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Post the worst food/drinks they served at your school
I'll start
We had blue colored milk and it was called Birthday surprise Milk or some shit
It tasted like melted cupcakes
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>>8893338
Overcooked spaghetti.
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>>8893338
only in america
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Anyone else had those weird tacos at their school that came in plastic?
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It's another "I'm mad at my girlfriend so instead of talking to her I'm going to get drunk and cook food" episode. Any guesses on what I'm making?
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>>8904195
Hopefully something you choke on.
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>get drunk
You what now? I drink more vodka than that pretty much every day before going in to work.
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>>8904205
I've drank pic related already. I'm not an alcoholic. But a mickey of 50% vodka and a six pack is enough to get me smashed
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I have been putting half a teaspoon of baking soda per liter of coffee brewed for quite some time.
Few minutes ago I took a sip from the pitcher into which I forgot to add the soda and it was so sour and disgusting
Am I a little bitch or is baking soda a MUST for good coffee?
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>>8903502
I've heard of a tiny bit of salt being put into coffee to make it less bitter but never baking soda.
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>>8903502
You're a little bitch
Coffee is delicious on its own
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Wtf. I feel like this is some meme like making crystals grow from mustard gas.
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The most versatile herb 2017-05-07 01:27:39 Post No.8903250
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Is there any dish that wouldn't benefit from the addition of a little rosemary? I honestly can't think of anything.
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>>8903250
Tiramisu
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>>8903267
Are you sure about that? It could be amazing.
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Water au Plainé de Ice
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I bought a Dragon Fruit, any ideas for what to do with it other than just eat it?
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Cum on it, post pic.
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>>8903092
stand outside your house and see how far you can throw it
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make a potion or something
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How do I cook this?
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>>8902859
serious asking what food does make my nose not runny please
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>>8902859
in a...stew
otherwise, freeze it for 15 mins or so, pop it in your food processor with some fattier cuts or tallow, and then make hamburgers
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Guess I'll just throw it in this pot for an hour? Do I need to add water?
Why don't other fast food places have happy hour where you can get a giant slushie for a dollar?
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>>8902848
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>8902848
>Move to Hawaii for work
>4000 miles from the nearest Sonic
It hurts to live.
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>>8902848
Because only certain places cater to fat useless fucking autists
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>Ruining perfectly good cookie dough by baking it
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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I want to bake really thin cookies, then sandwich two hot cookies around a cold cookie dough center. Has anyone done this before?
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>>8902684
enjoy salmonella, sweatie
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>>8902690
I'd buy the shit out of a spreadable cookie dough sold in jars like peanut butter.
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I feel like an orange crush. What fast food places serve it?
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>>8902612
I fucking hate jimmy jr
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>>8902638
I'm not that guy but fuck Jimmy Jr - he's not even a good dancer and Tina should have picked the proper ballet dancer
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/Calk/ Cheese Addiction General
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Who here Addicted to Cheese?
Someone pointed out to me that cheese has been scientifically found to be addictive, and I realized my weekly diet was actually heavily cheese-saturated. Since then I've been struggling to not fall for the cheese meme and it's legitimately difficult.
H-help lads
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>>8902244
>cheese has been scientifically found to be addictive
This is misleading.
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>>8902244
>tfw have eaten 1lb of cheese every week for most of my life
>tfw I've eaten 1kg in the past 3 days
It's just too good, I can't ever resist it.
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>>8902244
As an alcoholic I found this post to be pretty funny, nice one op, I like it.
You guys got any memes? Post em
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>>8902215
>porters being noticably better than stouts and half the list is IPAs
what a shit version of that meme
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>>8902255
>not tasting the difference between stouts and porters
Lol
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Thoughts?
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I tried it out of curiosity a few weeks ago and I couldn't even taste it. maybe I didn't use enough. Idk it didn't have any ill effects physically. That's a lie made up by the white man.
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>>8902100
It's nice to use because it's a neutral umami/salt flavor. Now a days I just use soy sauce, oyster sauce, lea & perrins, or just chop up anchovies
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msg gets a bad rap cause fat fucks overeat and blame the symptom on the biggest word in the ingredient list. its great to add to stews, broths, or similar dishes in place of salt.
Top to bottom: carnitas and slaw taco, Thai chicken taco, Philly cheesesteak taco.
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Top to bottom: Absolutely fucking disgusting.
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>>8902065
Why?
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>>8902062
And just which hipster joint, in what shithole coastal hipster city, did this overpriced bastardization come from?
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Where do i start with this shit looking cuisine? I want to make a dinner like in the pic, but i don't know the name of the dishes aside from injera and doro wat.
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>>8901948
been to a marocan place recently, supposedly best one around and it kind of sucked
I'll never understand why people go to the trouble of going to a restaurant and then pay out their ass for hummus. fucking homogenic pea paste, pretty much the worst example of poor people cuisine around
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>>8901967
I've made moroccan food and it was awesome, maybe the restaurant was shit or it just isn't for you.
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>>8901948
Do not attempt if you have to substitute ingredients, especially since you seem unfamiliar with the food
This is true of pretty much every international cuisine.
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Is the blueberry a stand alone fruit?
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>>8901765
Fez is a stand alone fruit.
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>>8901765
The blueberry is the best standalone fruit.
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It can't stand alone, it has no feet