Discuss the jelly bean.
>>8959415
anything other than jelly belly is shit
>>8959424
shit taste, anon. i hope you get earwax instead of cinnamon
Do jelly beans belong in chili?
I'm leaving on Thursday for a small vacation, but my dumbass has 11 eggs.
I was thinking of making an egg salad (with some substitute for mayo) or a quiche.
Do you all have any suggestions to pound through about a dozen eggs?
Picture is unrelated.
Carbonara
>>8959342
Hard boil and whip at local teens
Bout to eat this big ass thing of pasta salad. What you bout to eat?
>>8959087
Peppermints, unleavened wafers and grape juice.
>>8959087
Nothing.
I'll probably get some water in a bit though.
>>8959099
>le water fasting meme
>tastes delicious
>goes perfect with smoothies
>low calorie
>cheap in the summer
>doubles as a drink too
Name a more based fruit
You literally cant
>>8958782
Ananas.
>>8958782
umm watermelon is a vegetable dumbass
>>8958782
grapes basically do the same thing
Check out this baked calamari I created. What do you think? I understand if you are 5 and haven't eaten calamari yet but that doesn't give you the right to post about how 'terrible' calamari is because you haven't tried it; I can't stand idiots with no taste. Hurr durr vegetables are awful.. hurr durr,.... No, they actually have great taste, stay off of the donuts, candy, cake as you grow older and you might actually discover true taste.
U wot mate
>packet of sweet and sour sauce
>jarred bread and butter pickle chips
>half a fucking lemon
>paper plate
the fuck
>>8958502
>honey and birds eye sauce
>dill pickle chips ( you got me there )
If you don't put lemon on calamari you are dumb
a paper plate doesn't change the taste of anything and makes it so I have less dishes,
care to try again?
does anyone else eat mayonnaise on pizza
no.
>>8958407
you should try it
I love mayo, don't get me wrong, but as balanced as you can get a pizza, I can't imagine a good pizza that would benifit by garnishing it with even more fat, that's less flavorful that the original toppings.
Pic related - it's what a good pizza looks like.
Cheese on toast, lads?
>>8958270
Poor 'za is where it's at
Have you tried adding another piece of toast on top of it?
I call it
Toasted cheese
needs a slice of tomato
The mac and cheese in kid's cuisine is the best commercially available
do americans really eat this?
any packaged mac and cheese is garbage
The McChicken really is the best fast food sandwich.
Is there any reason to consume substitute foods such as soy milk or tofu if you have no conditions/allergies or are not a vegetarian?
>>8957946
What? I like tofu, so I eat tofu.
>>8957949
OP means eating it in place of meat or dairy, not in addition.
>>8957959
Oh, sure. I think tofu goes well in a soup instead of chicken or something, for example, because it absorbs the flavors better. But I think it's perfectly reasonable to drink soy or something just because you prefer the flavor.
close your eyes and think of satan
>>8957928
toast the bread and i'm on board bro
trick my mom taught me
>>8957935
your mom is devilish
>>8957928
It's not devilish, its de struggle.
Thoughts on Totinos Party Pizza, the original crisp crust?
I usually eat the "supreme" kind, but does anybody else think they've gotten bigger since they went from round to square? I can never finish an entire one, with one portion going to waste, but when they were round I remember eating the whole thing without getting full easily
Is this food?
>>8957820
Where's the party? Am I invited?
>>8957820
I always make sure to watch this video when eating Party Pizzas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
saddest thing you'll see today
man he old.
>>8957704
I'd still let him top me, Patrick Stewart is bae af
>>8957704
>Pizza
>Knife and Fork
FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES
>>8957727
Belay that order number one!
For now, we sit...and observe
Popular regional cuisine that makes you question your area's judgement.
Southeast Pennsylvania: Tomato pie. It's exactly what it looks like, a near cheese-less pizza served cold.
Every locally-owned restaurant here has at least one completely disgusting potato dish that has no place existing because LMAO IDAHO POTATOES EVERYBODY LOVES POTATOES
>>8957665
I had the misfortune of having to drive through the bottom 1/3 of idaho in the late summer a few years ago. It smelled like rotten onions literally everywhere you went.
>>8957676
yeah that's probably the sugar beet factories.
Smells like a morgue without refrigeration.
whats ur favorite shows/episodes?
>>8957450
Pizza Show, the Las Vegas series with the skater guy, and like 3 other things. It's a constant source of sadness at how garbage they are on the whole. Vice is also just awful too.
Dead set on life with the super fat guy with tattoos everywhere and his sidekick Jackie chan is pretty good. I used to watch fuck that's delicious but it's just cringy now action is a terrible host
>>8957450
>swallowing the negropill Vice Media Group LLC pushes
NOPE
O
P
E
Can't do it. Vice was an edgy magazine that deviated away from mainstream racebaiting tactics, but as a modern periodical, publishes nothing BUT anti-white propaganda.
I created a Facebook profile exclusively to shitpost the comments section of the crap they post. It's that bad.
What are some meals that are too intelligent for the average eater to understand?
>>8957316
>The poorest of poor people food
>Too intelligent
Somebody check the basement, the gimp is loose.
>>8957321
He got to his fedora case we may be in trouble guys
>>8957321
mmmphhblllll