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What should I make for breakfast?
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>>9076218
pizza
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>>9076218
pizza
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>>9076218
Pizza
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If you were served this, what would you think? Does it look tasty?
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Looks like what they'd have at a white church pot luck.
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I'd wonder why they'd use such an austere serving platter for such a shit meal.
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Looks British
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For me, it's 肉脞面, the best noodle in the world.
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Real Chinese food is awesome. Too bad Americanized Chinese is dog food.
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你曾经去中国吃那个菜吗
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Nah, #¥# is better. Jap-a-need them noodles
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>that first picante beef of the day
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>>9075764
How can you eat this? Tastes of garbage
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>>9075769
picante garbage tho
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>>9075764
Top tier top ramen... Nice choice op
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>had to grind up my old fashioned oats into a powder to be able to put them in protein shakes without causing loose shits or diarrhea
IS THIS NORMAL TO HAVE TO DO FOR OATS CK?
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>>9075728
>causing loose shits or diarrhea
anon thats not supposed to happen it could be colon cancer
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>>9075728
so you were swallowing whole oats, and expecting not to have gi issues?
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For me, it is an oatburger
I don't get it, isn't Pringles actually disrespecting m*slims here??
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I really wish Reddit would leave
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G*d damnit
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>>9075713
I'ts a Rmadan Bomb-A-Thon!
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My birthday is coming up and my gf will bake a birthday cake of my choice. Thing is, I'm not super creative and can't come up with anything that is more special than a regular cake. I was thinking maybe a chocolate & hazelnut or pistachio one, or maybe even a carrot cake-esque one.
Any birthday cake ideas, inspos, etc?
Also general cake thread
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Rum cakes are god-tier. 2nd choice of mine is banana cheesecake with rum sauce. I just love rum in desserts.
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>>9075675
tell her to fuck off and order this instead
https://www.ladym.com/items/lg-signature-mille-crepes
youll come back to thank me anon
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>>9075675
tres leches
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What's the biggest bill you've ever had yourself or witnessed spent on a meal?
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I once ordered around 350~ pizzas for a summer camp. Worked out to like $2.50 per pizza.
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>>9075181
From a delivery place or frozen?
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>>9075213
it's digiorno lol xD
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During the yugoslav wars in bosnia, my step dad was a cook in the bosnian serb army.
Each month they got stale bread and some extremely over salted goat cheese and a lot of lard.
They had to ransack croatian houses to get bacon in those days because the unit was hungry and didnt want to be on the frontline at all.
So one day he got a batch of the 'angry' cheese as they called it and a sack of stale bread, all for 50 men. A croatian family ran away from the house they confiscated and found a tab of smoked pork belly bacon, usually called Adidas, since it had 3 lines of meat on it, the Soap was all white bacon, literally ukrainian salo, and the rest didnt need names because it wasnt seen a lot to have names.
The other day he came to visit and i was hungry as fuck, offered to take us both for dinner to an italian restaurant anywhere.
He refused and decided to make one of his war time improvisations, named Poupara, translated roughly to On Steam in yugoslav.
He took my yesterdays bread and tore it into chunks, poured milk over it and grated a fuckton of goat cheese, then put it all on a baking oven plate that was greased with lard (i use lard for everything) and bacon strips.
He said it that they survived a battle because of that meal in winter of 93.
Then he showed me what 'war candy' is.
Its just lard on stale bread and some sugar sprinkled on.
He said ill need to know this type of shit to improvise sooner or later.
My mom who was on the other side of the war also showed me how to save a chunk of meat that started smelling funny.
I know already how to make porridge and borscht, i know how to make mayo from oil, mustard, vinegar and eggs.
I got interested into survival food recipes and i keep writing them down and trying them when ever i can.
Post recipes of such meals, dont post ramen because its a store bought plastic that softens at high temperatures.
Post recipes for food that lasts long and can be conserved for a long ass time.
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My people have a survival food called press enter after every single sentence.
It's actually a pretty shitty food.
It makes people not want to read your useless horseshit.
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Ever made hard tack before OP? It's a kind of very dry, unleavened, twice baked bread that can stay good for months, even years if stored properly. European explorers used it to cross the Atlantic, and soldiers on both sides ate it in the American Revolution as well as the American Civil War.
