a house. What are you going to get dickered on?

>>7240365
Why? I mean Bryan is pretty depressing, but I love Cstat.
And I went to the Caldwell collate festival! lol only reason to ever go there.

>>7240388
kolache god damn autocorrect doesn't speak Texan.

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>>7240370
i imagine its pretty good i remember a thread a while back that got me interested

>>7240385
ya man I didnt have a lot of spending cash or Id have bought a ton of shit, this one is the size of a grocery store, they had like 3 isles of jarred pickled and jellied stuff, tons of jerky options the fudge department, a bbq counter, bakery ect. They sell $999 costom grills, i should seriously not get this excited over a convenience store but its pretty baller. my friend got some ghost pepper jerky thats really good

>>7240386
right now its the champagne of beers because the pbr store is a bit far for this weather

>>7240464
Its pretty tasty.
I took the recipe from the Mission Chinese Cookbook

>>7240364
>>7240365
>>7240388
Aw, shit. Texas bros.

Aggie here, former student. College Station has some wonderful places, so does Bryan, although Bryan is generally more crime ridden/ghetto.

Caldwell seems fine, typical small town. Driven through it many times, bought my current vehicle from Caldwell Country.

>>7240349
What quadrant of Houston? I'd love to find more ethnic grocery stores. All I have near me is a Kroger and an HEB. While I love HEB, some things you can only get in chinatown, like pork belly.

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>>7240507
>What quadrant of Houston?
gunspoint

>just realized this shoulder is like 3 times the size in most recipes fug

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k salt and peppered it real nice, then i rubbed it out in a mixture of oregano, cumin chili powder and olive oil

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k barely fits but this might work

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rough chopped a few onions

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like 8 cloves garlic i hope its enough

>>7240612
>gunspoint
Anon, I...

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then i diced 2 seranos and a jalepeno and rubbed them directly into my eyes

>not even a ruse

>>7240716
good way to slowly work your way up to mace

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>>7240701
such is life

>lime juices

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>>7240742
lol i knew i havent been doing it all these years for nothing!

>>7240752
I just bought a pork butt the other day.

Slow cookers are fine, but I use the oven.

I do the same thing you're doing, except the meat goes into the oven in the roasting pan at like 475F and browns first.

Then onion/garlic/liquids are thrown in, lid on, ~300F for 8 hours.

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alright, gonna try and find the inbetween of cooking it on low and high, gon do 2 hours low, 2 hours high and then 2 more on low, as opposed to either 8 on low or 4 on high

if this shit is completely laffy taffy someone speack up pls, i hate following recipes exactly

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>>7240759
>>7240612
Nice. I just smoked a pork butt a few days ago for pulled pork. It's fucking delicious.

Is there any other chunk of meat that has so much taste for so little monies?!

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>>7240788

>>7240792
hnnngh

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made a little snack of some leftover bbq to hold me over, will update its gonna be a wait tho

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alright hit the 2 hour mark

>>7241094
Share with me bby, I'll bring some shiner bock
>jersey village/cypress fairbanks here

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>>7241144
im scared tho

>beer battered totino's party pizza unrelated

>>7241178
Okay :-(( what should I pick up to eat, whataburger or Taco Bell?
>too hungry and lazy to cook anything

>>7241223
obviously waterburger m8


k so i didnt have the heat setting right maybe this whole time
gonna take a bit longer mayber

do you have one cat that lives with you and those other cats just chill? also waiting for those pork shoulder pics. How is the flavor without a brine or marinade? thanks fama

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>>7241326
I have 2 inside a hand full of outdoor cats that i be chillin with and i give them some food

ive only done this like once before and it was meh, i think it will be better this time, none of the recipes i see call for brine or marinade

>a lovely can of SPAM

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progress of the shoulder, this is a 6 pounder so I plan on making a few different things from the leftovers

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but wait there's more!

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why spend $3+ on a jar of meme salsa when you can make twice as much for around the same price

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i may not be an excellent cook but my salsa game gonna get me a lil mexican cutie one day

>not guaranteed

>>7241144
>>7241178
>/ck/ meetup & barbecue when

>>7241444
I'm fucking salivating here OP. Keep going.

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>>7241575
get the skin off the peppers

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>>7241575
sorry meant to say something relevant when i quoted you not boss you around lol, dont worry its habbening


>get the seeds out the arbol and guajillo chilis

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skin the 'matos

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oh no he di'int

>fork full of my homemade pickled ghost pepper mixture

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wa la!

got a roasted 5 pepper salsa, hard to fuck it up as long as you make sure to salt it to taste while making it

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and....it's pull apart tender as fuck, and it taste pretty noice

gonna let it cool a minute while i drink a beer or 2

>>7241624
That has the color of applesauce, not salsa, OP. Though I'm sure it's tasty AND it'll burn the lining of my throat and intestines as I eat it!

>>7241628
If I show up at your house right now, would you let me in and have that meal with you?

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alright drain out all the juices and shit it's not needed for what I have planned

pinch off some nibbles and chug the shittiest beer within your grasp

are you fat OP?

