find a flaw
>OP posts on 4chan
>>8922770
>not fire sauce
>>8922827
>not diablo
How's fifth grade, Tiger?
>sitting in a quiet restaurant, enjoying my meal
>suddenly an argument between israeli owner and the head chef breaks out in the kitchen
>owner is clearly drunk and is now filling the dining room with half-legible screams of "GET OUUUUT SHEET FIR BRAINS"
>room goes quiet, diners are visibly disturbed
>suddenly owner bursts out of kitchen holding the chef by his collar and yells "TELL THEEEEEM! TELL THEM ALL!"
>chef just stammers out apologies to the guests near him
>owner lets go of chef, walks a few steps to the front door, then collapses, taking a table down with him from an elevated booth
>mfw
>wait staff diverts foot traffic around the unconscious owner's body as everyone leaves
But at least I got a free meal out of it.
>>8922435
Why lie?
>>8922435
PLEASE buffet stories you guys always have the best
>waterless urinal
Everything from this youtube channel is either deep fried, baked in oil, covered with cheese or saturated with sugar.
Where is the 'taste' in that?
Sounds pretty fucking good to me. If you don't like it, why do you watch them? Just to shittpost and complain? Cmon anon.
>>8922409
That's literally taste, anon
>>8922409
We've been conditioned to associate deep-frying, oil-baking, cheese-slathering, and sugar-saturating with taste, and now we're hopelessly addicted. Save yourself, and try to protect future generations from the addictive, salty, and sugary slow death that we chose.
I have recently been getting terribly sick whenever I eat a Doritos product. A couple of hours after I eat some I get extremely painful stomach cramps and diarrhea.
This has never happened to me before but now it happens consistently. It doesn't seem to happen with other corn chips products, only Doritos. What could be the problem?
Is there perhaps a contaminated batch of chips but no one has reported it yet?
>>8922185
Could be pancreatitis.
>>8922185
GMO corn and the other industrial petroleum based chemicals they use in them.
>>8922250
>muh GMO
maybe it's the bits of tinfoil that fall from your hat
What a way to wake up
>>8922154
for me it's the mcmuffin, the best breakfast item on mcd
say what you will about micky Ds but they have some awesome breakfast items
except their shitty eggs. I usually just order without the egg and make one when I get home to put on whatever I ordered
>>8922208
The only reason i would ever get fast food for beeakfast is if im going somewhere and need something on the way.
Why go there just to come home and cook?
Why not get some good sausage and english muffins and make a better sandwich yourself?
>towering 100% beef Big Mac
>crispy tasty french fries
>ice cold refreshing coca-cola
This meal is ~$7 dollars. Can't beat it imo.
>>8921540
I was wondering if I really want to go to my local McDonald to eat there, what should I do /ck/?
>>8921548
McChicken
>>8921548
McChicken
What's the best thing at Costco food court?
I've always wanted to have it but was afraid to go inside because I'm not a member. But I have a delivery there later tonight and will be hungry when I get there so I will finally try it.
the hot turkey prov sandwich
or a slice of supreme pizza
Chicken bake is my guilty pleasure.
I will def get a slice of pizza, that's what I mainly want. Also getting something else random like a chicken bake. How is the brisket sandwich?
Sooo, how does /ck/ like its chili?
Any special ingredients you like to add?
>>8921321
Lurk moar, newfag.
Fucking beans
>>8921324
OK. I just got the cooking fever and hoped to get some quick tips. I'll lurk a bit. Thanks anyhow.
Got around half a kilo of chicken hearts for like $2.
Now what?
throw them in the trash
Chomp em down like grapes. Don't forget to roar as if you were a dragon.
>>8921187
Good fucking question.
What were you thinking?
I have a real weight problem guys. I'm currently weighing in at 315 lbs, and have been steadily gaining weight over the years. One of the main things I struggle with is portion size, and I regularly binge eat.
When I cook I make extra with the intent of making multiple meals, but I end up eating it all in just a few sittings.
I'm going to be doing meal prep for the week, but would it be worth it to look in to buying premade frozen meals to help control portions?
That's gonna be stupid expensive, and if you cannot help but make and eat too much food, what is going to keep you from preparing more packaged frozen meals? You need to find a way to work on your willpower, you can't just outsource it.
>>8920989
no, just eat less, it's not hard.
>>8920989
then don't make extra
what do you think?
I think it tastes OK, but I'd rather have a 1000 calorie+ ben and jerry's
(((Ben & Jerry's)))
http://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2016/why-black-lives-matter
>>8920604
who gives a fuck, its the ice cream we are talking about here
>>8920610
Damnit who left the cuck shed unlocked
Sorry Europe, can't hear you over my freedom.
nice1
>>8920531
it really is quite good, and lower in calories. I'll get tired of it by time I finish this case though
>>8920531
I fucking love this country so much.
Why is the Chipotle Chicken Avocado Melt from panara like the best fast food I have ever fucking had?
I got it one day cause I was getting panara to be healthy (this sandwich isn't healthy) and all their sandwiches looked for faggots but this looked the least gay but I had to drive somewhere and was starving so I figured half sandwich and cheddar broccoli soup. And holy shit and I usually don't like peppers.
Nice blog post faggot.
Never had it, but I love their steak and arugula sandwich. I usually get half that, half chicken Caesar salad. Really good, really filling and right at about 500 calories. I have to say, I'm the type of pretentious contrarian hipster douche that typically shits on large chains, but damn it do I love me some Panara bread.
>>8919917
Get mad faggot
Dear baby corn,
Can you just fuck right off forever?
Sincerely,
Everyone
Why don't you like it?
Are you a manchild?
>>8919131
Its pretty good in asian dishes.
>>8919143
na it's filler
What is the king of steak cuts and why is it the flank?
>saying lumpenprole unironically
>implying communists don't all starve to death
>>8919064
also fuck you ribeyes are great.
they're just fatty and best done to a medium or medium well in order to get the fat to render fully.
medium-rare memelords can't into ribeyes
>>8919089
>medium well ribeye
I can't take you seriously as a person.