Well?
Which one do you eat first?
Run the scooper horizontally and get all three mixed, obviously.
>>9060868
Dump this shit and get real ice-cream dude yhy
Cut the pink tumor out with a half inch margin of tainted vanilla, being careful to not allow the tumor to contaminate the healthy sections. Dispose of tumor properly. Place the healthy portion in a new container. Taste carefully; if there is even a scent of strawberry, the entire unit has been compromised and must be destroyed.
You must choose one of these beers as your only source of alcohol for the rest of your life.
>>9060819
high life in a bottle
>>9060819
Yuengling is the only one that doesn't taste like complete piss. But fuck you for making me choose from a bunch of macros.
I don't drink, but Yuengling so I can make Star Wars puns.
This is called an egg and cheese sandwich.
>oh no, its someone that made a sandwich that wasn't a mcchicken, I better put on my shitposting trousers
Post your breakfast.
Bonus points for reddit spacing and generally gratuitous negative space usage.
>>9060657
OP is a fag that can't just make a thread like a normal person.
>>9060666
>normal
"Normies"
"reeeee"
>>9060657
Joke's on you, I already had my shit posting trousers on
Is cake the pinnacle of food?
>>9059469
can't imagine ever eating something like this or even having any desire to do so
That cake looks seriously dry. Especially on the left.
>>9059796
With that being said, just how the hell is one expected to enjoy this culinary calamity without getting shit everywhere?
I've always been partial to the potato tornado.
>>9058808
With fire.
>>9058808
Skewer some potato chips and call it a day because nobody is going to be impressed by your ridiculous potato-on-the-cob.
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
How does /ck/ make tea?
I've lately started using a meat thermometer to get my water to 180°F for green and white teas, and I let it boil for black and most herbal teas. My green and white teas taste much better with the cooler hot water.
Is it worth getting loose leaf?
>>9057781
I boil water, put loose Chinese green tea (I like 龙井茶 but otherwise jasmine or whatever I can find) in my thermos, and put the water in the thermos. I drink pour it in a separate cup throughout the day. I can refill the thermos and the water reinfuses.
175° is better for green
>>9057781
>How does /ck/ make tea?
I don't.
I'm attempting to make my first batch of kombucha. Is anyone familiar with the process? I've been researching it a bit and am in the process of growing my first scoby. The initial process seems simple enough. What I'm trying to figure out is the flavoring part. Anyone have experience making this? Any advice is greatly appreciated!
>>9055052
fuck off back to SoHa, faggot
Doesn't this stuff like kill people or something when they do it incorrectly?
>>9055052
First of all, why.... 'Yes, a mushroom brew surely will be..'..
Tried this for the first time ever the other day when I couldn't find Sierra Nevada Kellerweis at the store.
Kinda watery IMO but overall pretty decent.
Kellerweis is up there with the big German hefes imo. Paulaner is really solid, but doesn't stand out too much among other stuff from Germany like weihenstephoner
Reminder that no one actually likes beer and "acquired taste" is a form of Stockholm syndrome
>>9051177
that's definitely the case with nu-male libshit IPA hipster millenials
Hmm. I tried something new.
Made some bread dough.
>290 g of flour (2 cups and like 1/4)
>230ml(1 cup) of water
>2 table spoons of olive oil
>some salt
>table spoon of sugar
>packet of dry yeast
mixed little bit, 30 minutes of autolyse
Here is where I changed things up. instead of letting it rise for an hour or 2, kneading and letting it rise in the breadpan before baking,
I let it rise slowly in the fridge for 8 hours.
I took it out 30 minutes ago, kneaded it again, shaped it and put into a breadpan. But it's regaining volume at a slooow pace, probably looking at 1-1.5 hour of rising to get it to the size I want it to be to put it in the oven. Is this okay or did I goof?
>>9065635
Y'all going to regret not answering me when my shitty bread comes out awesome and stuff..
you don't need oil in bread.
1 cup water for 3 cups of flour is about right, so you need 3/4 cup more flour.
don't need sugar either.
>>9065635
>Is this okay or did I goof?
I don't know, let us know how it comes out and it will be a learning experience.
Do you like plain okra or is the okra snot too off putting?
>>9065477
I like it fried but I've honestly never tried it raw. Gotta put that in my bucket list.
I've never had it plain. I've it pickled and deep fried. I'll eat it, but the texture really isn't very good.
I'll eat plain steamed okra but I'd prefer it in something like a stew.
Anyone already tried fasting for few days in a row?
I want to experience how this feels, mentally and physically.
Apparently, the hunger sensation deasappear after 2 days, and a sensation of "lightness" comes in.
Obviously it's a testing and tiresome thing to do. I'm aware that I'll have to sleep most of the time during the process.
I'm planning to do this during my holidays (in a month), and not getting out of my house.
I'll only drink water, orange juice and maybe some lemon juice to purge my liver and waists.
No physical activities at all.
My goal is to reach between 7 and 10 days of fasting. I got 1 month of holidays so I'll got time to get over this afterwards.
One detail in my case : I'm already very thin (53kg / 114 lbs). I'm 27 y.o.
Moreover, I don't drink alcohol, I don't take medications, I don't smoke, and I don't do drugs at all.
Thanks to share your experiences and recommendations.
>>9064052
When I stopped drinking I didn't eat for several days.
Had more energy than I thought I would, you're right about the hunger disappearing after a day or two.
When you eat again, start with something like soup and some lightly buttered toast, don't eat anything too heavy as it will sit in your gut and make you feel queasy.
>>9064061
Yeah one time I didn't eat for 2 days. Then I ate like a pig for some stupid reason and I was sick for 10 hours (I barely couldn't get over my bed).
>>9064052
But why?
i've only had taco bell like twice when I was 9 years old and probably just got chicken and cheese on taco shells
15 years later i have decided i must go try it again
what do i get, /ck/?
>>9063484
Diarrea you pussy ass white boi
>>9063489
already have that
currently going thru a UC flare-up
shit sucks man
Naked chips
Doritos tacos
Cheesy potato burrito or beefy nacho griller
For drink Mountain dew spiked lemonade freeze
Has anyone tried those new Oreo Candy Bars? Are they any good?
Yup
>>9063463
Do you like Oreo?
If yes, you will like these.
If no, you will not like these.
>>9063463
Too damn sweet.
A pizza is a sandwich
>>9063003
I don't know art, but I know what I like.
is this thread legal?!
>>9063003
sandwich has two breads a pizza has one
I asked you yesterday and took some advice.
Is my breakfast any better now?
I tried my best with the presentation
Looks like shit. Arrange it better next time.
dat cheese? don't eat that.
>>9062300
No, you just use your imagination or photoshop to arrange it
My pic is artistic as arthritis
You probably dont get the vibe