Started a new job where i have to be up at 5am and i get home at 11pm because of this i have been brewing my coffee with enegry drinks problem is it tastes like shit is there a way to make really strong coffee that tastes good
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>>8970459
Yeah just brew it twice. Make it, pour it back into the water chamber and brew it again.
I did this all the time in college.
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Why not just get caffeine from another source?
Maybe toss a caffeine pill before a regular cup of coffee?
Hell just eat pure coffee grounds in a peanut butter sandwich for all I care.
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>>8970481
Do i change the grounds
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>8970138
>has the palate of a child
>chef & restaurateur
Oh my
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>>8970138
It's understandable to not like the taste of something, but he shouldn't be vocal about it if the ingredient enhances the dish.
Just let one of the other judges talk about it.
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>>8970138
The onions.
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Are you going to eat some "qatayef" this ramadan, anon?
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>>8969967
I'll be making pork and beef pirozhki
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>>8969980
that's like super haram, dude.
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>>8969967
Much wish. Break fast with dates, devour foods until eid
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What is the best gas station dog?
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Cowberry's Freshmarket
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I live in a state where we have enough decent food options that buying hotdogs at a gas station doesn't happen
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Cowberry's Freshmarket
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not even meme-ing... do americans really eat this?
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>>8968957
Not even American and I do this. Shits good
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>>8968957
looks like im gonna have to try this and tell you if my american self does
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Dairy is a staple in most of our diets, sure.
But stupid shit like Doritos cupcakes and deep fried Twinikies exist for such a niche audience. One that doesn't mind eating shit for the sake of bragging about having low self esteem and a terrible pallet. These "fries" seemed to be aimed at that demographic, and most Americans would look at them in disgust if we ever saw a fat, breathing sack of shit downing a box of them.
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>I'll have a 'gel with extra salmon schmear, scooped
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Nobody uses a scoop for cream cheese.
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>>8968922
I still don't know, what the fuck is schmear?
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>>8968928
It's a compound word short for "shit smear," using the German word "Scheisse" to replace "shit."
>go out to grab some fast food
>"oh new specials going on! wonder what it will be"
>Hi welcome to Carls Jr. would you like to try our Jalapeno Double cheeseburger
>Ask what is on it
>Jalapenos
>shitracha sauce
>Double pepper jack cheese
>Fuck No! I'm not trying to get an ulcer from you guys
>pull around get my rib burger and explain to the guy that maybe they should do better specials than spicey food and take in to account their clientele
Why the fuck do fast food places always make their specials spicy stuff? Most of us normal humans like to enjoy the food we pay for without burning up our insides.
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Just stop being white.
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>>8968142
This. White people just can't handle spicy food.
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>Didn't give any suggestions to the guy at the window
How are they supposed to know what to make instead? What are you, stupid?
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/ck/ monthly challenge 2017-05-23 07:46:14 Post No.8967094
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Welcome to the /ck/ challenge: Monthly edition: Thread 3, PART 2!
SCORING GUIDELINES
We recommend an 'Iron Chef' style scoring system. This means you, the people of /ck/, will judge each entry individually instead of deciding on what you feel is the "best" dish.
Dishes are scored out of a total 20 points, based on 4 categories (worth a maximum of 5 points each); Presentation, Originality, Appeal and Challenge Goals. You may award 0's if you feel the contestant did not meet your expectations for a category.
-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills
-Originality: Creativity in composing the dish
-Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter
-Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)
The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in appeal.
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Copypasta Scoring Format for Lazymodo
Presentation: /5
Originality: /5
Appeal: /5
Challenge Goals: /5
Total: /20
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The theme for May is SANDWICH. Simple enough, right?
Well, that depends on how simple you want your entry to be. Be creative, go a bit nuts with it, you're too attached to your dignity anyway.
While you're perfectly welcome to make a large spread of food, please make sure there is clearly a SANDWICH because that is what people will be voting on.
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Sorry to jump the gun on you Numbaz / Borneo / whoever is hosting this month.
I saw >>8965082
>23rd is the last day for entries
and figured I'd pull my finger out & do my vertical.
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>>8888437
>2 different bought ciabatta sammiches with 2 dif cutlet on both,(metvurst,gralicham,smokedham,smoked turkey.) onion,paprika,tomato,pickles,lettuce,jalopenos,ramoulade sauce, gouda and creamcheese.
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>>8888443
>Heres my phillycheesesteak attempt
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ITT: post unexplainable food
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>>8964840
The food is almost comprehensible, but the purple burner truly is one of life's mysteries
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>>8964892
>purple burner
It's an artifact from how IR affects image sensors. Older cameras especially. My 2004-era digital camera used to have purple highlights around a lot of bright light sources. Better filters and modern software reduces the effect.
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About to make my millionth batch of cat food 2017-05-23 12:06:30 Post No.8964511
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About to make my millionth batch of cat food
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I use catinfo.org for the recipe. Much cheaper than buying fancy cat food.
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1/3 of the chicken has the bones removed and tossed, 1/2 has the skin removed.
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I bake them all in batches for about 15 minutes to kill the surface bacteria.
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Chicken livers get cooked for about 20 though, because they are a lil too porous to be safe raw-ish.
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>eat an entire fryer chicken in one sitting
>feel hungry again 2 hours later
Why the fuck is losing weight so hard?
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Eat starch, feel fuller, eat less whole chickens.
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>>8970622
starch doesn't satiate.
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It isn't. Just keep yourself busy, you're probably eating out of boredom. Alternatively, drink more water.
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Olive Oil is by far the best cooking oil.
If you prefer using:
>Sesame Oil
>Peanut Oil
>Sunflower Oil
>Canola Oil
>Vegetable Oil
>Avocado Oil
Then you are subhuman
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>>8970378
>inb4 some idiot says "olive oil can't be used for cooking"
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>>8970378
>different oils for different uses
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>>8970378
I only use olive for health reasons only, regardless of how it makes the food taste.
Also,
>no soybean oil
Which pizza (brand, crust, toppings) is the greatest pizza ever made.
I'll start
>Domino's Pizza© large pizza with 5 toppings for $10 deal
>hand tossed crust (gonna try brooklyn style next time)
>alfredo sauce
>double cheese
>pepperoni
>sausage
>mushrooms
>light jalapenos
410 calories per slice but goddamn
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No branded pizza is going to be a 10.
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>>8970233
Or even a 7.
Dominoes is absolute shit.
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>>8970288
no it's not. your dad just didn't like it.
Help me /ck/, this is an emergency. I need to bake a cake today for a friend's birthday (using this recipe https://www.howtocookthat.net/public_html/best-chocolate-cake-ever/ ) but I forgot to buy eggs and the shops are closed.
What can I use as a substitute? I'm desperate at this point, I don't care if the cake doesn't come out perfect, I just need it to not get fucked up and I'll be happy.
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Go and buy eggs?
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>>8970205
I can't, the cake is due tomorrow and all the shops are closed, which I was careful to specify in my post.
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Applesauce
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>eat entire container of spicy pepperettes yesterday
>have the worst gas and fiery shits today
>my anus is on fire
what do i do lads
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pepto bismol and treat this as a lesson you mong
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>>8969996
You learn self control
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>>8969996
A milk enema.