Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 786. page

>>9044927
by politely telling them you don't drink over and over and over and over again

if you can't handle that, you can pose as/actually be a designated driver, you won't have to drive them all home b/c uber exists now

Maybe just have a drink you enormous faggot or don't go, or go and just have water. No matter your decision you are still a gigantic faggot and everyone you work with thinks so too.

>>9044927
tell them you have to go to the mosque

>no unlimited breadsticks
>no complimentary crab legs

>don't get to choose your own table
>crying baby in the restaurant

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pool of liquid on the bottom of your plate.

You're on minimum wage, just let those cars line up.

Get gud.
Seriously, you just need to do it a whole bunch till you don't have to think about it, you just do it.

Lmao my challenges are more interesting than this shit

Stay poor

how

They are just cooking the whites into a cylindrical shape, pouring yolks in and cooking again.

>>9043433
How do birds fly? Why is the sky blue? Just accept it.

I'm more of a nescafe guy. Tastes just as good as fresh.

it's the return of the cringe op

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>>9036990
>What memes have you fallen for today, anon?
This,
pic related

From a /biz/ standpoint, another great day to be an amazon shareholder. They just shitfisted another entire market sector while their largest competitor (wal-mart) just announced some retarded deal to acquire a company nobody cares about.

Buy amazon stock today, don't look at it for 10 years, and then enjoy your retirement.

>>9057096
Amazon has always been nice to me, I'm ok with this.

>>9057096
As a Whole Foods employee I am actually kind of excited about this. The company as is has no idea how to manage their stores properly. Even though Amazon has little experience with the brick-and-mortar, anything would be better than what we have now.

I wish they would've kicked that fuckwad Mackey to the curb, but alas. I'm sure he won't last much longer.

>/ck/ told me not to put salt in pasta water
this has never happened you tendon rotten liar of a greasy fat fuck

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>>9056717
>pasta professional
>uses cheap barilla "pasta"

>>9056722
how fucking new are you? literally everything everyone ever talks about in pasta threads is how you never put oil and/or salt into the water before cooking it.

>EXPOSED BY A MICHELIN STAR CHEF, *RETARDS*

>>9052382
Several times but it's normally at my place.

Are there virgins on this board? It seems to me /ck/ is the board with the most life success.

>>9052419

If you ignore the army of suicidal alcoholics, sure.

>>9052139
H2O

>>9052139
breakfast beer followed by liquor lunch
you are a fucking pussy

>>9052180
That's for before bed

Literally all you have to do is crush their brains. This isn't difficult.

>killing animals that are alive
you fucking white males are pure evil

>>9051665
Well it's better than killing humans that are alive.

I mean we do it too but with nukes and shit because we're not mentally handicapped.

You're my idol.

You're an unfunny idiot.

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nummy

>>9050276
It's always been acceptable behaviour in developed nations that have a heritage.

>>9050276
>t. Jamal Monkey-Fingers

>>9050276
it is unacceptable, report him at once

I'm so fucking hungry because of your post.

The german

Finland

maybe if it stopped being like $1000/oz or whatever it is

I'm excited. Once lab grown meat is more commercially available, you can bet your lab grown ass that it'll be cheaper than regular meat. I don't care how bad red meat is for me, I'll be eating like a king.

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>>9047066
>tfw you may live to see the day lab meat becomes cheap and scientists engineer hybrid meats like chicke-pork or turducken that become commercially available

>>9045324
I used to do simple sandwiches for my parents in the morning on the weekend.
I also was baking some muffins, but now I don't even remember how the fuck one makes them. That shit was like 25+ years ago.

Gordon Ramsay Fondant potatoes

They weren't very good.

First proper meal I learned how to make was carbonara

>Hula Hoops covered in ketchup, baked till they were kinda burnt

>microwaved tomatoes will they were literal mush spread on crackers