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al/ck/ thread, mid week check-in 2017-05-17 10:21:13 Post No.8945682
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al/ck/ thread, mid week check-in Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:21:13 Post No. 8945682 [Report] [View this topic]

what you drunks doing to get through the week

>drinkan to break the
monotony
>doin to compliment the drinkan
>listenan as the soundtrack to your life

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Anonymous 2017-05-17 10:23:30 Post No.8945692
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>>8945682
half assedly studying, drinking Bulleit bourbon on the rocks.

Anonymous 2017-05-17 11:33:53 Post No.8945937
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 11:33:53 Post No.8945937 [Report]

drinkan hipster beer and watchin oz

Anonymous 2017-05-17 11:40:19 Post No.8945969
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Anonymous 2017-05-17 11:40:19 Post No.8945969 [Report]

Pretty sure I'm going through mild acute withdrawl. Can't stop shaking and sweating.

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:09:11 Post No. 8957970 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright kids, I brought a bag of Jolly Ranchers and everybody gets one, what flavor do you want?

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:10:18 Post No.8957972
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>>8957970
Ananas

Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:14:46 Post No.8957985
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Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:14:46 Post No.8957985 [Report]

blue raspberry pls

Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:15:06 Post No.8957988
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Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:15:06 Post No.8957988 [Report]

Lemon

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:23:18 Post No. 8957858 [Report] [View this topic]

Remember me?

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:25:21 Post No.8957866
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>>8957858
I only drink water. Soda is for fatties.

Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:26:54 Post No.8957870
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>>8957866
fpbp and dubs.

Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:31:45 Post No.8957881
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>>8957866
What a special little man you are

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:05:38 Post No. 8957800 [Report] [View this topic]

Time to get schooled in the fine art of dipping. Thanks to the all-new Naked Chicken Chips, you and your taste buds will get a graduate level crash course in both the theory and practicality of just how enlightening dipping can be. So order up some of these crispy triangles of marinated all-white-meat chicken, grab hold of that warm nacho cheese sauce and just go for it… literally rip it and dip it as many times as you’d like because you need to master the material. And before you know it, you’ll be leading the weekly lecture in your favorite Taco Bell restaurant booth, successfully defending your thesis on the benefits of double dipping while rocking a pretty sweet sport coat with leather elbow patches. It could totally happen.

Has anyone tried these?

If not, head on in to your nearest Taco Bell™ today!

https://www.tacobell.com/locations

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:07:34 Post No.8957810
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literally the best chicken nuggets besides chick-fil-a

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Nigga dem nuggets and you know it.

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>>8957810
Boot>Bone>Bell>Ball>Triangle

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2017-05-21 03:59:22 Post No.8957773
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Anonymous 2017-05-21 03:59:22 Post No. 8957773 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else eats their tuna plain?

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:00:09 Post No.8957777
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Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:00:09 Post No.8957777 [Report]

my cat kobe

Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:01:21 Post No.8957782
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>>8957777
No way, my cat Boris too

Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:01:45 Post No.8957785
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Anonymous 2017-05-21 04:01:45 Post No.8957785 [Report]

I EAT IT WITH THE TANGY ZIP OF MIRACLE WHIP

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2017-05-21 03:04:23 Post No.8957607
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Anonymous 2017-05-21 03:04:23 Post No. 8957607 [Report] [View this topic]

Quick!

I'm feelin' spunky tonight... recommend me an alcoholic drink/spirit that goes well with ice cream.

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 03:06:42 Post No.8957617
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Bailey's

Anonymous 2017-05-21 03:07:23 Post No.8957621
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Anonymous 2017-05-21 03:07:23 Post No.8957621 [Report]

spunk

Anonymous 2017-05-21 03:09:08 Post No.8957632
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>>8957607
Honestly...mint julep. It's a little sipper but pairs well with most ice creams.

Anonymous
Meals for bulking 2017-05-21 02:29:37 Post No.8957482
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Meals for bulking Anonymous 2017-05-21 02:29:37 Post No. 8957482 [Report] [View this topic]

Okay /ck/, my brother is bulking because his metabolism is basically eating him alive. He's been severely underweight since we were kids, but it's only recently that it's become clear it's having an adverse effect on his health - mental and physical. In short, he's constantly anxious and uncomfortable because his body believes he's starving.

