how do i get good at making dough? whenever i try i end up with a mushy goop that needs a shitload of flour to become solid.
my recipe is this:
1 packet yeast mixed into warm water, stirred and left to sit for about 10 minutes
poured into a bowl containing:
2 cups flour
1 tbsp salt
That guy is a neurosurgeon believe it or not.
Weigh all ingredients, including liquids.
>>8987081
how much should they be?
We're at the picnic. Want a plate of your own?
If you don't like burgers, there are hot dogs too.
>>8986897
what have you done to that burger
>>8986941
>not putting everything at the cookout on your burg
shit taste detected
>Chipotle Mexican Grill today announced that it has identified the malware that was responsible for the credit card hack earlier this year.
>Alongside the news, it also released a new tool to help customers check whether the restaurant they visited was involved.
>When pressed by The Verge, Chipotle did not disclose the exact numbers of restaurants affected, but said “most” locations nationwide may have been involved.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/5/26/15701776/chipotle-restaurants-hacked-credit-card-malware
>exe.coli
I liked that.
>eating meme foods
you get what you pay for
Chicken burrito
White rice
Black beans
Pico
Red hot
Lettuce
Cheese
and can you mix it up, please. Thanks
>>8986873
unless you are so dumb you use a debit card this is a non-issue. The bank is on the hook, this is for their risk department to sort out, not card holders
Why can't they be used and why does every cooking show use fresh garlic?
They can't be used? I've never heard such.
>>8986618
What's the difference?
huh?
they are staples in most recipes,
>"I'll have water with a slice of lime"
>>8986589
Shaken or stirred, sir?
>>8986589
if hes a fat fedora tipper he'll have a soda like you. Retard
This meme makes no sense
>>8986596
SPBP
>decent bread with birdseed on the top
>HP Sauce mixed in with the beans
>Grated mature cheddar on top
I've found nirvana
>>8986107
What the Christ is that monstrosity?
>>8986107
>decent bread with birdseed on the top
Heh, I call it bird food bread. It's some good shit.
Is this going to be one of those painful british breakfast foods threads?
What food gives the most aromatic fart? I want to suprise myself with something new. At this point in my life, other than eating and browsing /ck/ I do not find anything that could bring me from this letargy, I weigh 300lbs and taking a shit has become the peak of my day.
Food poisoning. We've evolved to detect the gassy emissions of infectious feces and find them particularly revolting. You want to gross out everyone with your farts, including yourself? Go get yourself some norovirus.
Now fuck off.
>>8985917
>I weigh 300lbs and taking a shit has become the peak of my day.
why the fuck do I keep coming back to shit shithole?
my landlord accused me of eating his meat though it wasn't me but other guests in the house.
I told him I have my own food but it seems he doesn't believe me, what should I say? or just leave it be?
also middle eastern food thread
>>8985913
I don't know what I'm looking at but, it looks delicious
So why do you have access to your landlord's food
Stop living in a third world country I guess
>>8985925
sharing a house and a kitchen, so I guess one could say roommate but he owns the place.
It's just a few months more but I don't want him be pissed with me, some other guest must have eaten his meat.
I just woke up and im eating picrelated for breakfast.
how mad does this make you?
please tell me how buttfrustrated you are now :^)
>>8985240
>yfw Keebler discontinued these before you were old enough to shit in a toilet, and you'll never know how amazing they truly were.
>>8985240
If dubs I'll make a delicious sausage, eggs, fruit, and toast.
If not I'll make a cup of noodles.
>>8985289
so close yet so far away
>'people' who call pizzas 'pies'
>'people' who refer to burgers as 'sandwiches'
Why do they do this?
pizzas ⊂ pies
burgers ⊂ sandwiches
>>8984913
What's the point you're trying to make, OP?
Your pic doesn't appear to be related.
>>8984922
OK I guess I see what you're saying
>>8984925
It isn't really intended to be related
But I sometimes see people when reviewing items from a fast food place say 'so this sandwich cost me' when they bought a burger.
Same thing for pizza delivery, I just hear people refer to them a pies for whatever reason and it doesn't make much sense.
