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>>8934513
A friend

>>8934513
/ck/ a better board

sour cream and lox on the bread slice with salmon roe and red onion

>>8934425
Thaw it and then cook it

Microwave with a defrost setting

>>8934429
>>8934427
I need idiot-proof instructions. Watch me go.

>microwave for 1 second with defrost setting
>throw frozen chicken breast into fire
>not safe to eat

>>8934410
I will not

>>8934410
gonna pass desu f a m

>>8934410

Nah, but send one over, would you

No, that's a pineapple, not bananas.

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>>8933976

>>8933986

Get hip to our lingo quickly, newfriend.

>>8933948

NYfag here.

Apples, pears and cherries fucking everywhere in the autumn. Spring and summer, berries for days. Blueberry picking with my kids is always fun.

>>8933948
Depending on the season:
>Banana
>Watermelon
>Apples
>Oranges
>Mango
>Star Apple
>Custard Apple
>Random bush berries

>inb4 asian anon

>>8933960

fellow NYfag here

Picking blueberries up on the mountains is one of the comfiest things I've ever done. I've never had berries as good as the wild ones.

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>>8933871
Go jump off a bridge faggot

>boiled hotdogs

what the fuck?

>>8933871
REAL TALK...Jews make the best hot dogs. Both Nathans and Sobrets are leagues better than a shit brand like Ball Park.

You tip after recieving the meal, how the fuck could it be tampered with?

You tip after the food gets there though

>>8933869
>>8933873
after working in the industry a long time, you can tell who will tip and who won't

>>8933724
I've never had it, but always wanted to try. If I find someone I can actually buy them I might take a crack at making it but I have no fucking idea where to come across snail

Nice entree or a snack. The whole extraction is what makes the dish. Snails themselves are okay.

The consistency is disgusting as shit and I would not advise eating it. It's a meme food that tastes like whatever you season em with.

>>8933672
You tried making pancakes with just egg and banana

you forgot the flour and the milk and to add some leavening agent and also you put banana in there

pan was not nice and hot
i've made them before and they actually came out shaped like pancakes. didn't taste like them tho
idk mash the bananas to a fine paste

>>8933627
I literally have no idea whatsoever how it is differentiated from the rest of Mediterranean food

It is running an apartheid state and no one is doing anything about it.

>>8933634
Edgy. If only your mother knew.

By throwing it in the trash

>>8933612
Grilled whole over a wood fire

dat crispy skin, man....

>>8933612
"All right you trout, you get out there and you do your damn best, you hear me? I want one hudnred and ten percent from you out there today! I want you to eat all the bugs and worms you can, but watch out for the ones with hooks in them! I'm talking to you McTrout, watch out for the hooks! Okay, let's get out there and be the best damn trout in the whole lake!"

>>8933583
waffles are way to fucking expensive,
>1 dollar for like a tablespoon of chocolate chips

fuck that

>>8933583
>Is Waffle House the ultimate culinary experience?
Maybe if you're from Wisconsin or Texas or some shit.

>>8933583
>was prepared with love

My ass. I've been to Waffle House a total of 3 times in my life. Each was a different location. Each time my food was served on a dirty plate with dirty silverware, and when I asked for clean silverware the waitress acted like I was asking for some massive favor.

The food is of horrible quality. It's the kind of shit I would expect in a prison cafeteria.

Their tolerance of drunken antics is literally the only thing they have going for them. If you're not hammered out of your mind then there's absolutely zero reason to eat there.

1. America
2. Barbecue

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>>8933530
>salt and vinegar (pringles are the only ones I can get here)
>tomato (almost impossible to find over here and they're always limited edition)
>chakalaka (made by crunchips, immensely more popular than the dish they're based on)

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Let's face it,
Nothing can dethrone prawn cocktail.

>>8933525
depends what you got
if it was a big mac and fries, no reason to worry
if it was three fish sammiches without the sauce, a hamburger without meat and a large coke but with ice instead of coke, the illuminati are after you

>>8933525
If McDonalds started putting anime girls in their advertisements, would you guys go there more often?

>>8933553
What do you mean "if?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_pQZFzAatg

Anything that color of blue is unquestionably a meme

>>8933470

froot loop flavored. They have it at a few places in Madison, WI. Its my go to.

>>8933479
w-what do fruit loops taste like?