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>>8891960
Big tasty

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>>8891960
I can't. It's perfect.

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>>8891960
I can not use gas and make a sandwich that is better than that is less that 7 minutes you fat disgusting slob.

low and slow/smoked

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>>8891882

The boyfriend recently cooked some tri tip using this recipe, it was delicious.

http://www.traegergrills.com/recipes/beef/santa-maria-tri-tip

Unrelated because the Cars rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhfFXEMMI4

>>8891882
ON A GRILL OBVIOUSLY

>>8891602
Seriously though - salt. Just a little bit makes all the difference.

Can we get some god tier oatmeal recipes? I've got a ton of steel cut oats and no idea what to do with them.

>>8891672
My standard steel cut prep:

>melt 1 tbsp of butter in a pot and measure ~1/4 cup of oats
>mix the oats into the butter and leave on med heat
>mix it all up and add some salt
>pour in ~1 1/2 cup water and stir
>let it boil until muchy, stirring frequently because that shit sticks to the bottom of the pot and will waste some of the grain
>when finished, transfer to a bowl and stir in some honey and hazelnut creamer
>eat

Shit's delicious but the salt is key.

>>8891596
Those things are like crack

I brought a package when I went on vacation to America and ate the entire thing in like 10 minutes

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>>8891596
sorry america but canada's got the shitty storebought cookies down

>>8891620
I can't stand their texture. It's like eating a bad batch of cookie dough shaped patties.

>>8891363
Fried up some okra southern style bro.

weird fryer

what's the capacity?

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I ended up frying some catfish and scotch eggs. So good. I'm stuffed.

>>8891370
This thing is over 20 years old. I really like it. I'll check the capacity in one second.

Let it RIIIIIIP!!!!!!

Xd

>>8891219
Yes. Now you know the horrible truth.

Cooking less than 20 minutes. Yes. Cooking more than 20. No.

>>8891089

unironically looks tasty. would eat with a smile on my face :-)

needs sauce

>>8891089
>pathetic/4

It qualifies as sad...

yeah looks relatable

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>>8891057
>green can cheese

you know, people shit on this stuff all the time but I honestly think it has its place as a convenience seasoning, even if it's not 100% real imported grated-from-the-wheel parmigiano reggiano

it has the best protein/$ ratio of all meats

>>8891056
because chicken breasts is healthier

>>8891059
>>8891063
Women really are the majority here.

Basil grown in Madagascar is known to enhance the penis.

A rule of thumb is to choose foods that are naturally long as it's part of how nature codes the beneficial aspects of foods into a way that communicates those befits to humans.

So things like sausages, churros, spaghetti, cheetos, twinkies and popsicles are surefire bets.

>>8890954
Are the popsicles-in-bags things better because they are longer, or should I go for popsicles-on-sticks for extra hardness?

>>8890912
Why do rich people do this shit?

>oh look I just wasted food and ruined both some clothes item and my entire kitchen to make a funny image for reddit!
>ho ho ho how funny! Welp I'll throw everything out and just buy new ones tomorrow.

do americans really eat this?

>>8890934
Yes, have you heard of a crock-pot?

>>8890865
paper plates?

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>>8890865

...Hotdogs~

Evidence /ck/ is the most underaged board

Learn to cook your own food. If every meal you make is made yourself you'll learn more about health and recipes.

Salt isn't even bad for you nigga

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>>8890735
Cook per week and get used to it. If you make chicken parm, make enough for 7 days and use the freezer when necessary.

Use salt sparingly, yes it's a flavor enhancer but it will also make you retain water weight, not really fatness but flubbyness...if that makes sense.

Get some exercise set up and scheduled. You don't need a gym membership, just some running shoes for cardio-vascular and a couple of weights assuming you want to lift. Write it out and stick too it.

COOK. Your stomach will shrink over time if you eat less but even if you eat less you need to eat more GOOD. You likely wont feel satisfied or full for a couple of weeks, but dieting isn't about feeling full...that's a false positive...it's about being able to look in the mirror and say "fuck yeah" at your own reflection.

Take it to the police station and use the fingerprint to track down the suspect.

>>8890633
return it.

>>8890637


if the store owner is bored enough and has a camera installed you could even find out who did it.


Where i work i've seen ripped open candy and chips bags in the shelves before. Its asshole-teenagers doing this.

Well now you can put your dick in there and not worry about ruining a whole jar of peanut butter. Give it a shot

>>8890547
I'd leave, realizing that I'm in a house instead of a bar.

Tell him to stop trying to force memes.

>>8890547
I would say "Thank you" and drink it.

What are you expecting? Some sort of edgy "drinks with fruit are for FAGGOTS" response?