He's been getting better, but he's having difficulty gaining weight. His stomach is very sensitive and he can't eat much at all. I'll be spending the summer with my family, so I was wondering:

What "dense" meals can I prepare for him to help him gain weight? Things that he won't have to eat much of in order to gain weight.

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 02:35:30 Post No.8957504
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>>8957482

Make smoothies with protein powder, natural peanut butter, full fat milk, seeds, full fat yogurt, flax oil, bananas, oats. Add some other fruit if you want, but this is all you need.

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>>8957482
Biscuits and gravy. Make some dense homemade biscuits that use a lot of butter in the dough, make sausage gravy without draining any fat, and substitute 1/4 of the milk with cream.

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>>8957482

pic related

Also, SS+GOMAD

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 02:12:12 Post No. 8957421 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>be at party
>see glorious cake, ask baker what kind it is
>"oh it's dark chocolate caramel!"
>yee.mp4
>8 year old enters party
>"OH WE SHOULD PUT VANILLA FROSTING ON IT"
>please no
>tfw they go through with it because 8yr old wrath
>cake is ruined

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 02:13:41 Post No.8957425
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>>8957421
Did you hook up and get laid though?

Anonymous 2017-05-21 02:20:48 Post No.8957448
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>>8957421
What kind of parties are you going to with bakers and 8 year olds and cake? grow up man

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>tfw they go through with it because 8yr old wrath
What kind of retarded adults do you know that they would willingly destroy their own food because they didnt want to listen to an 8 year old be an 8 year old?
You smack them upside the fucking head and tell them to go play outside if they're going to be a little shit.

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:34:53 Post No. 8957281 [Report] [View this topic]

For me it is lime milk, the best tasting flavored milk.

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:36:05 Post No.8957285
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>>8957281
What does that taste like? I can't imagine mixing milk and citrus.

Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:36:19 Post No.8957287
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>>8957281
That's not strawberry milk OP.

Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:40:20 Post No.8957297
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>>8957285
Pretty easy to find out, isn't it? Squeeze some citrus into some milk. I imagine lime doesn't result well, but perhaps orange could.

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:22:49 Post No. 8957238 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw just ate a Totinos pizza
>thinking about cooking another one

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:26:49 Post No.8957253
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>>8957238
You should have excepted your gluttony and cooked two. Then inverse them into a pizza sandwich.

Satan 2017-05-21 01:28:13 Post No.8957257
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>>8957238
Do it and post pics so I can climax.

Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:32:01 Post No.8957272
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>>8957253
>excepted

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:15:36 Post No. 8957217 [Report] [View this topic]

>chilling with bf
>snuggling and kissing
>hey i'm hungry
>let's make sammiches!
>bakery bought dark rye
>crunchy rutabaga lettuce
>thinly sliced mesquite turkey meat
>swiss cheese
>spreads yummy sambal on one side
>dijon on the other
>garlic kettle chips he made from scratch
>heavy breathing, this is gonna taste so good
>slicing tomatoes
>he places the top unsliced parts on the sandwich

you motherfucker

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>>8957217

poopy forgot to put & between rutabaga and lettuce

fml

Anonymous 2017-05-21 01:18:34 Post No.8957223
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>>8957217
The only thing you got right were Swiss cheese and Dijon mustard. I've never been more disgusted by two faggots. Not because you're gay, just inept sandwich makers.

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>>8957223

W-where did he go wrong? I mean, I'm angry because he gave me the unsliced tops of the tomatoes but...please b nice anon :C

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:22:38 Post No. 8957004 [Report] [View this topic]

>O'Charleys
When will this place finally die?

>inflated 'rolls'
>portions half the size they used to be

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:28:16 Post No.8957026
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Why did you go if it's so fucking awful?

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>>8957004
>inflated 'rolls'
Oh no their bread has actual yeast in it. what a travesty

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Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:41:23 Post No.8957082 [Report]

Food isn't bad. But it's middle tier claiming top tier. The one concept I liked about their restaurant were the glass walls where you can see what's going on in the kitchen. If they still do that, I haven't been there in a decade.

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