Hi /ck/,
Welcome to /ffg/ Fast Food General. Here any topic relating to fast food can be openly discussed, fast food rankings, new menu items, why the best fast food sandwich is the McChicken, etc.
Fast Food News
>French Fry Power Rankings http://uproxx.com/life/best-fast-food-fries-ranked/
>5Guys Commercial http://abc7.com/food/6-reasons-five-guys-beats-all-other-fast-food-burgers-hands-down/2009393/
>Nuggies are liked by all creatures http://www.cbsnews.com/news/fisherman-catches-bass-with-mcdonalds-mcnugget/
>Taco Bell blitzkrieg http://www.grubstreet.com/2017/05/taco-bell-global-growth-plan-9000-stores-by-2022.html
>/ourgirl/ isn't worried about competition http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/10/wendys-says-mcdonalds-fresh-beef-tests-arent-hurting-its-sales.html
>A wild heretic appears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02r0LvhR5AI
>fast food general
Holy shit, it's been a year since I last come to ck, I thought /ck/ is better then this
Ffg is supposed to be /b/ tier
>>8984522
>metathread 99956
>We need a fast food general thread
>Thread appears
>Holy shit, what is this cancer
This is why 4Chan can't ever recover.
Fuck off SJWs
>Evan vs Jack vs Jim
>you can only pick one
wat do.
>>8983619
>28 stars
>11 stripes
>wat do
Be a fucking AMERICAN. SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING. Fucking call the watch list hotline and report some fucking terrorists.
>>8983619
Given those options I'd go Jim Beam
beam all the way
ITT: We exchange our very worst stories related to sanitation, things we've eaten/seen others eat, customer service, and overall autism.
>>8983543
For me it's the restaurant were they cook the Mc chiken, probably the worst fast food chain
>>8983543
When I worked at mcdonalds, I remember one day this jewish fag I worked with dropped a bunch of frozen fries on the ground near the fry hopper.
The store manager came over, saw all of them on the ground, and told him to clean them up and put them in one of the baskets.
The baskets we use to cook them in.
Now, I didn't stand around and watch (because I myself was working) but the only reason she would say something like that is if she planned on keeping/cooking/serving them.
And there is no way in hell I would ever eat anything that fell on that floor.
I refused to order fries after that at my own McDonalds whenever I came to get something.
>>8983543
>Burger King From Hell.
The BK up the street was vile inside even by BK standards.
It was a BK/Marathon combo with a hallway dividing the two. When the Marathon closed the owners simply erected a flimsy, plywood wall dividing the two. The sealed off Marathon part quickly filled with black mold. And of course the stupid barrier wasn't enough to keep it from being very dangerous to customers and employees alike. The drink machines inside became so fouled they just stopped trying to clean and fix it. Had an OUT OF ORDER sign in the last days.
It was a very busy location as far as drive thru traffic. So much so that the employees stopped giving a shit about cleaning the inside just to take care of the outside customers. Again, even by BK standards the bathrooms were horrors. With urinals literally being the 'Bag of Piss' meme.
Finally the mismanagement. Employees had to make constant, constant supply runs to Wal-Mart simply because they were out of basic shit. One time they even -ran out of fucking buns-. I heard a former employee later talking about just how utterly autistic the manager was as far as having no clue, and I mean NONE how to run and maintain a business. One of those princess types who thought an MBA suddenly means you have business running super powers.
Finally the Gods had had enough. That mold I mentioned worked it's way into the ceiling and the whole ceiling collapsed one day. The Burger King shuttered forever, sealing whatever unwashed horrors remained inside.
What's your food that stops you from losing weight because you keep eating it?
Pork rinds for me.
>>8983378
I'm so happy my tax dollars won't fund his healthcare.
>>8983381
You can go fuck yourself.
>>8983378
Saw a video yesterday or something where he said he was approved for a gastric bypass or some shit whatever it's called.
how to xook sunny side up eggs just learning how to cook
>>8982239
cook
Is this a question or are you going to teach us?
>>8982257
question