Do other jails in the world make their inmates eat garbage like this or is it purely another American innovation?
Any former inmates here wanna talk about the shit they ate and bought from commissary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AN1VkClpc8
>>9008320
They don't make you eat spread. You eat it because it's a change from the normal garbage
>>9008320
I would try it seems pretty good desu.
The jails guys seemed super chill too.
>>9008320
>top ramen pack
>add water to pack
>wait for some time
>eat it
Why does everyone on /ck/ hate seasoning their food so much? Does everyone here just have zero taste buds or what?
>>9002667
I like how the actual ingredients taste.
>>9002667
If you cook things right and don't have the palate of a child, you don't need to rely on seasonings.
>>9002667
Pretentious bullshit.
Why are fat people so dumb? It's so easy to lose weight - yet they still manage to fuck everything up. Have they no concept of calories? I just caught my resident fat fuck chowing down on pic related - a "healthy snack"
Seriously, how stupid are they?
>>8998549
Most people are pretty ignorant but corn is healthier than potato chips at least.
It's not even that bad for them anon. At least they are trying even though you are being such a bastard about it
>>8998568
Enjoy your carcinogenic glyphosphate byproducts from Roundup. Your oncologist will love you for it.
>want steak
>no grill
>>9017440
Buy a cast iron pan
fry it in a pan dumb dumb
>>9017440
You have an oven? With a broiler? You're all set.
Rate my food
>>9017014
It goes good with your $5 shoes
>>9017084
Rude tb h
>>9017014
Your food looks like shit and your carpet sucks.
0.5/10
I cooked oatmeal and this has been the result for three weeks now. Sat in hot water and boiled for half that still no change. How do I get my kitchenware back to normal.
And as always watch for the spoof.
>>9016997
Congrats, you gave birth to something alive
Are you starting a food gore thread ?
Nigga your not supposed to boil the oats in the pot your supposed to just add hot water to oats that are in a bowl so they can reconstitute
you're fucked
throw it away and buy a new one
Is beans and rice the cheapest most acceptable meal for poverty? If not what is?
>rice
don't eat rice. eat bread instead. wheat >rice
Depends where you live. Google "complete proteins".
beans and rice is what poor people eat if they're not mentally retarded
what's for lunch /ck/?
<<brats and a stray mystery sausage i found in the freezer
>>9016171
Same but jimmy johns
>>9016171
>it's a tripfag doesn't have a job thread
Why am I not surprised
Where do you buy those sport peppers? What brand is it?
Behold the epitome of culinary integrity.
recipe?
>>9016128
cucumber
Shitty white bread
put the cucumber into the bread sticking out of the crust a bit
Cut the crust off making sure bread is perfect square, then cut into 4 to 6 even isosceles triangles
>>9016122
Deserves to be thrown into the ocean tbqf
First time I've ever made steak. How did I do, /ck/?
>>9015930
don't be afraid of seasoning that steak or those potatoes next time, white boy. Salt and pepper at least.
IT'S RAW
>>9015930
bad
How do I make nip rice? I want it to taste as authentic as possible.
>>9015751
Like Japanese rice? Buy decent short- or medium-grain rice. Wash it three times. Soak it for at least 20 minutes. There you go.
Do you mean sushi rice?
>>9015775
Japanese. Hibachi style.
Sake and dashi
Anyone use massdrop lately? They've started selling kitchen appliances and other cooking related wares. Seems like a pretty good deal for this 1.9qt sauce pan.
Is this some chinese knock off, or do they just take 6 months to ship it or something? Is it too good to be true?
I need to decide quickly as only 5 remain and 17 hours left on the drop.
>>9015597
check the archives, just had a 200 post thread
>>9015610
That's where i found the link to this desu. No one mentioned shit about it though, i read the whole thread.
>>9015617
It's real
It's the 150 line which isn't the best
Smaller pans, it's fine
Larger, you want 2.5mm or don't bother
Anyone else a sucker for and desserts peanutbutter related?.
>>9015550
yes
>>9015550
My Mema makes a beautiful peanut butter pie. The trick is, there is almost no peanut butter.
You take peanut butter and confectioners sugar and you make little tiny balls of peanut butter. Put it in the crust. Then fill with a custard (just a normal one), then top with merangue, top again with. A few little peanut butter balls (again these things are tiny like quarter a size of a peppercorn).finally chill for 24hr in the fridge.
>>9015601
why would you only use a little peanut butter when it's a peanut butter pie?.
Ok, so some of you ignorant kids told me this was disgusting and so I ventured to my nearest place and got some
Holy shit this is delicious, why do you have some poor taste? I don't even like pickles and this was PHENOMENAL, I nearly filled up on them before getting my meal
>>9015542
same I avoid pickles on burgers and stuff but fried pickles are amazing
>>9015542
I eat tons of pickles straight out of the jar as is. If you give me fried pickles I would have a heart attack or an ulcer.
Whoever told you that they were disgusting has almost certainly never had them. Your gut reaction is that they're disgusting but I've never met someone who's tried them that didn't like them.
When did Iceland suddenly up their game?
I always thought it was pleb tier?
No anon. Iceland is green and Greenland is covered in ice. It's confusing. A few beef producing countries recently changed their export laws also making it legal to export raw and processed meats out of country to other places where they couldn't before. That could be part of it. No clue though.
wagyu doesn't mean anything
its a fake a label as organic or natural
>>9015164
>babby's first transatlantic stopover
Also known as, an American discovers people outside America don't live in mud huts, sometimes even have a higher standard of living