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I like the flat dark green kale better

kale grows all throughout the year in my yard. verastile, hearty, good for you. love that kale.

>>9092594
agree^
i'll only eat kale if its nice and buttery though

Sliced hotdogs and ketchup.

>>9092436
It's meant to be a side. Can be a meal for children and man children.

>>9092443
>>9092441
>>9092436
with a fork

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

This reminds of this time I had dinner with my corworkers. I make a rule of not socializing with coworkers, and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.

6 coworkers met at someone's house under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.

He made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.

We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me".

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>>9092166

>>9092139

Sauteed monkfish with asparagus and wild rice. It's good.

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>>9092197
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>9091013
420

>>9091013
It's great if you eat it fresh, with a lot of hot sauce. Absolute shit if you wait even 10 minutes.

illuminati

Can we cut each one in half and share?

>>9090251
Chili! Without a doubt. Those look like really good dogs.

either, but you're asking for my druthers so chili.

Go to the gym before work.

>>9089025
Take kratom instead.

Is it weird that I actually drink coffee to sleep better?

>ਤੰਗਦਸਤੀ ੂਵਿ੍ੀਪ੍ਰਦੇਸ਼ ਵਿਵਹਾਰਕ no

So the waitress brings him balut?

>>9095366
Fertilized eggs are actually a type of egg, and they are more nutritious than regular unfertilized eggs.

>>9095294

I like crab cake slightly more

>>9095294
>deep fried garbage better than fresh ingredients
fatty pls

>>9095403
>deep fried fish can't be fresh
weeaboos are the worst

>>9094950
I like that those include something recognizable as a part of an animal that was alive at some point, but I hate that they never seem to have more than 6 of those tiny dehydrated shrimp at most.

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>>9094950
Shrimp is the best flavor, you have good taste. My favorite poorfag food is tater tots, but I like them with mustard way more than ketchup.

>>9095013
Yo let me get some of your tots.

>>9094946
are you autistic about the taste or do you just not know how to make anything else

>>9094982
For me, it's the taste and the spice. It's not too hot to be annoying but hot enough to leave me sweating after I drink the broth.

It's such a satisfying feeling, like popping a big zit and then rubbing the puss between your fingers and smelling them.

>>9094993
>>9094993
>drinking the broth
i'm a fat fuck so i add cooked rice, boiled egg and some pork and enjoy a nice spicy 2nd meal

Any choice other than garlic or onion is wrong.

>>9094942
Leek is basically tastier onion so

that is a pokemon ENDORSED by farfetched vegetable

I don't get it

*uploads a deer*

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>>9094837

>>9094264
Trying to eat healthier, but your baked chicken is kinda bland? Spread stone-ground mustard all over it.

>>9094264
Just drink your own piss. its free and you will never run out

>>9094304
Mustard works pretty great as an adhereant for breadcrumbs on fried chicken.

In a cup.

>>9094225
A cake is a kind of sandwich.

>>9094315
It's technically a pie, but I see where you're coming from.