The dough is six parts flour, one part water, and a spoonful or two of salt. Roll the dough out until it's a centimeter thick. Then cut it into squares 7 centimeters by 7 centimeters. Poke three rows of three holes each through the squares with a small stick. Bake them at 190 degrees C for 30 minutes, then take them out, let them cool a little, flip them over, and bake them again for another 30 minutes.
If you store the hard tack somewhere air and moisture can't get to it, it will last nearly forever. As the name implies though, it's hard as rock. Soldiers used to crush the individual biscuits with the butts of their rifles and put it in their coffee or water to soften it up. Others would break them up and fry them in lard for a meal.
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Can you trust people who say they dont like cream cheese?
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Its just cow tit grease
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Depends. If they also don't like butter I'd say its a safe bet they're fucked in the head.
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>>9073764
I can't tell the difference between cream cheese and butter either.
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Gonna take a whack at making some fried rice today. Gimme your best tips and recipes.
Also,should I use sesame oil when I'm oiling the pan or should I just vegetable/rapeseed oil?
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>>9072426
sesami oil is a meme that only dumb gweilo's propogate and fall for.
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Asian food is a meme and rice is disgusting poor people food.
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I think the key is to flavor the oil.
Add oil, then aromatic veggies herbs. Heat and let all those flavors fully imbue the oil
Rice and other ingredients come later.
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What's your favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor, /ck/?
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Chocolate therapy is the only legit answer. Y'all can all fuck off.
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oh, it doesn't really matter
as long as I can have
TWO SCOOPS
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>implying I eat that crap
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Okay here's the deal. I'm a beginner cook and also a poorfag so this is all I could afford. I also have red and yellow capsicum, brusselsprouts, white button mushrooms, carrots, fresh garlic and a lot of dried spices. What's the best was to create a nice meal with only two cooking plates and a microwave?
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>>9071370
depends on if you'd be willing to set the plates on fire
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>porterhouse
It's a funny looking porterhouse. Where are you, OP? Using the term "capsicum" I take it you're not American?
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>>9071381
The packaging clearly says "Product of New Zealand"
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>Making egg salad
>Run out of mayonnaise
>Tell mom we're out of mayonnaise
>"No anon, we have some on the bottom shelf"
>Jar of Miracle Whip
Why the fuck do people eat that shit? To my mom it is literally synonymous with mayo, but they taste nothing alike.
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>>9070781
because it lasts foreverrrr
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>>9070781
It's basically mayo with honey mustard mixed in. I really don't like it but I can see why some people do. Sometimes I'll mix mayo and spicy mustard for some sandwiches.
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>>9070794
Oh, and I think it would be pretty horrible in egg salad but wouldn't be so bad on chicken or used in a vegetable salad dressing.
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>be 25 year old virgin autist
>start getting into hygiene
>girls start noticing me
>start chatting with one of the cute ones
>she is smiling at me and playing with her hair the entire time we talk
>i dominate the conversation with funny stories and funny bullshit
>she is into me
>ask her out
>we go into a club and get drunk and do what the young kids do
>tell her that it was all bullshit and she hasnt experienced what i need to have in store for her
>i love to cook, as i have already mentioned her, and i will cook us a perfect dinner at my place
>she is ecstatic about it and surprised
That is tomorrow at 7pm and its 2 am now, i have a day.
I have no ideas and i need to make it perfect.
I have no idea what the girls are into considering food, i have some frozen veal slices, yet i dont know what else to make
I have potatoes that are dead, i mean the sprouts died a month ago.
Im drunk and pissed myself while trying to clean the mess my apartment is in and i still need to sleep to get ready for tomorrow.
The toilet is clean and i had to borrow a small bin for the toilet and air freshener.
The dinner is still a big task yet im dead on ideas.
Pls be useful just this once /ck/, i love you, but im in deep shit and all out of ideas.
I cant order for out and say its mine, i need to make a romantic dinner, its all up to the food now.
I'll buy anything i need but i need a dinner
pls
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>>9066301
Lie down naked on the dinner table with pieces of lettuce placed elegantly around your genitals.
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>>9066301
just order a pizza and drive around the city listening to the drive soundtrack