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>>9391980
Broccoli, spinach, and asparagus when not cooked by a fucking moron

I don't typically cook my shit and piss

I eat Broccoli and spinach exclusively raw. My semen has quadrupled in volume. Im jizzing TOO much.

Cacio e pepe

>>9391886
I mean, do you know anything about cooking? Easiest would probably just be chicken and veggies. Get a chicken breast, slice it in half widthwise so it opens up like a book. Also buy a tasty looking seasoning for it. Heat up oil in a pan, cook it on medium high heat for about 4-5 minutes per side, until it's firm and white all the way through. Get vegetables however you want them. If you like fresh, get those and steam (ideal) or roast or boil (less ideal) them. There are also preseasoned packs you can throw in the microwave and they'll steam themselves.

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>>9392201
Lengthwise* on the cut. Pic related unless those are two disembodied vaginas. The idea is that you want the chicken to be the same thickness all around so it cooks evenly. Just cooking a breast from the package doesn't work out, the thin part dries out while you're waiting for the thick part to cook

Ask him about his thoughts on the ongoing feminization of the Western man.

>>9391846
ask him if he prefers blacked videos or gay porn

>>9391849
(((He))) literally wears a small pink backpack what do you expect from

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Her name is milkshakes.

Onion rings

pad thai

>>9391767
just blow him already you fag

are you a girl?
did he fuck you/
does he have a gf/wife?

If the answer to these 3 questions is yes, then no you absolutely should not do that.

>>9391777
he's gay, i'm not. yellow roses are for friendship, you get the red ones if you have romantic intentions.

>>9391778
no to all

>>9391764
Would you mind clarifying both the type of chips and name of the gas station?

Also friend will you have to leave your home to get to the gas station?

>>9391764
Do you live in a crime infested slum? Please stay safe.

>>9391827
i was going to get classic potato chips
it's a shitty run down gas station in a bad section of philadelphia
yes but it would be a short walk

Why did you post a bug on a plate asshole

>>9392019
kek

>>9392019
>he is a little womanly man who is afraid of bugs

>>9391724

They leaf them.

>>9391724
compost

>>9391724
mulch them and use them as fertilizer

this is my guilty pleasure. that is the only good flavor too.

>>9391692
I could eat two boxes str8 up

This is my go-to side dish

Why not just drink tea and skip the diabetes?

HFCS

I know this is bait but

>50 fucking grams of sugar per can negating any hydrating effects or health benefits

wai haben u maed the swich yet/??

That man is severely underweight and needs a burger intervention

Is that the gerbil guy?

>>9391544
Oh I know! This is a /tv/ pic for a /tv/ thread!

>>9391478
Come on man, this is a blue board.

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>>9391488
Hey man it was 2011, epic meal time was still big and it looked like fun to do with friends.

>>9391422
It can be with the appropriate investment and ingredients. Initial entry will be more expensive than dropping 5 bucks on mcdonalds, but by purchasing staples you can build multiple meals for the same cost

Depends what you're cooking, but generally yeah at least a little cheaper. But the upshot is that it's not only cheaper but also significantly better, both health wise and taste.

depends what you make and how well you portion it
you can take a pound of pasta, a scoop of mayo, and some tuna you got on sale and make 4 servings of tuna mac for $3

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>>9391384
another

>>9391384
Cheese squares and olives look messy. The fruit is a strange choice. 6/10 taste, 8/10 execution.

I think it's about time that 'platters' be banned as not /ck/-related. Take it to reddit, where they think making platters is cooking.

>>9391352
quality thread. red pepper master race reporting in

>>9391352
Nice post fag

>>9391352
which one should be bought then