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Last year's 7-Eleven summer promo was questionable...Slurpee-flavored doughnuts. :P But this year I think they scored a hit with these so-called "ultimate straws" for 99 cents. Yeah, I had to get a couple even though they're just plastic tubes. I got them for the amusement value. I'm a tool. And no, I don't work for 7-Eleven. Which is too bad, because every 7-Eleven always has one hot chick working behind the counter that you just wanna bang.
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>>9047128
>six million six hundred and thirty one thousand one hundred and forty pixels of blurry shit
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>>9047128
This is advanced autism. Could 7-11 really not afford anyone better.
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What do you guys think of Arbys establishments? Do you eat it? What do you order? Thoughts?
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curly fries are god tier
avoid the roast beef
get the french dip or the reuben
pork belly or the lamb gyro if they're available
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>>9047126
>pork belly
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>>9047126
>avoid the roast beef
Disagree, few meals are as comfy for me as a medium roast beef sandwich with lots of barbecue and horseradish sauce and a side of curly fries. There's something classic about the simplicity. I have a lot of positive memories associated with the taste though.
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So we can all agree that Waffle House is by far the comfiest chain restaurant, right?
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>>9046848
no, we can't
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>>9046852
The fake antique crap on their walls makes me seethe with anger.
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>>9046857
>Actually getting angry about shitty restaurant decorations
Lmao, what a faggot, you should have some real problems in your life.
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https://www.strawpoll.me/13182208
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Literally not even a contest.
Shitty bagel bites vs patrician pizza rolls? Come on kid.
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>>9046666
Where's the neither option
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>>9046666
Fat autists vs. fat autists
I lived in Germany when I was a little kid. One thing that sticks in my memory really well is going to a wild boar roast. They had a whole wild boar on a spit over a wood fire, and the smell is still with me to this day. It was incredible, even for a kid as picky as I was.
Can anyone tell me what kind of seasonings would be used in something like that? Would it be basically just salt, pepper, and paprika?
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>>9046659
I don't know about Germany, but in the Southeast USA we usually season our hogs with chili powder, paprika, garlic, salt, pepper, brown sugar, and apple vinegar. Everyone has their own variations of course, but I think these are fairly standard ingredients.
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>>9046659
That is haram. Germany does not deal with pork anymore. This is our land and our culture.
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>>9046659
You need to prep it like a turkey, rub salt all over the day before and let it rest in fridge. It takes 5-6 hours to roast
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Coffee substitutes are nice when you want a coffee-like experience without the caffeine, what's your favourite?
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>>9046603
it's called decaf what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>9046743
Decaf still contains caffeine though, enough that it could make sleeping difficult. Caf-Lib and things like it aren't actually coffee, so they contain zero caffeine.
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>>9046743
Can you not even read? That's not coffee, it's a drink made from chicory.
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rate my slice
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>>9046526
there's two slices there retard\o how are we supposed to know which one to rate
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>>9046526
2/10 on a plate that is long overdue to be thrown away and replaced.
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>>9046529
the one on the left then i just ate the one on the right
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Blubber nuggets, I kind of want to try them. I suspect battered and fried whale blubber would be the consistency of tire rubber though.
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>>9046415
Cartoon food belongs on /co/
Bye.
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>>9046415
Plain blubber is actually a very energy dense snack eaten in the cold northern climates by natives
It'd probably be a lot worse fried though
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>>9046416
Weird, you would think it could belong equally on either board. Oh well. Mods do what you will.
>>9046420
I remember seeing Karl Pilkington eat some on TV, seems like possibly the worst animal product to fry, which is kind of the joke FOP was making. Still, I want to try it just so I can say I have.
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Hello folks. So here's the deal, I have some brats that need cooking. I don't have a grill or anything but I figured the oven would work. Before I do that does anyone have a better way of cooking them?
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>>9045704
broiling them works well
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let me guess, you left them sitting in the car, didn't you
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>Knorr® stock pot
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>>9045601
The Knorr™ stock pot is his greatest contribution to modern cuisine.
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>Marco-Pierre-White-Net-Worth.jpg
What about his net worth?
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>>9045626
IDK man, it was just the title of the image from the 2016 thread I copied verbatim
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>finish grueling day of work
>didn't have breakfast so head to pub for a pint and some food
>walk in to a pub inhabited by polish builders and ww1 vets
>go to bartender to order
>she's talking to a qt waitress so stand around awkwardly
>realise I can't order without telling her which table number
>walk to random table, read the number and return back to wait awkwardly
>bartender notices me and asks what I'd like
>they have some special offer on steak so order a medium rare sirloin
>walk to the table I read the number from
>qt waitress is cleaning it
>sit down awkwardly couple of seats away
>she finishes cleaning and walks away so shuffle over to my table
>waiter arrives with a knife that might as well be a lumber saw
>tfw 8oz looks smaller than I expected, surrounded with peas, chips and a tomato
>poke steak with fork
>encounteringheavyresistance.jpg
>so this is what the saw was for
>use it to slice this fucker
>was applying a lot of pressure
>as the final sawstroke cuts the steak the jolt knocks about 20 peas off the plate
>silently pick them up and put them back in plate while nearby qt waitress wasn't looking
>pic related inside steak
>eat this shit that was the texture of a basketball
>no salt, no salt on anything on the entire plate
>autistically shuffle to get some
>knock peas off again with next sawstroke
>feel shitty after every bite
>kick as many of the peas that fell on the floor under the table hoping no one sees
>leave
>TFW this was seven quid
At least the pint was nice, r-right guys?
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What's it like to be such an awkward, autistic fucker?
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>>9045593
What the fuck's a quid?
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>>9045593
did you legit expect Spoons food to be reasonably priced and edible? You're a fucking moron
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It's Taco Tuesday! What kind of tacos do you like? I prefer fish tacos because I rather my food not have hooves.
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>no hooves
Pleb.
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Tacos al pastor, every time.
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>>9045507
>haha taco tuesday! amirite reddit? XDD
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What are you having for breakfast, /ck/? Pic related.
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Greek yoghurt with honey
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>>9045525
>sour cream with sugar
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>>9045534
Sure if you think greek yoghurt and sour cream are interchangable, go wild with your Sour Cream & Sugar breakfast.
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Cucumber
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Salami.
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Hotdog
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Salted celery sticks
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>culinary school
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dumb frog poster
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>le ebin Reddit frog.
No (you) for you.
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>>9045302
Don't most chefs only earn like $40,000?
There's no depth to cooking, so why would you go to school for it? Or am I on mount stupid? Do they teach about restaurant logistics there? Otherwise it seems like a waste of time. I haven't been able to find anything difficult to cook, and I've been looking for years,