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>>7241632
its actually not insanely spicy, it does have a kick and a half though, might be crazy if you aren't too into spice, and no sorry you are coming on a bit strong lol

>>7241642
i have to say this in like every thread, im muscular with a bit of chub, i am satisfied with my body and i work out enough to justify my permabulk lifestyle

>>7241654
>i have to say this in like every thread, im muscular with a bit of chub, i am satisfied with my body and i work out enough to justify my permabulk lifestyle
yes would have been easier lad

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>>7241658
i was trying to give you a realistic description, you may believe whatever you like tho i couldn't honestly care less

>pic is an eggo with pralines and cream ice cream and maple syrup

>>7241654
nice cat, post moar cats with fud

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this is more work than i was hoping

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alright this shit is potent and i have an assload of it, could not stop nibblin' while i was pullin it

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so after reading food lab i planned on making a few conveniently shaped trays worth to freeze and then pop in the oven whenevs

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managed to get 3, 2 more personalish servings, and 1 serving enough for 2(romantic)

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got tonights serving ready to roll

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and did this with my immediate leftovers

so im keepin one of those trays in the fridge

was about to serve the casualty to the hobo kitties and remambered all those onions may fuck their organs up, plus has a hint of spice so trashed it fml

so yeah managed to drop my phone and the screen doesnt seem to be working now, took pics on my camera but itll take me a bit to post them, kind of annoyed right now

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well i had a few progress pics that were on the phone but thats all dust in the wind, i will only be posting macros for a while

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probably wont be posting as much until i get this phone issue sorted for frig snacks

OP are you senpai desu ~

>>7241178
Hold up... Like beer battered and deep fried I'm assuming? I haven't had one of those pizzas in years but this is enticing me

>>7241819

need wunnadem otterboxes OP

>>7241959
>>7241951

Thats some good looking tacos m8, can i be your Mexican lil cutie tonight?

>>7242130
no me senpai notice me

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>>7242040
yes most frozen foods can be improved by beer battering and deep frying them lol

so ya my phones fucked btw

>some chicken pasta thing i made once

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pic is what imma have for lunch to make myself feel better

>>7243498
Great thread, OP.

>>7241178
I'd be lying if I said I don't want to try this.

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>>7243547
thx, fried whitecastle

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>>7244065
Oh shit even better of an idea. I've got a big deep fryer, just been needing some ideas.
Also, dinner.
Plastic to glass haha

>>7240507
>College Station has some wonderful places

Spoken like a true faggie. Amazing how you faggots scream how wonderful BCS is, but you don't stay there. Also great team this year :^) and inb4 >teasip I went out of state to avoid you morons.

>>7224877
this looks satisfying enough

>>7229820
woohoo yeah

>>7244215

bone upper teeth, anon!

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>>7245188
it was meh, it's from a place called Rib Tickler in Tomball for any hoouston fags, when i was young they were on point but theyve switched owners a few times and the last few times i went were nothing special

>muh signature mexican egg slut sandwich

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>>7241951
>>7241959
>Flour tortillas
Come on dude.

>>7246395
post recipe

>>7246491
Flour tortillas are upwards of 40% of all tortillas used in mexico. If flour is used there, then why can't it be authentic here?

>>7247125
40% is still less than half so the majority used are still corn whats your point

>>7247126
>>7247126
wtf you on mate?

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Muh lunch

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So drank a bunch of whisky with a friend and did this not proud

>>7225863
What are beef jerky prices like in the US?

Britbong here, trying to cut down on carbs, and beef jerky/biltong is delicious, but really expensive (~£2.50 for a 30g bag, which google tells me is about $4).

>>7248968
senpai notice me

>>7249103
Go to Sainsburys, it's (relatively) cheap.
£3 for a 85g bag.

>>7249103
Depends a lot on where you buy it and also if it's proper jerky made from large cuts of meat as opposed to the chopped & extruded stuff.

Mid-grade stuff from a convenience store is about the same price as what you listed. The reconstituted brands are about half that price. A supermarket will be cheaper than a convenience store.
Good stuff from a proper butcher's shop can be $20/lb. That sounds high but honestly it's not that bad of a deal. It takes a few pounds of meat to make one pound of jerky.

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>>7249103
Idk the prices bc I never buy it. You're better off buying an inexpensive dehydrator (30-45 USD) and making your own. Find a few recipes and make small batches of each until you find what kind of flavor you like.
My go-to is low sodium Dale's seasoning with a little brown sugar or cayenne pepper (depending on if I want sweet or heat).
Marinate overnight then about 6-10hrs on the dehydrator based on how thick the slices are.

>>7248968
ah, jack in the box. Good shit

>>7249103
Lidl sells preservative and flavouring free Beef Jerky at 1£ for a 25g bag

Large chunks and taste great

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gettin dickered, probably cook later unless something comes up

>>7230709
rip in piece charlie :c

>>7239690
THERE'S THE KITTER

>>7243270
take me to bed I speak at least a few words in spanish

>>7250628
That fucking little red cup though.... Lol

>>7251377
you dont have a red solo cup shot glass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68

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What do you guys think of my cajun chicken wraps I just whipped up? Chicken breast, capsicum and onion. '
1/4

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2/4

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Excuse the massive fingernail. 3/4

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Bretty good, just chucked some leftovers together 4/4

>>7251549
youre not OP and your shit sucks

>>7251533
It might might be the tastiest cajun chicken in the world, but from the photos it looks mighty bland.
Also your tortilla is green, wtf.

>>7251716
You've never seen novelty tortillas before at your grocery store? like spinach, sun-dried tomato, etc.

>>7251533
looks good, but try to get more caramelization on everything. it adds a lot of flavor to things like this.

looks good