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I've got my parents coming over for dinner tomorrow. I have limited experience cooking. These are the ingredients I have:
1.2 kg Beef Fillet
Red Onions
White Onions
Garlic cloves
Fresh Ginger
Cherry Tomatoes
Selleri
Danish champignon/mushrooms
Red and white wine vinegar
Extra virgin olive oil
Carrots
Potatoes
Worcestershire Sauce
Help me make a decent dinner, /ck/. My mum is a diabetic so no sugars or caramelisation.
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>>9096573
>selleri
Brown the meat in a pan, then throw all the veggies and meat into a crockpot. Easiest shit ever
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>>9096600
Why the fuck would you crockpot an expensive (and lean) cut like fillet?
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>>9096603
This guy is obviously a fucking idiot is why. He couldn't cook his way out of a cardboard box
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i wanna go to a french restaurant, but i'm scared i'll get laughed at 'cause i don't know how to pronounce the food.
is croissant really pronounced "kwah-saun"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGP4n--sTGo
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>>9096405
No it's pronounced "Krah-sahnt
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>>9096405
It is in French, yes. But unless you do the correct French pronunciation for every French origin word in English saying "kwah-saun" makes you sound like a try-hard. Just say krassant.
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>>9096417
>makes you sound like a try-hard
Why do people think that this is a bad thing?
Guys how should I learn to cook while broke.
What am I supposed to buy?
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>>9095703
mcdoubles.
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>>9095706
I hate unhealthy mcdonalds.
I think ramen is actualy healthier and better if your poor
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>>9095706
You are a fucking idiot. Eating fast food is not cheap.
>>9095707
Neither is ramen.
Eggs
Beans
Rice
Onion
Bell pepper
Buy some produce and get on YouTube. It really isn't expensive and is not hard. Start with something easy like red beans and rice. Feed yourself for days on the cheap without becoming a diabetic retarded faggot.
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how important is plating?
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its not
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it's only for pretentious rich whites
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Depends on how much you're getting paid
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bought this exact marmite what can I do with it
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>>9095528
i used to put it on my hot pockets
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I use to put it in my hot pockets
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Make toast
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Hey /ck/, I want to make a dinner for this girl I like and her kid but I only have a budget of thirty dollars? What is something romantic that will get me laid that night?
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>>9095447
wife's son.
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>>9095447
>and her kid
But seriously listen to Mr Chi City. His wise words still hold true today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeyjgSUlrk
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>>9094920
you gotta do what you gotta do
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>>9094920
>TFW you are so poor you have to eat mosquitoes.
Africa, the leading developer of "how much food we can get withouth actually doing something".
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I thought they were mayflies or midges or something like that.
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How many of you dabble in the dark arts? I generally make a Rum from 32 oz of fancy molasses and approx 8-9 lb of sugar. to 5 gallon water.
Other times I do enjoy making wine. or beer.
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I have a couple 5L glass jugs, what'd be the easiest way to make some shitty wine or mead with these?
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>>9094214
Get a decent airlock, and learn about brewing and fermenting. Good focus is on beginning, and ending specific gravity Shitty is easy but why shoot for that unless you are going to distil it.
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>>9094191
I can't burn down my house just yet, I haven't paid it off and I secretly haven't been paying my homeowners insurance.
As soon as It's paid off, I'm making a big still in the garage and become a crazy old man like popcorn
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What can be done to save a steak that has almost no fat?
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Chaliapin that shit
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Blast it with piss
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>>9094093
>Slice the steak into incredibly thin strips
>Cook the strips in a pan or on hot rocks
>Add seasoning and vegetables if you want
>Enjoy
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Do you grill a fish whole or fillet?
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I don't eat foul-tasting third world foods because I don't have any white guilt
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>>9093979
I prefer whole but i'm scared of the bones.
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>>9093979
Whole.
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>accidentally make two lunches
>now I have to eat both
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Those are some good feels fampi
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>>9094004
that's a nice girl
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>>9093964
what a wonderful mistake
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can we get a local thread going?
>name of restraunt
>location of restraunt
>best thing on the menu
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>>9093786
>mcdonalds
>nyc
>mcchicken
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>>9093786
Yankees won't know this but in the south the best food is sold at gas stations.
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>Red Hot
>Erie, PA
>Pic related, Greek dogs and fries
Would we know? How could we possible know if Human meat was being consumed by the public at large. With today’s processed foods we really have no clue. I heard an interview one day that stated that 265,000 refugees have completely vanished in Germany. That is a lot of ground meat stuffed into Bratwurst.
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>>9093775
Well the FDA doesn't allow the consumption of human meat and after working in a meat processing plant I can tell you we didn't cut up any humans. I can't speak for Germans though
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>>9093775
check out a documentary i saw the other day, it's called sweeney todd
should expand your mind
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>more talk about immigrants in/ck/
I despise the vermin also but please keep this in /pol/.
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Which slice of pizza would you rather have?
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I think I'll pass on the ashtray flavor to the left.
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Right looks more like a pizza place's pizza but left is probably actually better tasting.
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I think I'll pass on the chewy tasteless papa John's Pizza for 5 year olds on the right.
holy SHIT, /ck/. This changes EVERYTHING
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>>9092893
Still doesn't change the fact that you're eating tomato sugar paste
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>>9092907
Italian cuisine at its finest.
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>>9092930
olé