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Try eating a dick

>>9060481
>keto

Starving

Cook wild rice in stock. Stir fry quinoa. Lentil soup with a bit of bacon.

>>9060106
Flavor it with the same plants that make other stuff taste good?

>>9060106
Use spices and butter or even cook rice with yogurt. Just look up flavored rice recipies and you can probably apply those to any kind of rice like dish.

Op, you have nudes of that semen demon, right?

In the yogurt thread I mentioned I dated a chick in HS that used to douche with yogurt and rose water, you look like her except with bigger tits and you don't have red hair.

>>9060053
she must have some serious backpain from holding those puppies up all day.

I love getting stuff in the mail, but none of them are worth it unless you have some completely disposable income.

I've gone through a few (I don't know, check the past 5 years of archives), and while there was some good stuff, you were ultimately paying shipping from Japan, plus paying the weeb who puts the boxes together, and the end result Really doesn't justify the price, even when you got "exclusive, only found in Japan edition" candy that tastes just like everything else you've tried from them.

>>9060051
I was just htinkin about a one month deal though
I just want one box to see how it is, sort of like a surprise to myself

>>9060055

Try it, then.

I think I always did smaller, more niche services, so JC will probably be really hit or miss if you only get one month.

>>9059649
Mug of water
45 seconds in the microwave
1 carefully eyeballed half-spoon of instant folgers

Freshly ground, black

Morning: small cup of black coffee, burr ground fresh, single origin, either moka pot or drip, depending on how much time I have to fuck around

Evening: Cafe au lait

Alcohol is a drink. It only gets you drunk if you drink it. Eating it is fine.

you some kind of a fucking retard, pal?

>>9059527
>>9059529
>buthurt drunkards

>>9059506
Start with fish and chips, tuna salad, and salmon burgers.

>>9059518

One thing that bothers me is the expensive investment of ordering something seafoody at a restauraunt. Would you recommend Long John Silvers for instance?

>>9059506
Look up recipes for fish on the bnq/charcoal grill and try the one that sounds the best to you. There are tons of sauces or marinades you can glaze your fish with, just pick one that's appetizing

CHEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9059459
Supposedly in Ireland and Iceland they eat something called dulse

>>9059459
It generally stinks when you find the shit in the wild.

>>9059396
Formeldehyde.

It's a buttload of their low grade malt

Why do you guys drink that garbage? The big bottles of normal macro beer don't cost much more.

>>9059070
4U

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>>9059070
You can go on with life never trying it and it wouldn't make a difference if you had. Except ur understanding of how pretentious and fake hipster faggots are has grown

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>>9059070
its okay, i don't understand the whole circle jerk over it. its not the best sauce in the world.

>>9058945
I just get a spoon and eat it straight. Makes my tongue numb.

Otherwise add it to noodles or rice or vegeysbles or whatever lol.

stir fry meat/veg in it and eat over rice wala

What is it?

>>9058612
How is a Charizard supposed to fit inside of that?

>>9058612
yea absolutely

>>9058620
a popular food since the 70's now seeing wide spread exposure, totally a meme.

>>9058612
I don't know OP, why don't you go try one and see if you enjoy it.

>rub garlic fingers on stainless steel
>they don't smell like garlic anymore

great thread

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>chop and de-seed peppers
>go to pee
>mfw
WHY OH WHY DIDNT I WEAR GLOVES

>>9058507
rotten? no. getting close to past usable though. store it with the core to prevent oxidization.

>>9058507
Keep the half with the Stone in next time, og just Eat both.

>>9058507
Next time you store unused avocado, lightly coat it with lime or lemon juice. Citric acid prevents it from oxidizing.

> Finding just the right rice and vinegar to prepare can't be that hard it takes years to master.

nigga you just /thred your own thread. see ya in the archive.

Michelin stars are just some Tire Jew trying to make people drive more. They're worthless to anyone not retarded.

>>9058519
while that was true during the conception of michelin stars, i don't really think that holds true now.