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>>9017080
>owner tries to help with emergency prep
>fucks it all up and we have to waste 1000$ worth of protein

Kiss that ass if you ever want to move up in the world.

>>9017080
You mean your boss walks into the kitchen. Now get back to work wageslave

>>9016962
Don't cook rice without a lid unless you want a shitty unevenly cooked shitty pile of rice
If anything find a chinois and steam your rice over boiling water on your pot, covering the setup with a damp towel to trap the steam

>>9016962
I cook my rice "the african way" as we say here.
> Boil water
> Put rice
> Wait 10 minutes
> Drain rice with a sieve

No lid. And acceptable rice (I use basmati). You can mock me but it works

>>9016962
>But I dont have a lid.

You don't have tinfoail?

Hopelessness

>>9016637
Foop make poop

>>9016637
Sadness when you realize the patties aren't actually that size

What even is that? I see rice and golden sparkles.

Add spice.

>>9016614
Your phone doesn't have a camera? What is this 2005?

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Root beer is the worst soda flavour

3/10 wouldnt eat again

>gone nutty died for this
I want to do genocidal kinds of things to kelloggs' focus groups

>>9015993
Most cheap steaks suck. Best of the bunch is probably the flatiron.

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just experiment
buy what looks good for the price at whatever place you're shopping at

fry it up with some butter salt and garlic without overcooking it and i'm sure you or whoever you're serving won't regret it

Have a nice day anon.

>>9015993
>cheap but impressive

There aren't any. Best thing you can do is go to your butcher or supermarket and look at the steaks you see. You might get lucky and find a lower graded steak that happens to have really nice marbling, or find something on sale.

Use an oven.

>>9015320
Start with foccacias then slowly move toward more complex recipes. Even if your skills aren't all there yet the foccacia toppings will still make a tasty bread.

Plenty of good videos on youtube to get you started, good luck!

>>9015329
Come on dude let's not be dicks

>>9015329
This
Unless you know exactly what you're doing, making bread on the stovetop or in a sous-vide machine will produce less consistent results. I am partial to sous-vide myself, because the shape of the bag helps the loaves naturally form up as they bake at a constant 135 F, but that's a bit much for a bread journeyman like you to handle just yet.

>>9014847
Cheese pizza is for children

>>9014870
cheese pizza IS children

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>>9014876
lol pic related

Dominos has some drizzle thing? Thought that was pizza hut...

>>9014386
Blend it up with coconut cream, pineapple juice, and some purred bananas.

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>>9014386
>De Gay
In all seriousness, just put it in a Glencairn and enjoy your sugarcane whiskey. If it needs to be in a cocktail or on the rocks to drink it, it's not worth buying.

>>9014386
put it in your coffee and then keep drinking and then miss work

>>9014021
you mean toast larvae

>>9014021
Yes. You are going to die.

>>9014021
me too haha

You've been receiving crystal treatments, OP?

>>9012378
Are those homemade brats? They look much better quality than you can buy.

convenient and portable.

Americans work jobs. Lazy europoors wouldn't understand

I swear I wish I could become a fucking mod and ban all this stupid ass shit

>>9012344
>convenient and portable.
>
>Americans work jobs. Lazy europoors wouldn't understand
>>9012344
>I swear I wish I could become a fucking mod and ban all this stupid ass shit
Why are Americans so defensive?

>>9011779
Also the pic is unrelated.

>>9011781
its clearly related

No it's fine. It gives the taste of umami it's just a type of salt

It must be so fun being a retarded nigger. I bet he was just loitering with his pack and they wanted to fuck with someone so they picked the hunched over, shuffling, greasy autist and told him to do something totally ridiculous and the mad man just went and bought a whole chicken.

>>9010655
Well I suppose that is one way to look at it. Got any tips for cooking a whole chicken?

>>9010658
Do you seriously not know how to roast a fucking chicken? Rub whole bird down with oil and generously season with coarse salt and roast in a big stainless pan in a 425-450 oven for 45-60 minutes. Use the fond and drippings in the leftover as a base for a sauce flavored with some lemon/white wine and fresh herbs like thyme and tarragon while the chicken rests.

There you go. Fucking chicken.

>>9010389
Weeb faggot

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Casu marzu.

Manchego claimed.